>instantly make Chuds seethe
Kek, so true. Meanwhile, with my gf:
yeah but you cant where flip flops in the city as an adult you will look childish thats why Birkenstock exist
>>18731447Yeah, those are everywhere here. With the heatwave, people are more and more ok with them.
Zoomers are more about Crocs around here, even sockless but i don't think plastic mules are very sanitary
>>18731447>ugly as fuck>sole becomes dirty black>resembles 60yo fat housewife style>smells like hell>gives you blisters and bunions>doesn’t even make your feet look cuteIs it just mass retardation or what?
>>18731455>>smells like hellit's a you problem, maybe wash your feet>>gives you blisters and bunionsyou problem too, never had blisters wearing birkenstonks. I don't even know what a bunion is, i'm not an elderly overweight woman.>>doesn’t even make your feet look cutethat's what i like about them, they don't make your feet look gay, unlike some other sandal models.
>>18731458>it’s a you problem, maybe wash your feetI’ve never worn those turds. I’ve smelled other people’s birkens, unfortunately. And it’s a matter of quality, not of quantity, you dumb retard. They have by far the worst smell in the reign of shoes smells.>you problem too, never had blisters wearing birkenstonks. I don't even know what a bunion is, i'm not an elderly overweight woman.It’s definitely a (You) problem, as you love to repeat, since the accounts of people reporting blisters on the internet are endless. Just google it.>that's what i like about them, they don't make your feet look gay, unlike some other sandal models.Gay? That’s something you just made up, you closeted fag. Feet can look good or bad both depending the care you take AND the shoes you wear. Women don’t like those turds. Women prefer classy sandals or flip flops, when you have nice feet.>inb4 women don’t look at your feetDon’t even get me started with that, you virgin retard.Birkenturds are literally the most shallow and lazy ugly kind of sandals even designed. They instantly destroy your outfit.You’ll keep being mad for 75 posts because you’ve been wearing them til now and no one ever approached you to tell you how fucking bad and nasty they look on you.
>>18731470*depending onmy bad
>>18731455>smells like hellStop lying, nigger. The only way your feet will smell in sandals and flip flops is if you're genetically predispose to having smelly feet or are a disgusting dirty fuck who never washes his feet. With how much ventilation flip flops give your feet, there's no way for your feet to get sweaty and bacteria to grow and stink them up.>gives you blisters and bunionsMore bullshit. For one, wear your proper size. With how wide Birkenstocks are, there is no way you'd get bunions with them unless you're a retarded moron who wears them a size or two smaller. And all leather footwear need time to break in. After that they're comfortable af.>doesn’t even make your feet look cuteGood. They aren't for faggots.
>>18731475>another subhuman uggo fuck is ape mad that his “sandals” make him look like a fat 60yo housewife in 1950s Berlin
slides all the way
slides are based
>>18731436What are 'chuds'? And why do they care if you wear thong sandles?
>>18731501
>>18731503This is vomit inducing and all of it should be avoided for any straight male.
>>18731455>>18731470>>18731512>*seething intensifies*
>>18731504>>18731501Tevas and Chacos are the only sandals that dont look absolute ass on men. Not talking about Birkenstocks, Flipflop or sliders. Acutal sandals. Those are ok. The rest posted here will never be ok
>>18731455I'm nearly 40-years-old. 6' 2" white male who's spent his entire life in fit health condition, high arches, and excellent form. I've owned, and worn, lots of shoes size 12-13.Birkenstock sandals are easily my favorite, most comfortable footwear I've ever owned. I've worn them for 25+ years, and they always fit perfectly and feel amazing [spoiler]well, they're genuinely "worn out" now, I've been wearing them so long[/spoiler]. I will always suggest them to people looking for new footwear.
>>18731495>What are 'chuds'? And why do they care if you wear thong sandles?They are autistic incels who got sour because life never gave them a chance.
>>18731525I've got no issues wearing birks or any other sandals, it's that your picrel looks like a raging homosexual.
>>18731503toe rings?>>18731495I don't know but only fat women and soibois use that word
>>18731527They look like they smell of hell. Aren’t you ashamed of walking out in the world with that shit?
I wear these cause I like em. Outside opinions be damned.
>>18731551Toe rings are an Indian/Hindu thing. Toe rings are something married Hindu women wear. Another item westoid women appropriated from Indians in the name of "fashion", just like Kalavas, without knowing the context in which they're used. It's like wearing a Muslim skull cap or the Jewish cube for fashion
>>18731512You know what’s vomit inducing? This
>>18731569sorry did you think your culture was exempt from being appropriated superficially?
I hate Brazil.
>>18731567The idea of these was smart but the sole should be cork instead of plastic, also these do give blisters if you walk in them. Definitely not hiking shoes.
>>18731669Definitely would prefer cork, but plastic means it handles wet conditions better. Walked all day with them on a trip to Thailand an never had any blisters. Just like all shoes, they have to fit right. Wouldnt wear them for a long trail/hike though.
>>18731470>>inb4 women don’t look at your feet>Don’t even get me started with that, you virgin retard.Yeah, they do look at guys' feet and it can be a bonus because it's a huge indicator of the guy's hygiene.
>>18731440Wearing sandals on the beach is totally normal dude. What triggers the chuds is seeing you in your sandals in the store or a bar.
>>18731712Flip-flops are sandals only in anglobabble. Every other language in the world calls them (with the equivalent of) slippers.
>>18731712It's a good way to ruin a restaurant experience.
>>18731730Yes, might as well be in shithole africaEspadrilles are acceptable summer footwear for public spaces
>>18731730I'd cross my legs and point my toes towards you just to trigger you.
>>18731769Not that this would accomplish much more than normalizing third world behavior. It's the dress-equivalent of having using a Bluetooth speaker in public.
stealth gay thread
>>18731440your gf has bigger feet than you
*coolness blocks your path*
>>18731436this post was typed by a third worlder
>>18731776you know what they say about girls with big feet . . .
To me, flip flops symbolize, "I have given up" I know this because I wear them.
>>18731913she got lots of prenatal testosterone
>>18731714Even in English normally when people just say sandals they're referring to ones that don't fit the other more specific descriptions like flip flops, slippers/slides, etc.
>>18731774>>18731907>>18731914Is it a gay? Is it a pajeet? Is it someone who gave up on life. The answer is yes.
>>18731569cool
>>18731526Luv me tevasWear them all summer in the cityOften called out for "Jesus sandals"Don't care, simple as.
>>18732251they feel like walking on clouds. Iam going hiking with them even in winter just put on some wool socks. All my friends making fun of me but after a day they all got blisters and their feet hurt while Iam totally fine. Even got some convienced.
Never quite understood the butthurt flip flops cause insecure men. Dudes have been visibly angry with me over me being in flip flops before
>>18732339Well it does come off as kind of juvenile. A bit like when you see someone wearing pajamas in the grocery store.
>>18732339foot phobia
>>18731440>fat gf
