>be me>I have a date today>comb my hair so it's nice and beautiful>go outside to the coffee shop 5 minutes away>it's windy outside, so my hair gets tousled and ruined>arrive there>she had to go outside too, but her hair is perfectly finewhat the hell is her secret bros?
she's wearing a wig
>>18776430wigs get tousled too. I just don't get what's even the point in combing my hair if it only stays that way inside my home (I live indoors)
it's all the cumshots she hasn't washed out
>>18776438Damn. How do I get cumshot shampoo? I want to buy it too