>The perfect pants don't exi-
>>18717564Absolutely disgusting.
I'm always annoyed that the light tubes in my pants cling to my legs. Seems like this is the product I always needed.
>>18717564The Chinese have finally caught up with 20th-century Western infomercial technology
Unironically what's wrong with this?
>>18717564What's with NPCs and their obsession with stretch in everything? Why can't these subhumans wear normal fabrics?
>>18717922Multi-size fits allStupid apes that don't know their actual size, or whose ego won't let them, can wear 1 size despite being 10 kgs too heavy or completely retardedAnd also because you can cheese stuff you want when there's limited sizing, just yesterday I was able to buy an almost sold-out shirt I really liked that was XS just because the fabric was stretchy despite being a small-medium in that specific clothing brand.
>>18717917>>18717564I imagine it's just all elastane or other similar shit i.e. unbreathable microplastic shedding shit that will not last
>>18717922people get fat as they age
>>18717922what do you want me to wear a belt like some grown ass man? They fit me no matter how fat i am. I'll stick with my stretchy pants. So I can have all the rigatoni, and cheesecake.and donuts. and grape soda. and i don't have to share with anyone even my mom and dad
