I heard that you like to wear BAGGY JEANS??!? Like yo, do you think it's 1996 or what? It's 2016! SEXY SENIORITAS want you to wear those BAD BOY slim jeans, so they can see your butt and your package and they can go all WOOOWEEE WOOOWWEE looking at you! That's right! And you know what would go well with your new slim jeans? A SEXY COOL Hanson Belt™!Hanson Belts™ go well with every kind of cool jeans, slim jeans and skinny jeans, they exist in every color of the rainbow that is: Black, Brown and Tan. You can dress them UP and you can dress them DOWN and you can get 10% by redeeming the promo code #ALPHAMUMBAI in the description down below. https://youtu.be/7uwJiM9GfGY?si=Wrn2DO1-xPPeXpJU&t=80
dude your wearing girly earring stfu fagget
@18753813Yo nigger, Alpha M here.All the cool guys wear DOUBLE EARRING:Zayn Malik, Denis Rodman, Guy Fieri, just to name a few. When they see your double earrings, SEXY SENIORITAS cream their panties! They are like "yo, that BADASS DUDE is SUPER SEXY FRESH with his DOUBLE EARRING". Truth.
you dress like absolute NPC and your choice of sneakers is small dick energy and your earrings are gay as fuck
kino thread
>>18753806hello mister alpha m,pls tell me how 2 get a girlfriend please
@18753848Yo, KING, you asked the right guy, because i fuck A LOT.Here is the ALPHA M blueprint:Buy a nice MASCULINE fragrance like Creed Aventus, or if you don't have the money, get Old Spice. You want to smell SUPER FUNKY FRESH, ok?Not like those dorks with their big glasses and who smell like sweat.Then get your BAD BOY ESSENTIALS: white tee, slim, bomber jacket (or a denim jacket if you're more WILD), slim jeans (with a HANSON BELT of course), cool shades and a nice pair of boots.Then you go to the mall, you spot the SEXY SENIORITA you want to ... you know what i mean *WINK WINK* ... then you tell her "Yo, spicy lady, you must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”It works 100% of the time.
>>OPhow to dress to get the girlies with the big bobs and the hot pussy vagene? i am 5"2 dark skinned sirs please advise me kindly
>>18753859Back when Jeremy didn't smoke crack (or found Jesus).
>>18753806Genuine question but why hasn't this guy pinned his ears back? For someones who's entire livelihood exists on promoting appearences you'd think this would be a no brainer for him.
>>18753864That would be erasure of his whatever the fuck american el goblino genetics.
>>18753806Mr. M is it possible to score some sexy senioritas if you were born ugly as fuck?
>>18753806Thank you sir Mr Alpha. Love from India.
>>18753857Don't know the middle guy, but RMRS is just has bad. Just more "GENTLEMEN, start doing this!" sponsor of the week slop
>>18753851thats unironically better advice than 90% of this dumpster hole
>>18753806This guy gives off a sexual predator vibe. Maybe it’s because he’s trying to appear younger than he is but yeah he definitely likes young girls.
The days when low-value males still thought we had a chance.
>>18754142He is the personification of what every Indian guy thinks of as the epitome of being an alpha male
>>18753806God I always found this guy so irritating. No idea what anyone ever thought was entertaining about him.
>>18754352Well wtf do you expect from a man who unironically refers to himself as "Alpha?" If he called himself beta it could've been kinda funny as a sort of ironic self-deprecating sense of humor sort of thing but anyone who refers to themselves as alpha is just a douche.
>>18754142>This guy gives off a sexual predator vibe. Maybe it’s because he’s trying to appear youngerHe's like 49 but he thinks he looks early 30s which is kind of hilarious by itself.Never trust compliments people give you about age, most of the time people fuck with you.
>>18753857Lmao all of their jackets fit like shit>muh influencers
>>18753944>Don't know the middle guy,the only based one of them all. Uploaded a video today dancing in his whitey thighties being on meth. Jeremy Fragrance
>>18754443FUCK wrong thread
>>18754442>Jeremy Fragrancedude had one of the most insane 180s ive ever seen. found him during early covid he seemed like a gigachad on every front in a year or two he was giving crackhead energy and looked the part too. covid was rough on so many people its insane i think it actually fucks with your nervous system and brain too thats why people are the way they are now
