>people ACTUALLY, 100% unironically walk into a Birkenstocks store, see these on their feet and think “yeah that looks good” before purchasing itFucking mindboggling.
You're not them. How do you know what they're thinking?
>>18782381That's not what they think, they think>me buy current trend
>>18782381It's not about looking good, it's about not having sweaty feet in summer.You homo not finding them sexy is pretty much the point.Other sandals can make your feet feminine but not Birks, i think that's why guys wear them.
>>18782406Very few people have the (genetic) problem of sweaty feet. There’s no such thing as making men’s feet look “feminine,” it’s like saying feminine penis
>>18782381Twerkin for a birken
They look fine. At minimum they look better than hey dudes or crocs.
>>18782381I HATE birkenstocks (because they're popular)
>>18782419Crocs are better because they have the ironic angle. Birkenstocks have no redeeming features whatsoever, aesthetically. HeyDudes are nothing NPC shoes that are neither ugly nor aesthetic
>>18782406>>18782408You’re both wrong. It IS important to make your feet look cute and sexy, which, though, does NOT mean feminine (cute male feet are still male, or manly if you want) but 100% it is not Birkenturds that will achieve this goal, and unfortunately lots of guys believe the opposite.
>>18782492The opinion of anyone who unironically uses the term “cute male feet” may be safely disregarded. How about next up, clothes that accentuate cute pockets of cellulose?
>>18782381>Posts a dogshit fit that makes no sense >They look le badThey don't. Simply wear pieces that match them and make sense. Wearing sandals implies it's warm/hot outside. Wearing a fucking jeans shirt sure as shit doesn't. Pair them with linen or loose trousers and they work well. Anything else is cope.
>>18782399>current trendBirkenstock is "current trend" for atleast 30 years. They are like convers. They will always be worn. They are with convers and maybe adidas samba and crocs and flipflops the only shoes that are totally acceptable to wear by any age and gender
>>18782510You’re retarded. Women look at male feet all the time, and the reason why they’re grossed out sometimes is not that they’re looking at “male feet”, but that they’re looking at “nasty male feet”. To have nice feet does not mean to have feminine feet, it means to have clean and well-cared feet regardless that they’re male or female.
>>18782557For almost all fits, there’s a better option than sandals. Even if it’s for summer
>>18782577Nta but wrong. Anything above 25 degrees is fucking unbearable to me. My feet feel like I am walking on burning coals. The second temps hit 20 degrees I'll wear sandals for 5 months straight. There's no alternative.
>>18782577everytime man rent about sandals its projecting because they are insecure about their gross feet. Sandals are the most comfy shoes there are
>>18782591Genetic issue.>>18782594Yes that’s exactly right anon, that’s the only possible reason someone might think sandals are not fashionable.
As a tall athletic man who has large feet with high arches, my Birkenstock sandals are probably the most comfortable footwear I've ever tried or owned.
>>18782596>Genetic issue.Correct, unlike you I am white. It's honestly hilarious you are arguing against sandals so hard when half the fashion industry clearly disagrees with you.
>>18782605>sweating in 21 degree heat>Nordic prideI kneel, fellow Aryan
