When they put on their 20K Rolex Submariner, bitches can't resist!
>>18684909
>>18684910Watchfag fit thread btwPost the best watchfag looks
>>18684911
>>18684912You know things are bad when this larpmeister has the best fits of all youtube watchfags.
>>18684914I call it "Rapist chic"
Watches are cool if you have one or two nice ones as a rich person and don't really obsess over them, they're an affordable luxury.People making it into a hobby is pathological.I have like a few watches myself but they're just jewelry to pull off a certain aesthetic and nothing else.
>>18684906This is just what the average Amerimutts look like.Now picrel is what the average EuroChad watchbros look like.
It’s been well-known that the posters in watch threads are ugly. Why do you think they post just their wrists but never an entire fit. In fact, they’re never in any other thread except fragrance threads.
>>18686859>>18687174Watch nerds are definitely pathological. Stastitically, there are probably more autists and adult virgins in the watch community than in the general population. It's like Pokemon cards collectors.
>>18686861OP is what average American Jews look like.
>>18686859I thought watches were so cool and lusted after them and dreamed of owning a nice one Once I finally got my first one I was so underwhelmed I dropped the "hobby" and never bothered again My watch is 3 years overdue for a service, runs several minutes slow a day and I'm not even wearing it right now. I just don't care
>>18687226What's the watch?
>>18687227IWC pilot
>>18687230Mark XX? I have one of those, they are good watches, but also a "non-watch" watch; It's a basic design, you already have a minimalist mindset and usually want a non intrusive watch or a one watch collection when you buy those.
>>18687195It's some intricate little mechanical stuff with a bunch of variations and degrees of autism to geek out over and a century+ of history and makes/models to memorize and categorize. If you didn't say it had something to do with fashion, nobody would fucking assume it would.It's one of those things that should be taken into consideration yeah, and girls do dig decent looking watches yes - but they more of just expect that successful guys wear one to begin with, because it looks like you have nowhere to be if you don't need a watch and apple watches are looked down on as dorky gimmicks by many girls too. they absolutely won't care if you have like 50 of them nor about what excellent horological research went into this one 30k piece hat you borrowed against your house for. That would turn the average woman away actually. The typical citizens and seikos etc you see however, that really-is fine enough for most fits.You can say, that having really impressive majestic watches can impress other men who would be able to recognize the difference. However the general 'good enough' effort to win that game is a Rolex or two for the average guy. The geekery over whatever tourbillion turbo buttblast watches appeals not even to the average guy trying to read your status but speficially only to the other horologists who would lose their shit seeing you wear it. >tl;dr do not discount watches in general, you should wear one if you don't want to look like fucking shit. but hardcore watchfags impress only each other.
>>18687376>guy trying to read your statusPull your head out of your ass, man. You're way too invested in what you think people think. And what you think is wrong.
THiS wAtCh ThAt WaTcH
Why is Andrew Morgan collabing with this thing?
>>18690318is it a tranny or just a regular homosexual?
>>18687376>having really impressive majestic watches can impress other men who would be able to recognize the difference but would turn the huzz awayfunny how that's the same thing with muscles. and cars. and perfumes. and japanese jeans. and sneakers for the darker gentlemen out there. and shoes in general
>>18691530ok, this one looks based
>>18691530reminds me of this classy coupleShould have worn a gold day date that day
Why are you dorks overthinking this? Just get a tank
>>18691570OK
>>18691577I am glad you are obsessed with me enough to post a nearly one minute long video of twirling your Credor around. I kid, I kid though that post above really wasn’t me.Also btw I imagine that anon’s suggestion was for users to buy a cheap tank knock off from aliexpress or wherever, not the literal Cartier brand one.
>>18691616That watch is non functioning
>>18692173You’re clearly going through something right now and I wish you luck. That first post truly wasn’t me and if you enjoy Credor then by all means enjoy Credor. Other people doing stuff you don’t like doesn’t affect you at all. I shouldn’t insult Credor if you enjoy it but I really don’t see why you are getting so upset at me personally. You need to calm down a bit and chill, friend.
>>18691616Extremely based tank making the credor incel seethe
>>18692192Thank you, Fren. I appreciate it. I hope the Credor anon gets help because he legit seems unhinged. I shouldn’t mess with him.
sneed
>>18693267His channel is going down the toilet since the other guy left.Must be hard for his ego to see that people don't like him and his conceited mannerisms.
>>18693275he's always been the worst part of any of his content, honestly amazed he's still around
>>18692173>Andy Warhol famously wore a Cartier Tank watch without winding it, embodying his approach to fashion as a purely aesthetic accessory rather than a functional tool. He stated, "I don't wear a Tank watch to tell the time. Actually, I never even wind it. I wear a Tank because it is the watch to wear!".
>>18693275>>18693267Honey it's time for another "why X tells a story and why something something" in slow motion and mellowness
>>18693267Maybe he should have done less coke and be less of a jerk.
>watching youtubeare you all this stupid?
>>18693326When you have no value to society you don't really need to know what time it is.
>>18693326how delightfully quirky!
>>18694939Yeah but unironically. When it’s a watch of that ‘Maison’ and era the value is intrinsically in the piece itself not wearing it to tell time.
>>18684916Goes hard ngl.
>>18684909I thought he only had one massive wart on his head, but he actually has two shrek ears growing out of his temples
>>18684906Watches are gay and I have a few watches. They’re bracelets that are less gay than regular bracelets but they are still gay
>>18695180Didn’t he lose all his watches years ago? I don’t follow the guy but he was robbed and now he’s not a true watch guy. He’s just a gay YouTuber with a mail order bride and a son who hates him.
>>18695180It’s fucking sick I love Archie He’s a fat, retarded shrekked out jew
>>18695307>a son who hates him.Didn't his son die of overdose?
>>18695307Yeah he got robbed, he told the whole internet where exactly he keeps his watches (in a safe at home) and when he's going to go to a vacation. I suspect insurance fraud, but i doubt he's smart enough to pull it off.
>>18695351His son is the little Asian kid who would appear in videos and backtalk him sometimes. It was really funny. One of the videos was Archie gifting the kid his first watch (as an investment he claims) and it has this classic line. “Patek Philippe - it’s a Classique!”“Yeah, whatever.”If you search Archieluxury buys his son first Patek Philippe you might be able to find the video Im talking about. It’s cringe kino. I get secondhand embarrassment from the guy
>>18695307yeah and he took out a home equity loan to rebuild his collection thinking it will pay for itself by milking the watches for youtube content, his channel is dead so that fell flatto pay off some of the debt he sold his bmw recently at a big loss, because to his surprise they are a money sink, some of the new watches went too
>>18689136Teddy bulbasaur is like the only well dressed and normal looking watch guy on YouTube. Even in this bad photo he looks fine
>>18695363I remember some video of him flying to London and being all sad, something about his failed junkie son, idkbif he died or not.
>>18694495lol, is that a Dr. Manhattan reference?
>>18696747>NOMOS / cuck chairs reviewer.
>>18687813You dont think men look at other men's watches and make judgements? Strange
>>18698390Because I work in tech and the structure is rather flat, I've talked to multiple millionaires and 2-3 billionaires. First, I've never seen anything particularly fancy in terms of watches. Second, you can tell no one cares about stuff that to them is of so little value.Carry on trying to impress the middle manager class though.
>>18698390Nobody cares what kind of watch you are wearing as long as it is not some gay smartwatch or a fitness monstrosity. Nobody is judging you by your watch, but they do judge how you hold yourself and how you talk. Your watch, if anyone even notices, would not even be 1 percent of anyone's opinion.
>>1869839090% of people don’t go full autism over a fucking watch. They’re not gonna look for some special engraving to prove its authenticity. Bling is bling to the average person and if it looks like bling, that’s enough. The only people who are going to judge you for a watch are watch autists and really old men. Watches are old men shit anyways.
>>18698390they might, but their opinion is worth nothing
>>18687226I don't even bother adjusting the time on mine. I wear it sometimes when I go out as a fashion accessory because I like how the metal bracelet looks
>>18695363Lmao found it>Fat watchtard tries to do a meandering dadtalk connecting watches and vague life advice >"If I just agree can we get over this quick?"
>>18696747Guy laughs mid word. And I guess he's young and dumb. I saw him recently review a Timex TV dial and say "Apparently TVs used to be shaped like this." Really? Dude's never even seen a CRT in his lifetime? How?
So, it’s settled. Watch threads are made by fat autists who actually don’t care about fashion at all.
>>18699604Watches have never been a fashion thing, they're an outlet for wealth signalling for men. Poors buying cheap watches to be fashionable fundamentally miss the point and just end up signalling they are poor.
>>18699628Nobody is going to be so autismo they need to check for authenticity. If it looks like real gold or something flashy, that’s good enough to signal wealth.
>>18699193This is the epitome of Cringe kino. To this day, it is the only Archieluxury video I have ever watched, KINO. The fact he didn't have the self-reflection to not upload it says a lot about him just as much as his massive girth and lack of interest in any other fashion items besides watches does.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwoNX95I3rI>@tonyoreilly26377 years ago>Nice one Archie, your son's line was the best ever, "you are trying to get me into watches so I don't sell them all when you die" now that was Grand classic...>@MULTIPLESHOTSFIRED7 years ago>Missed opportunity, an Xbox would have made you a hero to him and saved you thousands of dollars. What's next, gonna give your cat a Tiffany bracelet?
>>18687811This one is growing on me. All his videos are consistent, straight to the point.+ his wrist size is almost the same as mine, so his wrist shots are useful.
>>18684910If you don't buy a Rolex, Nico Leonard will eat your cock, horse eating a carrott! GNAKGNAKGNAKGNAK
>>18699632>Nobody is going to be so autismo they need to check for authenticity.Yeah, the assumption is whatever you're wearing is authentic, because getting exposed wearing a fake is a faux pax you you won't recover from for 2 generations at least.>If it looks like real gold or something flashy, that’s good enough to signal wealth.Branding is a much better indicator. Luxury brands exist precisely so we have reliable indicators of wealth.
>>18699920The only people who are really going to give a fuck are watch enthusiasts, meaning dorks who’s opinions don’t even matter.
>>18684906these thing inevitably evolve beyond getting bitches and just become about mogging other men. Same with gym and looksmaxxing.
>>18700726Those guys aren’t mogging anyone.
>>18699920>Branding is a much better indicator. Luxury brands exist precisely so we have reliable indicators of wealthThis is why I wear a Gucci t-shirt over my bulging muscles along with Amiri skinny ripped jeans that say Amiri on the back. My trusty Apple Watch Ultra tells me the time, my heartbeat, my steps and everything else I need to know.
This board is nothing but watch spam by 40 year old neckbeards.
>>18702737this annoying fuck has to be one of the worst.Who watches his shit even?
>>18699628>wealth signaling>status readingStop using stupid buzzwords like that. No one experiences watches like you think they do.
>>18699928*whose
>>18702737I hate that guy. "Here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face."
So, it’s settled. Watchfags are aged dweebs.
>>1870520279% ageing low test dweebs10% ethnic (mostly pajeets)10% women1% chads
>>18705961>WomenWomen don’t care about watches
>>18705987coper get a nice watch and they'll notice and not be fat
>>18707987i like this one, no bullshit, no fake persona
>>18707990He wears an apple watch...
>>18702737>sold his grandfather's vintage Explorer so he could buy a 41mm version insteadActual mental retardation.
>>18706617Wrong
>>18708305You don't go outside
What if luxury watches are just a front for ayyyys tech like in they live
>>18699188lmao I do the same. I don't even set the time half the time because I don't care. It's just jewelry
>>18702743People who think he's entertaining. I hate his voice, his face, his editing style. I just can't stand the guy.
>>18705987There is a surprising amount of female youtube watch reviewers actually.
>>18712036>Hey kid! Want to see my patak philip?
>>18709832That german bitch, she's not funny, not warm, not glamorous, not luxury, not technical, she has that thick nazi accent that's offputting.I guess she had the female watch youtuber spot for a while because there was no one else, but really nothing to see there.
>>18712036Imagine being his wife or child who doesn't care at all about watches and on a sunday afternoon you hear him making his 30th video about different rolex explorer sizes comparing the 36 and 39 mm
The Limp Dick crew.3 cuck chairs and no bull.
>>18708672You mean people who get paid to do that? Wow!
The "it was better before the face reveal"
>The "it was better before the face reveal"runner-up for the title
>>18712313I imagine that he’s so jaded that he doesn’t actually care about watches at all anymore. Once something becomes your job, it ceases to be your passion.A friend of mine, his father was the head chef of a Michelin-starred restaurant. We always assumed that the family ate well at home, but it turned out that the father never cooked at home and, honestly, didn’t seem to enjoy food at all.
>>18712617Chefs always end up miserable for some reason.
>>18712618No mystery. It’s an unbelievably stressful job.
>>18712617I find it hard to believe that he still cares too. Watches for me were something that I found cool for maybe six months, making it a career sounds horrible. But then imagine having to lie to the camera constantly about how much your rolex matters to you and how torn you are about your next mass produced luxury watch purchase. Grim
>>18712804>Watches for me were something that I found cool for maybe six monthsHow did you get out of it?I got into it around 2021 or early 2022, still into it but i wish i wasn't.
>>18712834>How did you get out of it?NTA, but I think the reason I went into it had a lot to do with getting out of it.I went in specifically with the intent on getting a small number of watches that would complement my outfits appropriately. Naturally, I went completely down the rabbit hole and the more I learned, the more I wanted, etc etc.Eventually I just got tired of the clutter and I realized that I'd achieved my goals a long time ago. I already had a great casual watch and a great dressy watch. When that realization hit me, it's like need for watches just completely evaporated all at once.I still keep an eye on new models because the technology genuinely interests me, but I have no desire to actually own any more.
>>18712834Ok, on second thought it was closer to two years where I was really into it. I got into it to the point where I bought the meme orient and vostok watches and kept thinking about what my "grail" watch would be. I think I just realized that watches weren't even something that I enjoyed wearing that much (the real engaging part was looking at things online), and I got increasingly bored of the same content from the watchtubers over and over. I started looking down on it and all the soppy stories that the people on hodinkee tell. For me, I think the initial interest in just cool looking things went to far when I started buying into (((horology))), and the so called stories that "timepieces" tell. Other things in my life were more interesting than watches, but I think the main thing that put me off was how the attitude of people who like watches began to grate on me. I really began to feel like there was just a delusional approach to life in these collector circles. I began to feel like "serious watch collectors" were basically the same as serious funko pop collectors. Then I didn't care anymore. Watches are just accessories to my now that I think about the same as my socks or ties. Still, they are kind of cool. And it is nice that whenever I notice a nice watch it is easy for me to strike up a conversation about it. Looking back, I think part of it was an aspirational status thing, and I became more aware of other things that mattered more to me status wise. I hope that makes sense. Oh also I think part of it was actively trying to use social media as little as possible too
>>18712866Did you actually get rid of your watches or just stop buying new ones?
>>18693267He sucks off all of the brandsHe thinks he'll be allowed in the cool kids' club if he keeps at itHe is the biggest shill you could imagineAnd best of allHe does it for free
>>18712866>>18712880Maybe i'll reach that point too.I got 3 good watches, the last one i bought was a year ago, but i keep looking at watches daily.Lately, i've stopped wearing my 2 nicest watches because i have had bad times at work and i realized that i was associating my good watches to a shit environment, bad feelings and creating bad memories with it.So i just wear my "war watch" at work so to speak (Hamilton khaki field) and haven't worn my 2 good watches for two months until i find a new job that i like at least.The whole mental gymnastic of it is crazy.
>>18713088It's not about high horses, it's about not associating a watch with bad moments. Clearly i don't value my job to waste my watches on it.That's what will get me out of watches i think.
>>18713702Luxury watches give you a smugness that other people can't even comprehend because you still look mid.
>>18687376i have a pretty intricate device in my pocket that syncs to satellites in space to get more accurate timelame pretentious nerd
>>18713760A pocket watch with atomic time capabilities?
>>18713702This is how I imagine what the average watchfag looks like on this board.
>>18713840>This is how I imagine what the average watchfag looks like on this board.Yes, except that only 10% own any watches at all. Maybe 0.5% own a watch that costs more than 1000 dollars.
>Watchfags literally reported the other thread mentioning how there’s 11 watch threads.Janny is a huge faggot.
>>18684906Reminds me of a Jay Leno video I saw where he mentioned watches and how no one gives a shit about your watch. No one cares
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>>18714853>Reminds me of a Jay Leno video I saw where he mentioned watches and how no one gives a shit about your watch. No one careshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Q5zy54RV4kek, very true
>>18714860This thread is a slow cooking one tho (since april).It's about sociology and it's meta, you wouldn't get it.
>>18714853>>18715684>no one gives a shit about your watchWell, except other watch nerds. And while they likely won't say anything, they will either be internally smirking if your watch sucks, or internally seething if you mog them.Talking about watches like in these threads is actually quite unnatural.I have received two comments on watches in my life. The first was when a guy noticed that we were both wearing 16570 Explorer II's. The second was when my wife asked me to hold her watch, I put it around my other wrist, and a child asked why I was wearing two watches.
>>18716061BASEDASEDredeeming the thread right here (sir)
>>18715694>Well, except other watch nerds. And while they likely won't say anything, they will either be internally smirking if your watch sucks, or internally seething if you mog them.People nobody should give a fuck about. It’s like trying to gain approval from a weeb.
>>18716065That was my point. Even watch people don't talk about watches in normal circumstances. It requires specific cases like being at trade shows or those cringe meetups where they feel free to.
Dick mogging > Height mogging > Face mogging > Fit mogging > gf mogging > Wealth mogging > Car mogging > Shoes mogging > (...) > Watch mogging
Lmao
>>18717301Never wear a real watch on one wrist and a smartwatch or fitbit on the other hand. It looks so silly. Also, you're giving yourself away as non-athletic, since actually physically fit people don't care about their daily step count.
>>18718403kek astute observation
>>18719065This one is in the same category than Timepiece Gentleman (minus the serial killer vibe).Probably a crook, but at last he fucks.
>>18684912I am never ever going to get over that one time he made a video coping with the fact that his role model Alpha M of all people shilled for MVMT>no no no you don't understand he was being sarcastic and mocking the dire state of the watch industry, nevermind the fact it was a paid promotion
JuSt OnE mOrE wAtCh
>>18720446..aaaaaand it's another shitter.
I noticed that these influencers are all ugly.
>>18722216And old. None are below the age of 40, maybe even 45.
>>18722216Yeah, they are all ugly, except maybe the tall guy here >>18716481Some of them are genetic abnormalities, like the one looking like a lesbo in the OP >>18684906 (probably a test deficiency or something) or wart guy >>18684909That's 100% why they look for external validation by buying things. If you're handsome, fit with a big dick, you don't try to show off your Rolex.
Have a bump
>>18684911looks like pewdiepie's dog
>>18709832she can hop on my weenus
why does everyone recommend PRX ?
>>18722730It’s inexpensive It’s from a “reputable” (read:non-Asian) brandIt’s made in a popular style
>>18722730Good watch, it doesn't pretend to be something it's not.It's a banger, you put it on the wrist, people say "nice watch", without thinking twice about the price or the brand.
Watchfags on suicide watch.
Yes
Suicidefags on watch watch.
Bump.
Give this one a name
>>18724037Cofe time
>>18724037It looks like one of those ugly latex masks, and when he removes it>OMG! It's Tom Cruise!!
Based thread
lmao
>>18684906Pure class
bump
>>18725931I'm going to be very honest, here, and I'm not trying to be mean: if you think a PRX, even the most expensive PRX, is not an inexpensive watch then you need to get your finances in order before getting interested in watches.>B-b-b-but I'm actually richSure, buddy.
Bump
What a great deinfluencing thread
EXTREME CRINGE WARNING:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzeChu6_Kc
>>18726060he gives him a credor btw. japchads stay winning
>>18726062He literally gives him a Tuuuuudor shitter
>>18726060I can’t believe he was able to impregnate his giga stacy wife. That’s the most surprising thing of all.
>>18726060He kept going on and on, 3mn felt like 2 hours, jesus.
>>18726062You aren't japanese and you have no affiliation with Credor. Even if they ever "won" anything, which they haven't and won't, you could not share in the celebration.Credor fucking SUCKS, so stop trying to make a thing of it here. No one is with you on this.
>>18686861the difference is these dudes are rich>>18684909>>18684910>>18684911>>18684912>>18684913these guys are not rich and are just throwing their money away on toys
Watchfags are SEETHING!
>>18698889Tech is a different field than most though. Read Tom Wolfe's profile of Bob Noyce, and then realize that the fashion sense of the entire industry hasn't changed in any real way since then.
Fragrance youtubers are similar
>>18726361Fragrance threads are made by watchfags
I just look at my phone real quick.
>>18726585Nah fuck that shit what if your sitting what if your driving what if your swimming what if your hiking what if your pooping
>>18726649Phone. Like a normal person. And if I’m taking a shit, I finish and wash my hands.
This one apparently has a collection of Rolex Seawdweller, JLC and so on.While dressing like the ultimate 40 year old virgin and living in some kind of social housing, it makes ZERO FUCKING SENSE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kiv8H593yJk
>>18726764and of course, none of his watches fucking fit, 40mm+ on a wristlet.Peak autismo.
>>18726764>>18726765Like, he matches his Oakley glasses with his Oakley shirt, that's his fashion sense, and everything around him is cheap and ugly. I'm appalled.WTF are we doing with our lives, watchfags? Are these our people?
>>18726768Come on. You don’t remember that one nerdy kid in school with the chunky G Shock? That one kid with the new balance shoes and the big binder with the Velcro strap? The one with the Halo 2 tee? The one who always ran to class while others walked?
>>18726585i feel like a fucking retard checking the time on my phone. god i hate it so much
>>18726768Feel like a lot of hobbies are like this. Auto enthusiasts obsess over the style of their car(s) but my god do most of them dress like complete shit.
>>18726765That Rolex is very ugly. Especially with blue rubber.
>>18726771Kek, overgrown G-shock virgins but with too much money now.
>>18726765>>18726771Look at this shit, all of his watches are sized like this, dorky as fuck, kek. And he's giving advices on chosing the good watch.
>>1872692550K (?) of watches that don't fit
>>18726925>>18726927
>>18726927If I had a wrist 6" or smaller I'd seriously just buy ladies watches. They look exactly like the men's counterpart and are often much cheaper and have the same movement [pic rel]. And they look proportionally normal on a small wrist. I even got myself a ladies version of a tank because it's the normal size of a men's from any other brand. It's not like you can usually tell unless it's pink and has diamonds all over it.
>>18727087The strap width gives it away for this one
>>18727112Yeah, that one it does I guess. But it would still be preferable to a 44mm watch that covers the dude's wrist from end to end.
>>18726925Dweebcore
Someone’s having a melty!
>>18727215Who? Where?
>>18727239Thanks for the bump ;)
>>18698889No one cares what tech Dorks think. Notice they can only attract Slav whores like goofball Gates/Ellison. A legit LA hottie Josie Canseco turned down 205K USD to go out with one of those dorks; and she is a legit slut.
>>18727285lol, you're in every thread pretending people are unwittingly bumping threads and that in benefits you and is against our best interests.What game are you playing?
>>18715684He is wrong. If you are not in showbiz you need to signal to a female that you have the means to give them the lifestyle they crave.Jay the failed actor/comedian would have a different take on this. Hot girls do not poor into LA every year to meet guys who drive Corollas and have a cheap Android phone.Nice clothes and a nice watch can be replaced by a proper vehicle.
>>18727305People who care about cars are hilarious. Now they're trying to claim cars are part of your 'fashion sense'. haha
>>18727305Girls don’t care about your watch, bro.
>>18727316Correct. Girls find racing motorcycles attractive.
>>18727319>>18727321>girlsOkay. That's what motivates you?
>>18727343So, what do you do? Buy watches to show off to dorks on a forum?
>>18727377Everything I buy is to please myself. I don't do things for attention from others. My personality attracts people. And my natural good looks. I don't need cars or clothes or watches to get people interested.
What’s the average watchfag age?
Very nice thread.
>>18698888Holy get, quads of truth!
>>18727540>Overseethe editionDamn, that's an oldie.
>>18727413based
>>18722247The biggest one of all is teddy though
>>18727643Who?
>>18727643Teddy switched to selling watches fast. He never gives his own opinion on anything.
Bump ;)
Excellent thread
>>18727674
>>18728023Are all watch influencers just aging dweebs?
>>18728034Every single one of them
>>18728057All of them?
>>18728023Why is his head so massive, he looks like a bobble head??
You just KNOW guys like this as perpetually mad. They've got it all, but someone as silly and meaningless as the bones in their face not being the right shape and their facial features not looking appealing to the opposite sex totally messes them up. They would be having a dream life otherwise. Maybe that's why most of these super rich guys are mean
>>18691577Which angle makes the girl next door bob and bop on your Willie?
>>18692679Golly gosh, that looks so cheap
>>18728363All. Of. Them.
>>18728023>rich as fuck>buys his baby a tudorWhat a fucking cunt
>>18728365Revenge of the nerds fantasy. But the issue with such psychopaths is that they take their frustration out on innocents.
Have a bump for a based thread.
>>18728465Hah right, not such a great show of intelligence is it
>>18699866I can hear him grunting to force a shit out when I look at this picture. Amazing.
>>18728962Dios mio…
Don’t slide this thread, faggot.
Why is britt pearce makes faces like she is in a permanent state of alarm and agony from neverending diarrhea?
>>18729405Because it's her job and that's what face the algorithm tells her to make.It's like asking>why is this guy playing football for a team he didn't grow up cheering for?or>why is this model walking up and down the runway in a dress she doesn't even like?
Why did this thread cause so much seethe?
>>18729438the only people who can answer that are you and your therapist.
>>18729366Watch "chads"?Everyone is sick of this stupid thread. I'm contributing only so it limits out faster.
>>18729414You spend too much time online and you think everything is planned and performative for profit. You're one of those suspicious, skeptical doubters who never takes anything at face value. I don't like people like you. You're usually wrong.
>>18729475>Believing everything online is real. You have to be at least eighteen to be here.
>>18720446>Celebrates getting a PHD in "china" with a used tudor black bay.
>>18719065>Reviewing a product they can't even get a physical copy of>Photoshopping said product into thumbnails for click bait>Ads enabled
>>18720446I like this guy but he dismisses Tandorio just because he associates the name with some food that's popular in Australia. Other than that he's usually quite fair. His own line of watches seem just okay to me for the price. Like all microbrands they're essentially made exactly the same as the $200 watches he reviews as his bread and butter, but at twice the price. And you get an "original" design. [Read: just different enough from everything else that they can't point to an exact watch it rips off.]
>>18729664can I ask what is your diet? really like the fluff factor to your turds
>>18729733You are disgusting.
>>18684916When I realized he unironically goes on his jogs with a combat knife in a sheath attached under his forearm it dawned on me what a larping wannabe action movie star he is. He collects watches and functional apparel and military gear as a fuckin costume.
>>18729414She's cute, her husband is rich, she doesn't really need to do any of that. Try again.
>>18729858>he unironically goes on his jogs with a combat knife in a sheath attached under his forearmin which video do you see this?
>>18729874lol, ok, simp. yeah, she's being entirely honest.
>>18729901In most of the videos where he is jogging it makes an appearance. I think kind or recently he did one about a mudman and one about a Breitling aerospace where he goes running and in the clips where he's yammering and swinging his hands around you can see it.
>>18729901>>18729921It's in this video about gshocks and why the new ones are lacking. I've seen it in some others, too, it's some kind of skeletonized fixed blade knife in a polymer sheath like he's ready to gank a sniper in call of duty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0OfgdUCS5U&t=775s
>>18729924Is that even legal in New York?
>>18729924Don't mess with this badass! He's ready. He has a thing on his boot where if he kicks it just right a blade pops out of the front too.
>>18729924>>18729921It's also in a kind of recent hamilton military unit watch review. I don't know if he just puts on all this shit to look good in the reviews or if this is actually gear he straps on unironically for workouts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ak9weilSI
>>18729936Fuck, it wasn't the hamilton, it was a casio, but still
>>18729938kekWhy are you so familiar with what that guy does? Do you enjoy him or respect him or something??WTF
>>18729924KEK he's a multi-personality LARPer.>old money LARP >italian LARP >secret agent LARP
>>18729939It's a mixed bag. He's lolcow levels of cringe but in spite of that he still unironically manages to do some of the best watch content on youtube because his editing and research and videography is good and he almost never talks about a watch he hasn't physically held and worn for a week or two to actually have an experienced opinion about it and what it's like to use it. He makes it a point to avoid being one of the guys that talks out their ass about a watch from a picture on the internet. You just have to tolerate long stretches of fart sniffing to find the good stuff sometimes.
All watches, zero fashion.
i bought a used rolex haha.....for around 6ki just wanted one with the green face....haha....
>>18729966Bro. That’s not much money spent, bro. That’s nothing. You’re just a child, bro. Grow up, zoomer zoomie zoom zoom.
>>18729970just used a bit of my bonus :s
>>18729970Yeah, that's pocket change to a high-roller like yourself.
>>18729966>>18729970>Rolex with a green dial for $6kDepending on the specific reference it's either a fantastic deal or an actual piece of garbage they sold for scrap value.
Thankfully this retarded thread is finally coming to an end. Let's keep posting and push it over the edge so we don't have to see it anymore.
>>1872994190% of watch heads are just like TGV in that sense. Heavy on the old money larp. There's nothing wrong with that though. I like to drive around in my gr86 listening to Black Sabbath and acid bath pretending like I'm way cooler than I am. I enjoy it and it makes me happy desu
>>18729991I honestly don't know or see anybody in the watch community in on the "old money larp" other than TGV, except maybe the actual rich guys. A number of the youtubers have a lot of money and big nice collections but even most of them just wear jeans and a t-shirt and talk and act like normal dudes and don't go out of their way to talk about their family lineage or whatever. Marc of Long Island Watch has money, he runs that business almost entirely on cash and has a number of heavy hitting watches in his personal collection but he's not the showoffy type.On the other end of the spectrum there's Archie who lives in a termite house on a shoestring budget but manages to buy and trade Pateks and Breguets. But he doesn't pretend he's rich, he'll be the first to tell you he's a broke retard and buys that shit on credit.
>>18730010So a joke with money and a joke without money. The whole watch community is a joke.
>>18730010>I honestly don't know or see anybody in the watch community in on the "old money larp" other than TGVThere are many, including the infamous "ArchieLuxury" who is very much middle class and went in debt for his LARP.But the worst offender is the Theo and Harris guy. Even his way of talking is LARP.
>>18730093Is Archieluxury “old money larp” when he doesn’t dress or act old money in any way? Old money isn’t just spending money on expensive stuff you can’t afford. It’s an actual style leaning towards “TIP.”
>>18730105His whole Patek era was an old money LARP.He's a polack named Paul Pluta, not Archibald the IIIrd or whatever.
>>18730123No, the act was being a loud classless retard buying expensive things. But I don't know how much of a character Archie actually is if he expresses all of Paul's actual opinions slightly more loudly.Christian isn't old money larp, he's just a new york hipster. He's in kind of a bad boy phase right now too where he's telling you how he REALLY feels about new watch releases(he doesn't care.) He's kind of a contrarian in a polo shirt.
>>18730175>the act was being a loud classless retard buying expensive things.It was not an act, he's an actual retard who actually went into debt to buy Patek, Breguets and a new BMW.He only dropped the LARP when he had to decide between keeping the Patek/BMW or keeping his house that was crumbling, because he couldn't afford both. It's not just an "act" at that point.
>>18730444I’m the first guy responding again and I don’t deny that Paul is a retard who buys stuff he can’t afford. I deny that he is old money style entirely. Old money the actual style is like 1950s wasp Rhode Island country club aesthetic not just an expensive breuget watch
>>18730175Archie is also a horrible guy overall, for years he gave terrible financial advices to people. Was it part of the act to get people into debt?
>>18730446He wanted to pretend to be rich and did it for years.The "Archibald the Third" shit is an old money name. The buying Pateks and Breguets is an old money trait.Not saying that he's the poster boy for old money people, he was a caricature of old money as seen by a lower middle class aussie with a polack background. It doesn't mean that he was aware that he was far from looking old money. It was a real LARP at the begining.
>>18730453It was a joke dude, and everyone knew it. He made dark grainy videos in a dirty basement with ads all over the wall.
>>18693326>I gave a teenage girl the good casio tank homage as a gift and she wore it everyday, loved it>It was quartz so I figured she wouldn’t have to fuss too much to keep the time correct >every time I fucked her I would check the time on the watch>consistently wrong, sometimes even on backwards>got me hard again because it was such a young and feminine way to wear a watch
>>18730482Shit that never happened. Watchfags aren’t with teen girls.
>>18729926No not legal for self defence, and totally illegal to open carry for any purpose. You cannot have the clip or handle showing like here. And the tacticool knife is clearly for self defence
>>18730175I dont follow christian so ill take your word for it, but i remember in the past i watched a video about dress watches and he was really leaning into the old money larp in a nauseating way. If hes hipster now just shows how soulless he is
>>18730510How old is he? Hipster? In 2026?
>>18730447It’s to artificially inflate the value of a wrist fedora. Old men on car forums artificially inflated the Jeep XJ because of “celebrity status.
>autosage
Based thread.
>>18684909Did he fake the robbery to scam his fans?
>bump limit/autosage
>>18731164I don't think he's smart enough to get away with that.
bump bump bumpBUmping the dead threads because i'm retardedbump bump
>>18695369thisi dont like him but he does seem just like a normal guywhich in a sea of freaks, wins.
>>18712061>german bitch, she's not funny, not warmim SHOCKED
>>18712061She's miles better than most of the female watch youtubers.
>>18707992so he's a normal person, got it
>>18732904Yes, he's a normal faggot
