You ready for summer beach parties, fit? I've been doing shirtless yard work and outdoor cardio for a month now, slowly building up my tan. My hair has got lighter, which is nice.
>>77278316summer beach parties?
oh shitthat japanese east asian man fucking blonde white girls at the gymlets lift weights
>>77278316I don't go outside
>>77278322Fests and shit held at the beach in summer.
>>77278316>tan I go pink plus I'm trying to youthmaxx
>>77278348based
>>77278532You Irish or something? Even Scandinavians can get a tan.
I don't have friends
>>77278582Pink Anglo. I burn easy and to be honest don't like the heat. Anything over 16°C and I start getting uncomfortable.
>>77278316parties?
>>77278316the internet has made me completely unattracted to any woman with narrow hips
I can never get rid of my love handles. Cortisol always spiked
>>77278322Yeah, its where you stand around, get dehydrated, drink overpriced alcohol, sand your feet down with burning hot sand, get sand up your ass crack, and try to bang a sun damaged 22 year old alcoholic chick whose already banged 6 other dudes this week
>>77278660everyone at the beach is a friend to be
>>77278883Well, it's not as cool as staying home all summer, playing shitty vidya slop and jerking off to anime, but you might get laid if you actually lift and have a personality that's not like sanding paper.
Beach parties are overrated, grow up
>>77278889What do grown ups do in summer, Mr Adult?
I live 5 minutes from the beach but I've been dealing with a massive health problem that is causing skin problems on my legs. I don't know if I will even wear shorts again or go to the beach.
>>77278887>it's not as cool as staying home all summer, playing shitty vidya slop and jerking off to anime,then why bother
