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He trained mma for a decade so he was probably well versed in wrestling and jiujeetsu, but he still died.
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did not redeem the bear
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jeet shitskin poo eating cow fucker
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I would use my human intelligence to zigzag through the trees. Bears are only fast running in a straight line. So long furnigger!
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Beary sad news.
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>>77293970
I would use my human intelligence to carry a gun or bear spray in bear territory.
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>>77293866
I could take on a brown and black bear easily, polar maybe, depends on terrain
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>>77293866
imagine believing anything an indian says, ever.
Those motherfuckers are genetically compelled to lie and you can't convince me otherwise.

Anything an Indian says has about half of the validity of what a normal white person says, especially online when there is no proof of fuckall, and I still think im being generous.
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>>77294031
He's canadian now saar. He was an amateur mma fighter though. 1-4
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>>77294066
lmfao
"killed a bear" btw.
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>>77294152
Misread that because im retarded, he didn't kill a bear, he was killed by a bear. Oops.

At least its good news.
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>>77294066
>61kg at 0 cm
Damn he's like 10 thousand bmi what a fucking lard
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So what's up with Indians immigrating to Canada? Why don't they go to Mexico or Brazil?
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>>77294743
America is dirt cheap if you pack 100 indians into a studio apartment
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damn he got k ed
how sad
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indians are like the weakest men on the planet. A bear cub could kill one
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>>77294031
this but irish "people"
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>>77293991
>>77293866
Grisly news.
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>>77293866
did he try to sex bear and die instead?
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>>77293866
Have you seen a bear? Many could take a full slug blast to the race and keep going. If you see a bear in the wild you get away as far as possible.
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>>77296144
>>77293991
What a polar-izing opinion.
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Indians in charge of not dying to dumb shit
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if i were an Indian i would just walk into a bear's mouth and get it over with
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>>77293866
There is no human on the planet that could fight a bear unarmed and win. Maybe you could chase it off or make it decide you're not worth the effort if you get really lucky but if it's determined to kill you then even the biggest and strongest man on the planet is 100% fucked. Humans have no biological answer to claws and fangs which is why we spent millions of years getting brutally fucked by nature until we invented weapons.
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>>77293970
kek never do this
>to survive any bear
>climb a tree
the only bears which can actually climb trees are black bears, baby brown bears, and small female brown bears. the danger bears are too fat. of the bears which can climb trees, they will follow you up said tree. do not be alarmed though. bears are basically niggers and scaling a tree is the equivalent of running in the opposite direction of a crowd while saying “aww helll naawww”. bears only climb trees for bee hives and to gtfo dodge. as you climb the tree look back down at the ground. the bear will also look. it will scale to your height and perch for safety. when all is clear to the bear it will climb back down. bears have horrible balance and will need all 4 paws clawed into tree. if one gets feisty it will be with its snout, simply kick it. it shouldnt though, most climbing bears will group with ya for safety. trees are some instinctual pvp free zone
>da mo ya kno o7
>t. tree stand hunters
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>>77296309
wrong
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>>77296315
>one of two instances in recorded history of humans getting the right amount of insane luck to kill a bear without weapons
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>>77296322
>We know how to kill a bear without weapons
>We CaNt KiLl BeArS wItHoUt WeApOnS
R u ok
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>>77296315
>be "hunting guide"
>walk around bear territory unarmed
I call bullshit



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