When they put on their 20K Rolex Submariner, bitches can't resist!
>>18684909
>>18684910Watchfag fit thread btwPost the best watchfag looks
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>>18684912You know things are bad when this larpmeister has the best fits of all youtube watchfags.
>>18684914I call it "Rapist chic"
Watches are cool if you have one or two nice ones as a rich person and don't really obsess over them, they're an affordable luxury.People making it into a hobby is pathological.I have like a few watches myself but they're just jewelry to pull off a certain aesthetic and nothing else.
>>18684906This is just what the average Amerimutts look like.Now picrel is what the average EuroChad watchbros look like.
It’s been well-known that the posters in watch threads are ugly. Why do you think they post just their wrists but never an entire fit. In fact, they’re never in any other thread except fragrance threads.
>>18686859>>18687174Watch nerds are definitely pathological. Stastitically, there are probably more autists and adult virgins in the watch community than in the general population. It's like Pokemon cards collectors.
>>18686861OP is what average American Jews look like.
>>18686859I thought watches were so cool and lusted after them and dreamed of owning a nice one Once I finally got my first one I was so underwhelmed I dropped the "hobby" and never bothered again My watch is 3 years overdue for a service, runs several minutes slow a day and I'm not even wearing it right now. I just don't care
>>18687226What's the watch?
>>18687227IWC pilot
>>18687230Mark XX? I have one of those, they are good watches, but also a "non-watch" watch; It's a basic design, you already have a minimalist mindset and usually want a non intrusive watch or a one watch collection when you buy those.
>>18687195It's some intricate little mechanical stuff with a bunch of variations and degrees of autism to geek out over and a century+ of history and makes/models to memorize and categorize. If you didn't say it had something to do with fashion, nobody would fucking assume it would.It's one of those things that should be taken into consideration yeah, and girls do dig decent looking watches yes - but they more of just expect that successful guys wear one to begin with, because it looks like you have nowhere to be if you don't need a watch and apple watches are looked down on as dorky gimmicks by many girls too. they absolutely won't care if you have like 50 of them nor about what excellent horological research went into this one 30k piece hat you borrowed against your house for. That would turn the average woman away actually. The typical citizens and seikos etc you see however, that really-is fine enough for most fits.You can say, that having really impressive majestic watches can impress other men who would be able to recognize the difference. However the general 'good enough' effort to win that game is a Rolex or two for the average guy. The geekery over whatever tourbillion turbo buttblast watches appeals not even to the average guy trying to read your status but speficially only to the other horologists who would lose their shit seeing you wear it. >tl;dr do not discount watches in general, you should wear one if you don't want to look like fucking shit. but hardcore watchfags impress only each other.
>>18687376>guy trying to read your statusPull your head out of your ass, man. You're way too invested in what you think people think. And what you think is wrong.
THiS wAtCh ThAt WaTcH
Why is Andrew Morgan collabing with this thing?
>>18690318is it a tranny or just a regular homosexual?
>>18687376>having really impressive majestic watches can impress other men who would be able to recognize the difference but would turn the huzz awayfunny how that's the same thing with muscles. and cars. and perfumes. and japanese jeans. and sneakers for the darker gentlemen out there. and shoes in general
>>18691530ok, this one looks based
>>18691530reminds me of this classy coupleShould have worn a gold day date that day
Why are you dorks overthinking this? Just get a tank
>>18691570OK
>>18691577I am glad you are obsessed with me enough to post a nearly one minute long video of twirling your Credor around. I kid, I kid though that post above really wasn’t me.Also btw I imagine that anon’s suggestion was for users to buy a cheap tank knock off from aliexpress or wherever, not the literal Cartier brand one.
>>18691616That watch is non functioning
>>18692173You’re clearly going through something right now and I wish you luck. That first post truly wasn’t me and if you enjoy Credor then by all means enjoy Credor. Other people doing stuff you don’t like doesn’t affect you at all. I shouldn’t insult Credor if you enjoy it but I really don’t see why you are getting so upset at me personally. You need to calm down a bit and chill, friend.
>>18691616Extremely based tank making the credor incel seethe
>>18692192Thank you, Fren. I appreciate it. I hope the Credor anon gets help because he legit seems unhinged. I shouldn’t mess with him.
sneed
>>18693267His channel is going down the toilet since the other guy left.Must be hard for his ego to see that people don't like him and his conceited mannerisms.
>>18693275he's always been the worst part of any of his content, honestly amazed he's still around
>>18692173>Andy Warhol famously wore a Cartier Tank watch without winding it, embodying his approach to fashion as a purely aesthetic accessory rather than a functional tool. He stated, "I don't wear a Tank watch to tell the time. Actually, I never even wind it. I wear a Tank because it is the watch to wear!".
>>18693275>>18693267Honey it's time for another "why X tells a story and why something something" in slow motion and mellowness
>>18693267Maybe he should have done less coke and be less of a jerk.
>watching youtubeare you all this stupid?
>>18693326When you have no value to society you don't really need to know what time it is.
>>18693326how delightfully quirky!
>>18694939Yeah but unironically. When it’s a watch of that ‘Maison’ and era the value is intrinsically in the piece itself not wearing it to tell time.
>>18684916Goes hard ngl.
>>18684909I thought he only had one massive wart on his head, but he actually has two shrek ears growing out of his temples
>>18684906Watches are gay and I have a few watches. They’re bracelets that are less gay than regular bracelets but they are still gay
>>18695180Didn’t he lose all his watches years ago? I don’t follow the guy but he was robbed and now he’s not a true watch guy. He’s just a gay YouTuber with a mail order bride and a son who hates him.
>>18695180It’s fucking sick I love Archie He’s a fat, retarded shrekked out jew
>>18695307>a son who hates him.Didn't his son die of overdose?
>>18695307Yeah he got robbed, he told the whole internet where exactly he keeps his watches (in a safe at home) and when he's going to go to a vacation. I suspect insurance fraud, but i doubt he's smart enough to pull it off.
>>18695351His son is the little Asian kid who would appear in videos and backtalk him sometimes. It was really funny. One of the videos was Archie gifting the kid his first watch (as an investment he claims) and it has this classic line. “Patek Philippe - it’s a Classique!”“Yeah, whatever.”If you search Archieluxury buys his son first Patek Philippe you might be able to find the video Im talking about. It’s cringe kino. I get secondhand embarrassment from the guy
>>18695307yeah and he took out a home equity loan to rebuild his collection thinking it will pay for itself by milking the watches for youtube content, his channel is dead so that fell flatto pay off some of the debt he sold his bmw recently at a big loss, because to his surprise they are a money sink, some of the new watches went too
>>18689136Teddy bulbasaur is like the only well dressed and normal looking watch guy on YouTube. Even in this bad photo he looks fine
>>18695363I remember some video of him flying to London and being all sad, something about his failed junkie son, idkbif he died or not.
>>18694495lol, is that a Dr. Manhattan reference?
>>18696747>NOMOS / cuck chairs reviewer.
>>18687813You dont think men look at other men's watches and make judgements? Strange
>>18698390Because I work in tech and the structure is rather flat, I've talked to multiple millionaires and 2-3 billionaires. First, I've never seen anything particularly fancy in terms of watches. Second, you can tell no one cares about stuff that to them is of so little value.Carry on trying to impress the middle manager class though.
>>18698390Nobody cares what kind of watch you are wearing as long as it is not some gay smartwatch or a fitness monstrosity. Nobody is judging you by your watch, but they do judge how you hold yourself and how you talk. Your watch, if anyone even notices, would not even be 1 percent of anyone's opinion.
>>1869839090% of people don’t go full autism over a fucking watch. They’re not gonna look for some special engraving to prove its authenticity. Bling is bling to the average person and if it looks like bling, that’s enough. The only people who are going to judge you for a watch are watch autists and really old men. Watches are old men shit anyways.
>>18698390they might, but their opinion is worth nothing
>>18687226I don't even bother adjusting the time on mine. I wear it sometimes when I go out as a fashion accessory because I like how the metal bracelet looks
>>18695363Lmao found it>Fat watchtard tries to do a meandering dadtalk connecting watches and vague life advice >"If I just agree can we get over this quick?"
>>18696747Guy laughs mid word. And I guess he's young and dumb. I saw him recently review a Timex TV dial and say "Apparently TVs used to be shaped like this." Really? Dude's never even seen a CRT in his lifetime? How?
So, it’s settled. Watch threads are made by fat autists who actually don’t care about fashion at all.
>>18699604Watches have never been a fashion thing, they're an outlet for wealth signalling for men. Poors buying cheap watches to be fashionable fundamentally miss the point and just end up signalling they are poor.
>>18699628Nobody is going to be so autismo they need to check for authenticity. If it looks like real gold or something flashy, that’s good enough to signal wealth.
>>18699193This is the epitome of Cringe kino. To this day, it is the only Archieluxury video I have ever watched, KINO. The fact he didn't have the self-reflection to not upload it says a lot about him just as much as his massive girth and lack of interest in any other fashion items besides watches does.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwoNX95I3rI>@tonyoreilly26377 years ago>Nice one Archie, your son's line was the best ever, "you are trying to get me into watches so I don't sell them all when you die" now that was Grand classic...>@MULTIPLESHOTSFIRED7 years ago>Missed opportunity, an Xbox would have made you a hero to him and saved you thousands of dollars. What's next, gonna give your cat a Tiffany bracelet?
>>18687811This one is growing on me. All his videos are consistent, straight to the point.+ his wrist size is almost the same as mine, so his wrist shots are useful.
>>18684910If you don't buy a Rolex, Nico Leonard will eat your cock, horse eating a carrott! GNAKGNAKGNAKGNAK
>>18699632>Nobody is going to be so autismo they need to check for authenticity.Yeah, the assumption is whatever you're wearing is authentic, because getting exposed wearing a fake is a faux pax you you won't recover from for 2 generations at least.>If it looks like real gold or something flashy, that’s good enough to signal wealth.Branding is a much better indicator. Luxury brands exist precisely so we have reliable indicators of wealth.
>>18699920The only people who are really going to give a fuck are watch enthusiasts, meaning dorks who’s opinions don’t even matter.
>>18684906these thing inevitably evolve beyond getting bitches and just become about mogging other men. Same with gym and looksmaxxing.
>>18700726Those guys aren’t mogging anyone.
>>18699920>Branding is a much better indicator. Luxury brands exist precisely so we have reliable indicators of wealthThis is why I wear a Gucci t-shirt over my bulging muscles along with Amiri skinny ripped jeans that say Amiri on the back. My trusty Apple Watch Ultra tells me the time, my heartbeat, my steps and everything else I need to know.
This board is nothing but watch spam by 40 year old neckbeards.
>>18702737this annoying fuck has to be one of the worst.Who watches his shit even?
>>18699628>wealth signaling>status readingStop using stupid buzzwords like that. No one experiences watches like you think they do.
>>18699928*whose
>>18702737I hate that guy. "Here's a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face."
So, it’s settled. Watchfags are aged dweebs.
>>1870520279% ageing low test dweebs10% ethnic (mostly pajeets)10% women1% chads
>>18705961>WomenWomen don’t care about watches
>>18705987coper get a nice watch and they'll notice and not be fat
>>18707987i like this one, no bullshit, no fake persona
>>18707990He wears an apple watch...
>>18702737>sold his grandfather's vintage Explorer so he could buy a 41mm version insteadActual mental retardation.
>>18706617Wrong
>>18708305You don't go outside
What if luxury watches are just a front for ayyyys tech like in they live
>>18699188lmao I do the same. I don't even set the time half the time because I don't care. It's just jewelry
>>18702743People who think he's entertaining. I hate his voice, his face, his editing style. I just can't stand the guy.
>>18705987There is a surprising amount of female youtube watch reviewers actually.
>>18712036>Hey kid! Want to see my patak philip?
>>18709832That german bitch, she's not funny, not warm, not glamorous, not luxury, not technical, she has that thick nazi accent that's offputting.I guess she had the female watch youtuber spot for a while because there was no one else, but really nothing to see there.
>>18712036Imagine being his wife or child who doesn't care at all about watches and on a sunday afternoon you hear him making his 30th video about different rolex explorer sizes comparing the 36 and 39 mm
The Limp Dick crew.3 cuck chairs and no bull.
>>18708672You mean people who get paid to do that? Wow!
The "it was better before the face reveal"
>The "it was better before the face reveal"runner-up for the title
>>18712313I imagine that he’s so jaded that he doesn’t actually care about watches at all anymore. Once something becomes your job, it ceases to be your passion.A friend of mine, his father was the head chef of a Michelin-starred restaurant. We always assumed that the family ate well at home, but it turned out that the father never cooked at home and, honestly, didn’t seem to enjoy food at all.
>>18712617Chefs always end up miserable for some reason.
>>18712618No mystery. It’s an unbelievably stressful job.
>>18712617I find it hard to believe that he still cares too. Watches for me were something that I found cool for maybe six months, making it a career sounds horrible. But then imagine having to lie to the camera constantly about how much your rolex matters to you and how torn you are about your next mass produced luxury watch purchase. Grim
>>18712804>Watches for me were something that I found cool for maybe six monthsHow did you get out of it?I got into it around 2021 or early 2022, still into it but i wish i wasn't.
>>18712834>How did you get out of it?NTA, but I think the reason I went into it had a lot to do with getting out of it.I went in specifically with the intent on getting a small number of watches that would complement my outfits appropriately. Naturally, I went completely down the rabbit hole and the more I learned, the more I wanted, etc etc.Eventually I just got tired of the clutter and I realized that I'd achieved my goals a long time ago. I already had a great casual watch and a great dressy watch. When that realization hit me, it's like need for watches just completely evaporated all at once.I still keep an eye on new models because the technology genuinely interests me, but I have no desire to actually own any more.
>>18712834Ok, on second thought it was closer to two years where I was really into it. I got into it to the point where I bought the meme orient and vostok watches and kept thinking about what my "grail" watch would be. I think I just realized that watches weren't even something that I enjoyed wearing that much (the real engaging part was looking at things online), and I got increasingly bored of the same content from the watchtubers over and over. I started looking down on it and all the soppy stories that the people on hodinkee tell. For me, I think the initial interest in just cool looking things went to far when I started buying into (((horology))), and the so called stories that "timepieces" tell. Other things in my life were more interesting than watches, but I think the main thing that put me off was how the attitude of people who like watches began to grate on me. I really began to feel like there was just a delusional approach to life in these collector circles. I began to feel like "serious watch collectors" were basically the same as serious funko pop collectors. Then I didn't care anymore. Watches are just accessories to my now that I think about the same as my socks or ties. Still, they are kind of cool. And it is nice that whenever I notice a nice watch it is easy for me to strike up a conversation about it. Looking back, I think part of it was an aspirational status thing, and I became more aware of other things that mattered more to me status wise. I hope that makes sense. Oh also I think part of it was actively trying to use social media as little as possible too
>>18712866Did you actually get rid of your watches or just stop buying new ones?
>>18693267He sucks off all of the brandsHe thinks he'll be allowed in the cool kids' club if he keeps at itHe is the biggest shill you could imagineAnd best of allHe does it for free
>>18712866>>18712880Maybe i'll reach that point too.I got 3 good watches, the last one i bought was a year ago, but i keep looking at watches daily.Lately, i've stopped wearing my 2 nicest watches because i have had bad times at work and i realized that i was associating my good watches to a shit environment, bad feelings and creating bad memories with it.So i just wear my "war watch" at work so to speak (Hamilton khaki field) and haven't worn my 2 good watches for two months until i find a new job that i like at least.The whole mental gymnastic of it is crazy.
>>18713088It's not about high horses, it's about not associating a watch with bad moments. Clearly i don't value my job to waste my watches on it.That's what will get me out of watches i think.
>>18713702Luxury watches give you a smugness that other people can't even comprehend because you still look mid.
>>18687376i have a pretty intricate device in my pocket that syncs to satellites in space to get more accurate timelame pretentious nerd
>>18713760A pocket watch with atomic time capabilities?
>>18713702This is how I imagine what the average watchfag looks like on this board.
>>18713840>This is how I imagine what the average watchfag looks like on this board.Yes, except that only 10% own any watches at all. Maybe 0.5% own a watch that costs more than 1000 dollars.
>Watchfags literally reported the other thread mentioning how there’s 11 watch threads.Janny is a huge faggot.
>>18684906Reminds me of a Jay Leno video I saw where he mentioned watches and how no one gives a shit about your watch. No one cares
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>>18714853>Reminds me of a Jay Leno video I saw where he mentioned watches and how no one gives a shit about your watch. No one careshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Q5zy54RV4kek, very true
>>18714860This thread is a slow cooking one tho (since april).It's about sociology and it's meta, you wouldn't get it.
>>18714853>>18715684>no one gives a shit about your watchWell, except other watch nerds. And while they likely won't say anything, they will either be internally smirking if your watch sucks, or internally seething if you mog them.Talking about watches like in these threads is actually quite unnatural.I have received two comments on watches in my life. The first was when a guy noticed that we were both wearing 16570 Explorer II's. The second was when my wife asked me to hold her watch, I put it around my other wrist, and a child asked why I was wearing two watches.
>>18716061BASEDASEDredeeming the thread right here (sir)
>>18715694>Well, except other watch nerds. And while they likely won't say anything, they will either be internally smirking if your watch sucks, or internally seething if you mog them.People nobody should give a fuck about. It’s like trying to gain approval from a weeb.
>>18716065That was my point. Even watch people don't talk about watches in normal circumstances. It requires specific cases like being at trade shows or those cringe meetups where they feel free to.
Dick mogging > Height mogging > Face mogging > Fit mogging > gf mogging > Wealth mogging > Car mogging > Shoes mogging > (...) > Watch mogging
Lmao
>>18717301Never wear a real watch on one wrist and a smartwatch or fitbit on the other hand. It looks so silly. Also, you're giving yourself away as non-athletic, since actually physically fit people don't care about their daily step count.
>>18718403kek astute observation
>>18719065This one is in the same category than Timepiece Gentleman (minus the serial killer vibe).Probably a crook, but at last he fucks.
>>18684912I am never ever going to get over that one time he made a video coping with the fact that his role model Alpha M of all people shilled for MVMT>no no no you don't understand he was being sarcastic and mocking the dire state of the watch industry, nevermind the fact it was a paid promotion
JuSt OnE mOrE wAtCh
>>18720446..aaaaaand it's another shitter.
I noticed that these influencers are all ugly.
>>18721248Cringe
>>18722216And old. None are below the age of 40, maybe even 45.
>>18722216Yeah, they are all ugly, except maybe the tall guy here >>18716481Some of them are genetic abnormalities, like the one looking like a lesbo in the OP >>18684906 (probably a test deficiency or something) or wart guy >>18684909That's 100% why they look for external validation by buying things. If you're handsome, fit with a big dick, you don't try to show off your Rolex.
Have a bump
>>18684911looks like pewdiepie's dog
>>18709832she can hop on my weenus
why does everyone recommend PRX ?
>>18722730It’s inexpensive It’s from a “reputable” (read:non-Asian) brandIt’s made in a popular style
>>18722730Good watch, it doesn't pretend to be something it's not.It's a banger, you put it on the wrist, people say "nice watch", without thinking twice about the price or the brand.
Watchfags on suicide watch.
Yes
Suicidefags on watch watch.
