You wake up with this physique. What's your game plan?
eat breakfast
>>77279035First, I would test to see if I was actually awake and not still dreaming. Second, I would fire up /fit/ and investigate whether or not anyone was jelly. Third, I would wait for nightfall, climb into a shopping cart, strike a pose, and have one bro push me while the other made a video. Finally, I'd go to the bar and force underweight virgins without piercings or tattoos to do tequila shots off my abs.
>>77279035get the fuck out of hungary, then recoup and fuck some bitches
>>772790355'7"
One of those stats is off, you’re not fooling me
>>77279035>look around>look in the mirror>I look like a gypsy>I live like a gypsy>fuck>go back to sleep hoping I will wake up as a white person next time
>>77279035probably ask my friends to push me in a shopping cart while blasting house music
>>77279035300 test cyp twice a week and eat 3k calories a day while doing an ULULULx split
>>77279035Kill myself if i have an ugly face, otherwise fuck as many 12yos as possible
>>77279150>>77279150You are retarded and fat. Just because he has great muscle bellies and looks like david laid doesn't mean he weighs 180lbs. He's small as shit
>>77279678Meant for>>77279610
>>77279672KYs pedo
>>77279628Are you... me?
>>77279703>Know yourself pedoBased anon knows the first step to bee yourself, wagmi
