>leg extension machine>doesnt make your legs longer
>doesnt make your legs longerProof?
>>77276616>Deadlifts>I still have to be alive
>bench press>I'm actually pressing the bar
>Turkish get-ups>I'm white
>>77276717Turks are white.
>>77276718You wish.
>military press>I'm a civilian
>>77277236>landmine press>still have both legs
>>77276676>french press>didn't get massacred
>Romanian deadlift>didn't shit on anyone's deceased relatives
>Shrugs>Not confused
>>77277287>French press>Didn't make any coffee
>cable row extensions>you are not rowing using cables
>pull ups>im a big kid now
>>77276616>dead hangs>neck feels fine
>>77276616>Clean and jerk>Not masturbating in the shower
>dumb bells>it's an inanimate object, it can't be smart
>>77279253>dumbbells>not using smartbellsNGMI
>bar bells>no alcohol served
>>77276718except for the brown ones, I guess
>squat>get evicted
>kettle bells>there's no tea
>>77276616>Decline Bench>It's now a jury trial
>Squat>I'm tall
>dumbbells>the bells are actually pretty dumb
>pec flys>you stay on the ground
>drop set>now I have to pick it up
>dips
>deadlifts to failure
>>77276616>rows>there's no boat