>"yeah bro, you like, totally need to eat clean and follow a good lifting routine with good form if you want to get big if you take gear">meanwhile, teenagers on Happy Meals and egolifting with shit form on SARMsWhy do roiders try to save face and never admit that roids are literally a magic pill that substitutes hard work?
why do you have a video saved of naked boys?
>>77290977the most insanely unfair thing about roiding is that you can eat like a complete fat ass retard shit head and still make insane gainsdiet is by far the hardest part of natty slave lifting.
>>77290990>eating eggs, beef mince, lamb chops and oranges is oh so hard
>>77290977You'd think I'll be jealous or mirin' but I can bet your ass I have healthier liver/kidneys and bigger balls as a 34 year old dude. And I'll pretty much outlive all of these clowns too.>roids are literally a magic pill that substitutes hard workThis is where you're wrong. Roids don't substitute hard work. You can pin a whole fucking pharmacy and if you sit on your ass while doing so, nothing will change. Roids make your output amazing compared to your input, and raise your biological limits of how much and fast you can build your muscles, but those come at a price. Sure, you can look like a peeled 5% BF herculean hero in a year or two of consistent cycling and work. A natty lifter will probably achieve 70-80% of your size in double or triple that time, but guess what? Then a time comes when the bill is due. Overgrown heart, hypertension, liver that looks like a fucking sponge, balls that don't work unless you continue trt for life, ED, kideys and joints like that of a 80-year old. The list goes on. It sure is worth it to wreck your shit for a lifetime in exchange for 5 minutes of tiktok/instagram fame. Oh wait, the whole "fitness influencer" industry is so saturated that you either get lost in the background noise or overshadowed by even bigger retard that goes on gear even harder than you. Truly grim.
Roiders are insecure as fuck, hence needing to roid. For them to admit that roids are magic and doing it all would absolutley crush them mentally. I've roided before and I couldn't continue because it's just not the real you, almost like a tranny
>>77291177>You can pin a whole fucking pharmacy and if you sit on your ass while doing so, nothing will changeThis is a lie.
>>77291177you don't know anything. Doing something as basic as test gives you more energy so your training will be better. Adding test and doing the same routine as a natty and your body will change drastically. Not going to the gym and adding test and your body will change drastically. Constantly 'cycling' also doesn't work as it takes a long time to come back naturally after a cycle, you either stay on or come off
>>77291177True>>77291080Try eating like an adult
>>77291080>orangesPost body
>>77291400Nobody tries to start from 0 so at least it's not like they're all trying and failing to get big natty.
>>77291406>smashing up beef like its for tacos then they just out it on rice.I get it's cheap but you can make a salsa out of tomatoes, onions, cilantro, lime/lemon, and spices for probably 3 dollars and it lasts for at least a week if it's submerged. Maybe put some onions and sugar on the rice and chicken? Make a smash burger and make 1 or 1.5 pieces of bacon stretch? Or just make a bunch of legs/thighs/wings when they're on sale with hot sauce maybe and a pan fry(keep the oil don't throw it wow) with just flour egg and flour+eggs as the breading. Watching bodybuilders cook for themselves is pretty funny.
>>77291423I'm not a fucking cook, ain't nobody got time for that
>>77291428It's called keep shit prepped. It takes less time than ordering or going to get food most of the time.
>>77291428>I don't have 15 minutes to fry some eggs, make a steam and cut up some fruitsAre all americans retarded as this guy?
>>77290977You can't outlift a bad diet. You can look good on the outside, but stuffing Twinkies and McDonald's is going to catch up with you eventually health-wise.
>>77291447>15minYeah maybe to make the salsa. I have to eat a ton or gains are gone. I usually just take up projects of making different food because it gets boring and you need at least 2 or 3 different things. It's more about the prep so it only takes 30 seconds or a minute or two and back to beer weed and tv. I like to be lazy too so I always cut and prep shit in advance and always have like minced garlic or precooked and cut potatoes.
>>77291448I can just tell that the preservatives and shit are fucking me up a few days into a good coupon.
>>77291453Ok
>>77291453>you don't need 50 whole darn nuggets a dayI need more meat but it can't all be fucking minty ass preservative sausages.
>>77291455Fix your bot. Its not making any sense.
>>77291454I feel like fast food is a lot of people who think they have a high metabolism or something. No you just dont eat that much. Sure fatties whatever they eat box after box of middle of the store preservative food but idk I eat fast food but don't need some stupid ass regiment or cheat day deal "heehee it's my cheat day this is not an eating disorder."
>>77291460Ok
>>77291456You are actually going to eat 15 sausages though? In the form of sausage bacon egg sandwiches? I think not.
>>77291467>>77291456
>>77291462But it's basically everything the people in the studies ate and shit. Carcinogens aren't in red meat especially but if you also have preservatives and all that fryer oil on top of every single meal then yeah I see how that is much worse.
>>77291468Do I seem like someone who pays monthly subscriptions?
>>77291471Ok
>>77291472>>77291456
>>77291447>15 minutesYeah no, you forgot about washing and cleaning and buying the ingredients
Does Mossad post on this board?
>>77290977>have been past 30 years old genetically by 16 years oldHe's basically in his 50s any time he has to pin or do whatever with the oral steroids.
>>77291495Mossad, CIA and MI6 collectively suck my cock.
>>77291495Mossad is pol this is the nsa
>>77291402>person who took steroids for like 2000 dollarsOf course they're gonna lift weights amd lie about it.
>>77291503Why is NSA interested in /fit/
>>77291499What about the FBI?
>>77291177Yeah I envy your healthy liver, uncs. Your wife is staying over late again tonight by the way.
>>77291558Too bad you can't get it up lmao, don't worry, I'll keep your girlfriend satisfied.
>>77290977Why do are retards on /fit so confidently incorrect about the effects of steroids?Even when the stuff they make up contradicts one another it seems like they actually believe this shit
>>77291725What are the effects of steroids?
>>77291177I'm a natty lifter and probably I'll always stay natty(except for creatine), but yours is a huge cope. We got tons of people who were on roids that got kids, hair and are old.Follow the "just don't be a complete retard" when roiding and you're good. The body adapts.
>>77291080Eating all that is easy. Eating it in such a way that gains you muscle but won't put on fat isn't. In fact, once you're out of your beginner gains stage you're not ever putting on muscle without also gaining fat.
>>77291725You're assuming everyone has a good source and doesn't do anything stupid like not knowing about the hormone blockers and dietary limitations and risks. Drugs too basically everything puts more of a strain on uoir already extra hard working organs..
>>77291923>super strict on fat gainIf you can't bulk for most of 2+months ever. Not even with a cut/maintenance during the reloads? Then you'll probably have trouble progressing.
