how would you fix someone who was
1. Trooned
2. Wogged
3. 38
4. Doesn't work
4. Doesn't go outside
???

>>18726219
Kek he looks like a jew I knew 10 yrs ago.
1. Nothing to be done, fashion max.
2. Diet and exercise, eat 1200-1500 calories a day until you lose it.
3. Shave head and get tats if you have no hair.
4. Laser eye
We all know you arent a real Jew.

LMAO imagine being a lawyer, and having money but you're still a manlet bald kike.

>>18726219
>1. manlet
get rich and plastic surgery.
>2. overweight
just walk , bro. and stop eating 16000 Cals a day.
>3. bald
same as 1.
>4. glasses
lasik. and contacts. but glasses are fine these days? been fine since the 1980s.
>4. jewish
join IDF. remove kebabs. inb5 banned for /goodguyspol/

>>18726234
I don't think coke bottles like that can be lasik fixed. He'd have to get lens implants

>>18726219
>manlet
Stop measuring your worth in inches. (Because that's retarded)
>overweight
Eat less, exercise more.
>bald
Stop measuring your worth in hair. (Because that's even more retarded)
>glasses
Get some that look classy, not faggy.
>jewish
Embody the wealthy Jew stereotype. Make and invest that money.

>>18726219
1. Exclusively tuck in shirts
2. Potbellymaxx to assert dominance
3. Grow long curly payes and moisturise the bald patch on top of your head so that the kippah can sit on it better
4. Wear exclusively small round glasses, preferably eyesize less than 42
5. Don't care what the goyim think
6. ???????
7. Profit

>>18726219
>how would you fix someone who was
>1. manlet
Being physically fit will overcome a lot (but not all) of the issues with being short. Wearing clothes that actually fit your frame will also help, because baggy, saggy clothes make you look shorter. Once you're fit and have a jawline, you can also ditch the beard and you'll look so much better.
>2. overweight
Eat right and exercise. Note, to point 1, aim for a triathlete's body, not a body builder's physique. Lean and rangy will make you look longer. Broad and bulkly will make you look short and will make people assume you have a Napoleon complex.
>3. bald
You can take a trip to Turkey.
>4. glasses
If you can't get your eyes lasered, then invest in multiple sets of stylish frames. That way you can treat them as an accessory to your fits
>4. jewish
If you look fashionable, people will assume you're not Jewish, so that problem will solve itself.

>>18726219
1. wear boots
2. correct your diet and start exercising
3. minoxidil + finasteride
4. contact lenses or lasik

>>18726234
1200-1500 kcal will just make him even more skinnyfat is there's no stimulus to retain the specks of muscle he still has. there's nothing worse than 8inch arms combined with a belly and this is a highway to that

>>18726219
Nigga looks rich, nothing to fix

>>18726219
1. wear 2" inserts in boots with a 2" heel, always
2. hit the gym and get lean
3. hair transplant and finasteride
4. Lasik
4. foreskin reconstruction surgery and convert to Eastern Orthodox