I fucking hate being a bald cuck. >:( Bald head literally screams I AM DEFECTIVE SUBHUMAN
nice to know igor
>>18747976don't forget your face as well
>>18747976lexluthormaxx
>>18748029wearing a suit while bald is the most NPC shit ever, especially if your poor
well at least you're slightly cooler than broccoli zoomers
>>18747976You look good icl
>>18747976Complaining about being bald on /fa/ is insane, bald people only look shitty when they're not stylish. Just mature your style a lil and up your accessory game, you'll be fine king
>>18748297It's not him, it's Dan the White
>>18748308I think it's the generational shiftno one expected millennials to be fashionable so the ones who were into fashion were into it because it was their hobbynowadays, all zoomers have to be into fashion if they want to stay competitive in the dating market, it's a necessity rather than genuine interest
>>18747976MA NEGGA i have a questionwhen you wash your face,how do you know where to stop?
>>18748885Spot on. There's never been a more brutal time to be bald dating-wise. Everyone is into fashion, lifts etc. Literally lost every edge I had kek t. average height /fa/fit/ baldcel zoomer
>>18748918Just get a hair system. It's no different from being a hat guy. There's even a chance the woman is understanding about it versus never having the opportunity to explain yourself as a bald guy. I swear all you guys do is complain instead of playing the system.
>>18748966>yeah bro just wear a wig dudesome of us have jobs faggot
doesnt bald head at young age indicate you are somewhat subhuman? isnt fedor an exception an elite bald athlete?
"Kaliyuga hair" primarily refers to a prophecy in the Hindu text Srimad-Bhagavatam that people in the age of Kali Yuga will judge beauty and identity by their hairstyles,
>>18747976proceeds to prove who is the boss
>>18749031What does that have to do with anything, you should be able to afford a nice one.
>>18749136Yeah but who cares teenage men are getting plastic surgery now
>>18748966>systemHAHAHAHA THIS NIGGA WEARS WIGS
>>18748966lmfao ok 1 sec babe let me put my wig on
>>18748966You're only playing yourself by wearing a fucking wig kek
>>18749133>>18749219>1 secHave you SEEN the vids of men putting them on? It’s a 2 hour application.
>>18749219You don't apply it daily, it's once a month you even shower with it on.>>18749224The fool is the one who decided to go bald in the first place instead of treating it.
>>18749233>it's once a month you even shower with it on. Imagine the smell when you take it off. Head smeg.
>>18749234Shouldn't have gone bald tough shit
>>18749240I’m not OP you faggot.
>>18749233Go ahead and suppress your DHT anon, it's all gonna be ok
>>18749241My sincerest apologies to you and your kin. My ears perk up like a cat when I catch a whiff of a baldcel acting smug.
>>18749242How did not suppressing it work out for you? Last I checked you are calling yourself a bald incel loser on 4chan lol
>>18749244I could rape you if I wanted to. How cool is that?
>>18749244Oh did I? I'm not even bald you dumbfuck
>>18749248Then why are you replying to me. Are you obsessed with me or something..