I'm not out to make a fashion statement or delude myself into thinking I'm the main character of an action movie, I just want a nice hat for the summer/bad hair days. Problem is that I despise baseball caps. Not gonna go with a fucking fedora or a cowboy hat or some bullshit of course, and it's too hot for beanies.I like the look of these type of hats but the problem with these is that if they are just slightly off they look insanely larpy or dorky, they can't be too big or look too military. Also you can't fucking buy them anywhere for some reason. Open to other types of hats, seriously my manes are absolutely out of control on some days a hat would be such an easy fix
>>18737796you can make that your trademark thing but you have to be a chad
>>18737799I'm not a chad (good looking though, but not in the square jawed model way) and I don't want any trademarks.I feel like you can avoid the autistic larper look if you avoid the typical army colors/materials though
>>18737796If you have long hair try a bandana, maybe even if you don't. It's unfortunately probably the least cringe way to cover up your head when it's warm out
>>18737804Yeah I have long hair. I got a Solid Snake bandana for playing basketball and I always feel like a fucking retard wearing it, but I absolutely HAVE to wear it.What's a good way to wear a casual bandana without looking like a gangster or Rambo cosplayer? I prefer the more hippie looks I guess.God I can't wait for my dad's balding genes to finally kick in, long hair is such a hassle
>>18737796Naww its not larpy. Look online for milsurp or tactical shops to get one. If anyone gives you problems for it as long as you arent wearing anything with unit patches or medal ribbons its not posing.t. Retired Infantry
>>18737801>>18737821Same guy.Nahh OD green is good to go and probably one of the best options next to tan. No Military really wears those colours anymore.
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>>18737796If it's solid color and not camo, there's very little risk of anything. Modern baseball caps look so goddamn stupid. They didn't have those ultra long bills originally.
>>18737796castro hats are always worn by faggot 40 year old baldcel "skaters" desperately trying to look 16. absolutely faggotry unless you're a central/south american dictator. also why would you wear something with that extremely gay gigantic logo on it? why does the faggot in the picture have the top shirt button buttoned? kys
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