how can i enjoy the comfort and simplicity of athleisure without looking like a plebeian slob
>>18723497buy a bentley
>>18723602i’m just a humble unaccredited math teacher how am i supposed to finance that
Actually be fit.
Epstein had the upper limit of a dad bod that can still fuck, and the money to buy premium clothing helped. If he was leaning against a Mazda Miata it wouldn’t be half as /fa/. So rule number one is don’t get fatter than a dead body and rule number two is be rich.
By the way, the reason Epstein’s style works is because it’s all in retrospect. It’s like appropriate that a pervy old trafficker and “trader” is just walking around in plain tees and sweats somehow. What gives it legitimacy is that you know he was fucking college aged Ukrainian models and driving a Bentley. It will never work for you because you’re not gangster adjacent like he was. If you want to pull of Epsteincore, you unironically have to be a child or drug trafficker for looks or a bonafide criminal syndicate boss.
>>18723901Human or drug trafficker*
>>18723497Wear relaxed fit cotton or linen pleated trousers. They look much better, feel much better, and are much more functional than sweatpants. Stop wearing sweatpants everywhere like a degenerate prole.
>>18723896most normie don't know cars so you can fake being rich by buying a well kept example of a max depcreciation luxury car and keeping it detailed. maybe swap out the headunit with an ipad thing if you really want. 3rd party ones have better software anyways.
>>18723927Normies can identify an expensive car dude.
epstein wasn't a chad he was a rapist geek with a birth defect egg shaped penis https://files.catbox.moe/7ty5al.mp4
>>18723928they can't tell the 2010 from the 2025 if they both look "new"especially womenhow many women car geeks do you know? sarah n trooned?
>>18723497do i pull off this athleisure fit? please be respectful.
>>18723931You’re retarded if you think women can’t spot old vehicles. Besides, what are you actually going to do? You’re going to drive a used old Bentley and then work as a wagie? It’s retarded.
Epstein always looked like he was either having a spa day, a lounge at home day, or a hang out at the country club day.
>>18723846>i’m just a humble unaccredited math teacherYou should have worked at school, you'd be a trader for Goldman Sachs.
>>18723497> actually be fit> wear golf athleisure specificallyFor women, also tennis athleisureTennis skirts have always been super cute
>>18723959>women>spot old vehiclesLOL no as long as it looks new (detailed etc) they cannot tell the difference between a 2010 and 2025 and the old one is the nicer car.>what are you going to dosave money?you can tell when someone came from poverty haha. spend it all to look rich.
>>18723959>what are you gonna dodrive a good car instead of a 2026 piece of shit?who even makes a good car anymore?
>>18723896>>18723959just looked up what cars he actually collected and its all 80s, 90s, 2000s enthusaist cars and old suv's. the kind of stuff car forum guys are into. he had a couple new ultra luxury and supercars but not nearly as much as you'd expect.>2005 sl 55 amg>w140>turbo r>1986 seat ibiza del sol>1988 mercury tracer>2008 volvo s80 limo>2012 ZiL 4112R Monolit Opitniy>2006 maserati quattroporte sport gt>1971 amc ambassador>2008 hummer>2001 bentley armage red label>subaru wrx (not purchased bc he only drives autos)>1992 mazda miata>2009 aston martin vanquish>2006 g35 coupe base>w124>ton of random 90s/00s/10s suvshe didn't care if theyre new as long as theyre good examplesand he literally drove a na miata
>>18724116They’re not blind dumbass. They can see the old silhouette, the old headlights, the distinctly 90s interior with a cassette player. >>18724117Women don’t give a fuck if you a drive a new “good car” bro. The only reason a woman would ever give a shit about your car is if it signals you have a lot of money. They want to see a G-Wagon. >>18724125While I believe this, he didn’t get pussy because he owned a 1992 Mazda Miata lmao. He bought that shit because he was a rich guy who hung out with other rich guys. The cars were for men. The only cars women give a shit about are brand new Wranglers, Range Rovers, G-Wagons, and whatever signals you’re fucking loaded.
>>18724163>the distinctly 90s interior with a cassette player.are you retarded or just illiterate. he said 2010. a bmw from 2010 has a touchscreen in the dashboard and bluetooth
>>18724163>old silhouette>old headlightsthe ones that look just as modern but sleeker and better because they didn't have to have super high beltlines for pedertrian safety?you know max depreciation cars in this segment are like 5-15yrs old right?the 80s and 90s ones arent max depreciation the good surviving examples become collector cars and go up in value again. some 90s suvs go for a quarter million now because you cant tow a big ass boat with the new unibody ones. lmao you dont know shit i actually know rich ppl. only jeets and dumbass chinks care if their car's new most rich car guys cherry pick the best cars from an era they like and most ppl who know cars know the new models arent as good. theyre made to appeal to henrys and primarily new money from china, not old money guys now lol. you can retrofit apple car play and shit on a lot of those older cars, a lot of them you can get the steering wheel controls and shit integrated too. thats all you need for them to feel modern enough.
>>18724163his car had no effect on him getting pussy. no car does. you might get some girl not wanting to get in your car if it doesn't meet a minimum threshold of clean/niceness that's about it. if a rich guy who doesnt have kids is buying a super luxurious or super fast car its probably for him not anyone else. epstein didnt care about "getting bitches" i know this is hard to understand for incels but a lot of guys who actually 'get laid' are the ones who arent strategizing and basing life decisions like their car or appearance on what women (children? lol?) like. thats the most attractive thing normal guys do that you dont: not spend all day thinking about how you cant get laid (yikes, cringe ick)the only people who will notice your cool car are other geeky car guys like yourself.
>>18724163reread your post. yeah i agree we're kinda saying the same thing. women know a small handful of cars some of them like new-lambos are seen as clown tier to that class of man, outside that they dont know shit about cars.a 2015 in concourse to vgood condition is usually nicer and more modern looking than a 2025 cars have stopped getting better every year since the early 2010s. many are fugly now. few future classics being made thats for sure.
>>18723846epstein was a math teacher at one point too, so that's no excuse.
>>18724203>epstein didnt care about "getting bitches"Alexa. Play Out of Touch by Hal and Oates because this old fuck is losing it.
>>18724233he was a huge science geek and one of the biggest private philanthropists in genetic research and physics. the sex trafficking mossad blackmailing network pedophile island was really more like his side gig if anything.>>18724341his social status and connections drew women (who then groomed teens for him) to him on their own. they weren't getting with epstein for his looks or his car. he only even started buying current model year luxury cars the year before he got arrested. he was a sex trafficker. he didn't go to bars and try to pick up girls. he had status/money/power seeking women and model scouts of both sexes finding teenage girls for him.
> just buy an old Porsche it will totally get you banging 18 year old Ukrainian model like EpsteinLmao. This board gets more ridiculous every day.
>>18724203Who is “you” you illiterate? Reread what you’re replying to.
>>18724373>>18724377>YOU NEED NEW CAR TO SIGNAL BRAHMEN STATUS TO LADY SAAARpee-yew what on gods green earth is that smell??!?!
