Erling Haaland is single handedly redefining beauty standards.
>>18727715>redefiningHow so, he's just tall and goofy
>>18727770His face is fucked up, but he is rich and famous and playing great so foids still want to bang him and this is supposed to shock anyone.
>>18727778Just as an aside, has anyone who has ever unironically used the term “foid” ever been taken seriously with regards to any topic? I mean, I’m sure they have, but I’ve never actually heard of it occurring.
>>18727715The fact that he even exists suggests his ancestors were such a problem that not even his looks were enough to lessen their chances of passing on their genes
>>18727715I thinks it's a psyop to cast weird looking people in ads and as models to accustom people to extraterrestrials people that that doesn't look fully human.
>>18727715No he isn't, being a positive and competent person has always been the peak of attractiveness.
>>18727715He has a strong jaw line and tall
>>18727778That doesn't mean foids find him hot. They just want his money and status by prostituting their bodies. You can find a lot of hot women with fuck ugly rich men. It doesn't mean anything. He's just a provider to them. A social ladder to climb in wealth and status.
>>18727715who
>>18727715ID on a quality european union sweater?
>>18727835This. I’d rather be attractive and have girls inherently attracted to me.
>>18727715He looks like the spawn of a downie who fucked a pig
>>18727814first time I've seen this fully articulated, very true
he looks like Gronk
>>18728408the tv tower is on the other side of the brandenburg gate and much farther awayI think this image might be edited
IT'S OGRE
>>18727715Mere exposure effect + social proof
>>18727715he's the perfect example of model-ugly
>>18727835That is the same. Banging a woman is the only objective, so having a relationship with one is a means to an end. Who cares why they sleep with you.
Women's love these archaic species
>>18729006beauty and the beast
Man looking hyper dapper
>>18727814Do not forget being confident and simply being a happy person. People like pleasant perdonalities.
>>18729235*pleasant moods and charisma
>>18729006Tall, athletic, charismatic, worth a hundred million, famous. A bit odd looking, but also do modeling.
>>18729276Yeah at that point face just needs to be not deformed to be considered almost perfect.Height by itself is a huge halo.
>>18728926talk about DSL
>>18727715>>18729006He didn't even play against France.
Monke
>>18729006if she just saw his picture and didnt know him at all she wouldnt even look twice
>>18727792hes gonna breed and you won't, browncel.
>>18728408the nigger has the most feminine face in the picture. lmao even ai thinks they're faggots.
>>18729006lets be real for a sec, you are a gay nigger incel tranny and hes a chad. youre a primitive monkey and he's more evolved than you. you are biologically inferior. your legs dont even work because you have a birth defect.
>>18730704That's because it's ai to begin with.
>>18730708even ai be knowing they have low sexual dimorphism
I miss Oliver Kahn. He was part Neanderthal, but more in a Schwarzenegger way.
gotta love the ogre
>>18729006If this nigga had 0 social proof he would be an incel no cap
>>18730831>>18730834>>18731026>...meanwhile, you
>>18727715>looking like a Down-syndromed Finn means redefining "beauty standards"holy retardation
>>18731069youre a genetic abomination with an inferiority complex who seethes about nordic people for being more evolved than you. dumb cripple faggotmonkey.
the anon who always seethes about nordic men is a pooskinned fail-troon cripple in a wheelchair
>>18727715I would say it's confirming beauty standards, because the joke is precisely that he's ugly as fuck
>>18731078and you're making threads about random nobodies, and samefag 50+ replies in each like a schizo. who's worse?
>>18729193>>18729006>>18728926Based Haaland. We should all Gorillamaxx like him.
>>18731403>accuse your enemy of what you're doing to sew confusionyou're the only one samefagging all these anti nordic posts because you are the resident /fa/ schizo who thinks nordic people are evil nephilims. you're a mentally ill person.
>>18730704Looks jacked and handsome. Maybe you're just a jelly little faggggg
He’s not ugly, but he’s not conventional in a modern sense. He looks “primitive” or from the old world.
>>18732077he just looks like a white ugly asian dude. but he's not that ugly like 6'3" not balding blond n shit jacked millionaire mo re than enough but seems autistic to care for foids.
>>18732077>he's not uglyare you blind?
pure aurahe will be modelling more things now he's making his name in the US
bulju mogs him
>>18727715I don't mean to discriminate Hitler's master race protege but he looks Mongolian LMAO, like a pig, Black AND Asian again
