How would you dress as a bald man in the year 2026?
If i magically became bald this second right now.I obviously would buy a luxury watch as fast as possible with next day shipping.
>>18706173Are you also growing a beard?
Bump
>>18706157
>>18706487Keep going don’t stop now lil nigga
>>18706488nah m8
>>18706284Im growing a freddie mercury moustache.l, itd be quite the look since im a fat fuck.If i lost all my hair magically id also have to wear denim daily of course.
>>18706157Just Gorillamaxx and you'll be fine
>>18706157Get slim, tan, either grow a beard or have stubble. Clothes could be anything slim fitting adn decent quality
>>18706546Explain gorilla maxxing nigga
>>18706546Do you not get tired of posting the same tired shit over and over, you absolute fuckwit
>>18706632He’s never once elaborated on what gorilla maxing is
The oldschool skinhead look is the best for baldcels.
>>18706907>picrelThere is literally nothing you could add to this look to scream homosexual any louder
imagine being a gay fagget but also with a devoted loyal fit wife, mother of your kids, who is cool with your being gay and encourages you to be a fagget
teach your female to acquire the taste for male homosex, have her enjoy and masturbate to gay porn
aside from vin diesel, slim and bald seems to be the most /fa/ approach. just don't be pale
like this
>>18707136Pale don’t stale lil nigga
>>18706157Basically the same. It doesn't really matter.
>>18707136This is the optimal look for baldcels.
>>18707202How do you dress now?
>>18706157Pep usually dresses well but it's offset by his hyper intense psychopathic aura
>>18707342Hyper intense psychopathic aura is what all bald bros should be aiming for.
>>18707219Unironically this
>>18706906>>18706907Crazy how homosexual this looks when these dorks think they look tough lol
