All clothes are LARP. Yet some clothes are more LARP than others...What makes something look bad/costumey/gay/LARPy?
>>18733509>What makes something look bad/costumey/gay/LARPy?Poorfags be buying cheap shit. You will look like a homo in your $300 two piece "tailor fit" off the shelf ass suit, especially if you have the frame of a fat ass like your picrel
>>18733532Hot people look good no matter what. The shorter answer is fat.
>>18733535This is contemporary society's most taboo TRVTHNVKE
>>18733509Why do you keep spamming this guy?
>>18733509>What makes something look bad/costumey/gay/LARPy?>LARPyIf you are wearing something that the occasion or your station would not warrant.>CostumeyIf the above is true and your clothes also look cheap>badThis could be any number of things. If you're fat, if your clothes don't fit properly of if they're shabby. If you have a bad haircut or a patchy beard. If you ruin the outfit with a poorly-chosen piece (e.g. if you're at an event where traditional men's semi-formal is expected and you show up with everything else correct but you're also wearing workboots or basketball shoes)
>>18733718sexcore ain't effay
>>187335093 and 5 look normal
>>18733687closet homoeroticism
>>18733509why is the fat man in a brown suit drinking hot sauce
>>18733509To me it looks like they all dropped out of the 1920s period ware. Something about 4's body language. He has that "fish out of water" look.The cuts look very outdated.Double breasted navy suit and other very dark suits in what appears to be a tropical environment. #3 got it right here with a tobacco brown suit.Too many accessories on most of them.As someone who used to have to wear a tie professionally I don't understand why anyone would wear one casually. Unless you are at an important meeting, funeral, presentation, court appearance etc why would you?
>>18734483he puts that shit on everything
>>187345225 objectively mogs the rest
>>18734896Yes
>>18734522>I don't understand why anyone would wear one casuallyI think it's a very flattering look, and a good looking garment. Grew up watching my father wear suits everyday, even though he's a show owner and doesn't have to.
>>18734522>muh outdatedThere's no such thing. What's "dated" or "in" is completely dependent on what the fickle normie hordes are doing right now. Wear whatever you want. If you're too much of a pussy to not be yourself and stand out by wearing what you like, then you don't belong on a fashion board. Suits and ties look good and give you a sharp and refined look. That's why people would choose to wear them casually, as they did for decades throughout the 19th and 20th century.https://youtu.be/ePH--widhXk?t=11https://youtu.be/I-872vq43ts?t=3
>>18734942>Wear whatever you want!The magic words that allow for all manner of ridiculous behavior and fashions to be tolerated in public, only said by those that wish to be free from the responsibility and judgement of their actions/ugly fashions.
>>18734926I will wear them when required though. I actually have a few nice ones from the Brooks Brothers Archival collection. Society is getting pretty backward. I was at a funeral a month ago and my son and I were the only two wearing suit + tie. People showed up in jeans and a polo shirt with sneakers, one guy with cargo shorts, hiking shoes, and a loud tropical shirt.>>18734942It doesnt change the fact most people will perceive you as wearing a costume and not take you seriously. You can wear nice clothes, look refined and not look like a clown. Like in the picture #4 looks like he is cosplaying as the fatfather from a mafia movie lol. I wear for example tweed sportcoats in the fall but with nicely fitted straight chinos. Dress shirt never has a tie and I unbutton the top collar. That is laid back looking while still elevating you to the top 10% of well dressed men.>>18735154This
>>18734942>>18735171*I should specify, #4 being in OP's pic, not the one you posted. In your pic I actually really like the sportcoat's on the black guy and the white guy with the leather elbow patches. Those look like vintage Brooks Brothers sportcoats. I have two similar ones in green herringbone tweed and gun club check I love to wear in the fall.
>>18733509Ugly as hell but sunglasses in the pocket square pocket might be a legit move
>>18735171>I actually have a few nice ones from the Brooks Brothers Archival collectionCan you post some pictures? I've read so much about the "classic american suit", but here in western Europe Italian and English styles reign supreme.
>>18733509Tge leftmost guy looks like he shrank two sizes. He should shrink his suit as well.The guy to him looks like jedi larper meets horseback archer. I do think his clothes ard passable if they were another colour. Maybe he needs to ditch the boots and wear situation aware shoes.Mr. brown suit guy has his hair matching his suit which is complimented by his light blue shirt and his darker brown shoes. He should loose a few pounds to slim down his face. I like the tie.Second from the right is not salvagable I fear. His suit is to formal, his beard is too voluminous and so is he.The guy on the right has his vertical lines and is upright, undynamic position making himnseam very upright and stationary which clashes with the rest of the guys
>>18735154>only said by those that wish to be free from the responsibility and judgement of their actions/ugly fashions.That's a retarded take; if anything, going against the grain opens you up to critique and criticism as you now have to put together a coherent fit that's outside the normal standards of dressing. You either do it well and pull it off or look like a fool.
>>18733535they’re socially and biologically engineering a slave raceW H Y is the important question they feed on us like the matrix
>>18733535>Hot people look good no matter whatWell, no, not no matter what. But cost of clothes has 0 correlation with how good someone looks, yeah.
>>18735251>going against the grain opens you up to critique and criticismSame with going with the grain, nobody is exempt. To exist in relation to others is to be perceived, and with that comes the critique and criticism of everyone, no matter how ignorant/knowledgeable they may be
>>18735265>male>holding a tote bagbiggest ick
>>18735265>saggy floaty mid rise jeans>cropped t-shirt trying to larp as a tucked t-shirt only in the front>toteWhy is modern men's fashion so gay?
>>18735265>Zara 90s archiveAnd no, nobody fucking dressed like that in the 90s. Back in the 90s that faggot would be bullied by a chad like this.
>>18734942>Wear whatever you want.WrongYou wear whats appropriate to where you are.You look like an idiot if you wear a suit going grocery shopping because grocery shopping is a casual event.But you better be respectful and wear a suit to a funeral and not look like a retard who just threw on yesterdays clothes.If you wanna look sharp, good looking and interesting for casual settings you better put in the work and build an actual outfit that suits a casual setting but still looks interesting.Not just slap a suit on and think you're better than everyone else.
>>18735727straight off the set of friends
>>18735643Maybe he just got back from grocery shopping?
>>18735757>Not just slap a suit on and think you're better than everyone elseDo fags like you really believe that everyone that enjoys wearing a suit or tailored men's wear do it to feel superior and not just because they enjoy the clothing and the silhouette they provide? No wonder people are so butthurt every time this topic comes up.
Never listen to JC Penny’s shills.
>>18735971Why?
>>18735966>wears the most pretentious possible outfit>noooo I don't think I'm better than you! I just like the collar rolls, the drape, and the pressed creases!fuck off
>>18736008>strawman seethingNTA.
>>18736006Sounds like you need a therapy session; you want to tell us what a mean man in a suit told you once? Or have you been traumatized by the fact the fact the evil man always wears a suit in the movies.
>>18736005They’ll dress you like Costanza.
>>18733509Poorly tailored, overly “clean” sheen material (ex. polyester), lack of defining features (a sharp square suit doesn’t fit on a round faced or bodied man).
>>18736283As opposed to dressing like a nigger?
>>18736335What flyover state are you from?
>>18736290Go wear your round suit for your round face, roundie.
>>18736008>the Filipino is mad
>>18735966It's called dressing for the occasion.But you wouldn't understand that because you're a man child who wears whatever he wants where ever he wants even when its inappropriate. You're like that dipshit fat guy wearing a hawaiian shirt to a funeral.
>>18736512Everyone dresses like a nigger now. Post a fit that isn't "Costanza" or negroid. Doesn't have to be your own. Pull it off the internet.
>>18737163>now he polices what other people wear!/fa/chism
>>18737405You think America is the centre of the Earth? Black people in America are nothing like the normal ones outside your cage
>>18733509They all look quite friendly.
>>18733509>far right has peaked lapels on a poop colored coat that's way too small for him with BOTH buttons buttoned making his midsection tiny and exposing his crotch. matching trousers suggests it's a SUIT but PATTERNS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON SUITS generally speaking nor are flap pockets although they're somewhat common anyway, suits are supposed to be made of a very specific fabric with solid colors and usually jetted pockets to look formal. this just looks like a sport coat with matching trousers. combined with some loafers that look like theyre double-soled and thus way too thick. the only shoes that are allowed with a dark suit are BLACK CAP TOE OXFORDS some deviation is acceptable for example black wingtip brogues like the church's chetwynd with a dark suit would slap. overall his outfit looks bad because it can't decide if it's formal or casual, but rather is an awkward hodgepodge of boththe others are kinda same deal the only one who didn't make any massive fundamental errors in menswear concepts is the guy in the light brown coat because at least his is unbuttoned showing it's a casual outfit, but he's FAT so he looks retarded and nobody likes that color
>>18735265black shoes looks so fucking terrible with anything other than black pants
>>18737841>far right...BOTH buttons buttonedIt's a 3-button suit. You can button the top two or only middle.>suits don't have patternsThat's your personal autistic "rule."
>>18737911How do you have so confidently stupid opinions?
>>18737911They look especially shitty with blue jeans. Blue jeans should always go with brown shoes/boots.>>18738281Nice cucked outfit you've got there, faggot. Wants to look "dressy" but is too much of a pussy to wear proper trousers.
>>18737911retarded "rule">>18738281retarded fit>>18733509I've never seen so many uggy men at once before
>>18738559Do you morons even understand how color combinations work? God this place has become such a shithole.
