>le basedbeards are... le badWhy are zoomers beardphobic? Is it because they're low-T, so they can't grow a beard, and this is just a coping mechanism?>a beard means you're lying! you have a weak chin and yuor hiding it dood!Well yeah, nature intended for me to look this way, I'm supposed to have a beard, just like you're supposed to have hair. You don't see me calling out your weird head shape that you're hiding underneath the grandma broccoli, kid. People look weird without hair, women would look weird without hair, men look weird bald. Men are supposed to have a beard. It's nature.>Women say they don't like beards! My gay Clavicle told me so!Women are liars and looksmaxxers are fags. Women are attracted to any proof of masculinity, including a beard. They don't like neckbeards, because they happen to also be fat, uncool, smelly and weak.
>>18776842Calm down, it’s just the cyclic nature of fashion. Boomers had their hippie beards, so Gen-X went clean shaven (or limited it to a 90s goatee). Millennials responded with big beards, so Zoomers have rediscovered shaving.No need to read too much into it, you’ll just get upset over nothing.
zoomers have the highest % of autogynephilia and the agps are discouraging masculine traits so they can blend in with cis males and not cause suspicionsource: i'm agp
>>18776842>they're low-T, so they can't grow a beard
Onions face, Viking/pagan larpers, 2000’s hipsters, and ball cap n oakleys boomers all ruined beards.
Should’ve got the fade and kept the beard
>>18777050I don't see the lab results showing his testosterone level anywhere on the pic, pretty sure beardless men can open their mouths and have young looking skin too
>>18776842Soilennial hands typed this.
>>18777273how's that job hunt going zoomie
>>18776842This is worse than being gangraped by 7 men for 7 hours
>>18776842you're supposed to stay clean shaven during summer to dab on jawlets and grow a beard in the winter to show off your superior facial hair geneticst. 29 y/o zoomlennial
>>18776842>nature intended men to have beards bronature also "intended" for you to walk around naked and barefoot in public, and to wipe your ass with your hand.
>>18776842This guy looks worse without a beard because he's a fucking fatass.
>>18776842>Why are zoomers beardphobic?Bearded millennial chads fuck their women.
only 3 kinds of men have beards in 20261. required by his religion (muslim, jew, orthodox)2. has given up on taking care of himself (homeless, neet)3. insecure and wants to hide his face (guy in OP)
>>18778016If he was insecure why'd he get it shaved and was letting the video get put on the internet for millions of people to laugh at part of his plan?
>>18778018iirc his dying father wanted to see his face again before he passed away
>>18777284kek
>>18776842should've kept the beard, even if it's trimmed a bit. the final result looks awful.
I have a cope beard. My jawline isn't that bad but I still jawfraud with crisp angles on my beard since I can grow a thick one. The bigger benefit is the mustache though since I was cursed with a fairly tall/long philtrum. The downside is that I have gray hair in my beard despite only being 30 so I have to dye certain areas a bit.
Clean shaven zoomers and double chinned reddit mods with beards are both fags. Moustaches are timeless.
>>18778099Is this a joke? Mustaches are all the rage specifically with zoomers lol especially this repugnant look.
>>18778099You're not Guy FawkesYou're not General CusterYou're not Magnum P.I.
>>18776842>Men are supposed to have a beard. It's nature.Appeals to nature sound reasonable until you actually consider just how fucked up the natural world really is. We invented civilisation for a reason, mr cavemanIn all seriousness, I can grow a beard no problem. The reason I don’t is because too many modern men use it as a crutch to compensate for a lack of masculinity (sic. bone structure) and I have no interest in hiding my face. Mustaches are based tho
>>18778102Nothing wrong with a stache, just don’t pair it with a mullet and you’ll be fine.
>>18777284i have anxiety :(
Test Fe3
>>18777054They were shown in 2003 how to do it properly and they still didn't get it
