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As we speak there is a Ben & Jerry's™ Double Chocolate Fudge Brownie™, Chocolate Ice Cream™ with Fudge Brownies™ in my freezer. I have had a long week of work, workouts, heat and cardio. Should i eat this small tub of ice cream with my shirt off using a large spoon? Digits decide what i do.
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Get local ice cream, it’s way better
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>>77297167
Launch it at your nearest synagogue and post the pics
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>>77297167
eat it and go to bed
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Sure, eat away. Next time get three different varieties and eat a third of each.
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>>77297167
have sex with it
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>>77297167
Make 1 gallon of protein ice cream and eat all of it in one sitting.
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push your balls into it enough to leave an imprint, then eat it
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>>77297167
5 scoops
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>>77297167
https://youtu.be/PJJyFrnOANQ?si=86LTpIJ4CQhxFi61
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>>77297174
The place near me has black licorice ice cream. It's the only reason I brave the obese masses on hot days
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>>77297167
bury in back yard for 1 week and then eat
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>>77297167
Why do you need to eat it with your shirt off?
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>>77297167
>Should i eat this small tub of ice cream with my shirt off using a large spoon?
yes, you're a big boy and you've been under a lot of stress recently.
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throw it in the trash and get some lactose free heavy cream.
It's low carb and sweet because the lactose has been broken down.
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I have boycotted this company ever since they went full retard politically

>>77297281
What the fuck is wrong with you people
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>>77297174
>OH MY ENVIROMENTLISM IS THAT A ""LOCAL PRODUCT""
>YOU CAN JUST TASTE THE FRESHNESS, UNLIKE THOSE SOULLESS MASS PRODUCED COMPANIES
>THEY USE THE HECKIN-WHOLESOME PRODUCTION PROCESSES AND WOULD NEVER RESORT TO USING SHORTCUTS LIKE THE BIG EVIL BUSINESSES DO
>WHO CARES IF THE NAME BRAND IS BELOVED ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD AND IS AN OBVIOUS INDICATOR OF SUPERIOR TASTE AND QUALITY.....ITS NOT LOOOCAL!!!!
>THEY USE ALL KINDS OF WACKY MEMES AND LOCAL REFERENCES THAT THE SOULLESS BIG CORPORATIONS DON'T HAVE! DID YOU CHECK OUT THEIR MERCH?

Kill yourself.
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>>77297297
ngmi
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>>77297297
>I have boycotted this company ever since they went full retard politically

Imagine caring about an ice cream companies political beliefs lmao. This world is so fucked with identity politics.
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>>77297322
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>>77297322
digits and no suggestion, what a waste

>>77297167
put the ice cream in the oven for 1 hour at 350 degrees, lid off and upside down
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>>77297333
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>>77297333
kek
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>>77297333
ok this is interesting. You better do it OP
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>>77297322
>Imagine not giving money to people who loudly proclaim things you strongly disagree with, wow that's crazy behavior.
>This world is so fucked with identity politics.
Words mean things. This isn't "identity politics." I can tell you're a retard who can't think at all and just randomly splurts out buzzwords.
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>>77297372
You're so brain rotted. I'm sorry.
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>>77297307
Something being popular doesn't make it good. The rule of thumb with any food product is fresher = better so seeking out local products completely makes sense
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>>77297378
>literally does it again
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>>77297372
What part of their rhetoric do you dislike
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>>77297322
Hmm, should I give my money to an ice cream company that has publicly and repeatedly said they hate me, or one that focuses on selling fucking ice cream?
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>>77297539
Who fuckin cares
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>>77297467
tds/ leftist crap

>>77297548
I'm sure this would be your line if there was a maga/ white power company right.
>Dude so what if they want to gas you you're a loser for caring lol
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>>77297552
You haven't named anything specific. I don't remember them ever calling for a white person Holocaust. So who fuckin cares
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>>77297399
Checked and great posted. I prefer my local ice cream parlor
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>>77297562
You're quite the retard aren't you
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>>77297601
Idk I didn't fall for right wing grifter bullshit and still enjoy ice cream
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Only 12% of men are leaner than 20%bf in the US.
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>>77297307
Man, you've been brainwashed
Supporting your local community is part of self preservation
Giving your money to big corporations is inherently anti-citizen and against your own interests
You should probably eat a bullet before you infect anyone else with your retardation
Capitalism is good
Corporatism is evil
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>>77297167

Why are you eating and buying woke goyslop?

Please reconsider your ice cream brands
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>>77297167
Probably. I would do it
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>>77297333
>>77297336
had to come back to say: be prepared for your smoke detector to go off, and have a fire extinguisher handy
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Ben&Jerrys is an overpriced garbage. It doesnt even feel like ice cream but some slightly cold cake from a fridge.
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>>77297307
ben and jerry's are commies, fuck them
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>>77297548
>>77297322
>literally fund organisations that push mass immigrations
>*people stup buying your slop because of this*
>"Oi vey! This world is so fucked with identity politics."
fuck off

I say OP should
>>77297202
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>>77297562
>>77297635
>>oi vey they didndu nuffin!

>funds migrant smuggler
>funds media that pushes for more mass immigration
>funds faggot-reading-sessions for kids
>funds organisations that push for banning the ONLY anti immigration party in germany
https://www.benjerry.de/blog/2020/12/love-at-frost-sight
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>>77297261
it's easier to play with his nipples with his shirt off
they're pierced btw
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>>77297167
>As we speak there is a Ben & Jerry's™ Double Chocolate Fudge Brownie™, Chocolate Ice Cream™ with Fudge Brownies™ in my freezer.
Throw it away. It's fucking nasty.
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>>77298049
Don't see anything about migrant smuggling
The "media" looked like a small German version of npr
Didn't see anything about gays reading to kids
Didn't see anything about banning a party

Who fuckin cares
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>>77298129
>Don't see nuthing man!
why do you lie

they pick up migrants off the cost of north africa and drop them off in italy
they literally admit to doing this
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>>77298129
>Didn't see anything about banning a party
they fund the german NGO "Grannies against the Right"

The said NGO has time and time again demanded that the AfD (Germany's biggest opposition party) be banned
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>>77297167
why are you buying filthy slop from the most communist kikes in the food industry
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>>77297322
>just keep funding the people destroying your home and country bro
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>>77298156
I don't speak German. Translate it to a real language. All I saw was sea rescue missions which doesn't seem nuts to support
>>77298161
I wish the grandmother's well. I'm sure they'll really accomplish something and aren't just another bullshit endearing group who gets together to protest whatever is going on
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>>77298326
>Calls you crazy for thinking something
>Puts words in your mouth and then argues against the strawman
>Knee-jerk refusal of accusations
>Any flimsy excuse to discredit a source for said accusations
>Demands you jump through infinity hoops to convince him of something
Yep, we're arguing with a leftist, alright.
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>>77297167
There's no way you can eat the whole thing
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>>77298343
I didn't call you crazy lol. Sorry the granny org is threatening your independent country. Truly a tradegy
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>>77298343
You're literally just getting mad at nothing. You saw something posted on 4chan or twitter and just believed it.

Again you're brain rotted.
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>>77298435
>uhm it's just le grandmas who cares chud!!
no. in fact it is a bunch of left wing women aged 40-90, some of which were former Statsi workers
and State TV uses them to push the narrative that "the ordinary person" want's the AfD-party to be banned

but keep beeing disingenuous fag
also notice how you completely shifted to ignoring the thing about them funding literal migrant traffickers ...
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>>77298840
> and just believed it.
because it is real

>>77298156
>>77298049
proved it - they literally admit do doing all of these things themselves but sure ... somehow it is all "fake"
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>>77297601
>Boycotting is "right wing grifter bullshit"

>>77298326
God you are a pain in the ass. This is what happens whenever you try to engage lefties in debate.
>This company supports insane left wing bullshit
>Oh yeah? Prove it
>Proves it
>Uhh that doesn't count or something
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Don't think this shitfight has distracted us from what you need to do, OP.
>>77297333
>>77297688 Mph
Post results, please.
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>>77299041
>put the ice cream in the oven for 1 hour at 350 degrees,
if i was op I would do it!
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How can I enjoy some ice cream on carnivore?
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>>77297307
Spending money inside your community makes your community wealthy anon. Better than sending it off to make some other community wealthy.
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>>77299187
see
>>77297281

thank me later.
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>>77299194
Do you mix the cream and freeze it or just drink it?
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>>77299201
I just drink it, but I'm sure it would also be good frozen.
I was really surprised how sweet it is while being so low carb
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>>77299011
You didn't prove anything. You're acting like grannies for congress or whatever the fuck it is is actually some kind of threat to you. And you made a claim that a sea rescue thing is intentionally smuggling migrants to europe even though they're simply following maritime law.
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>>77299357
Someone post that tweet about lefties pretending not to understand anything
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>>77297252
>black licorice ice cream.
The fucking best. I used to spend my summers in a small town with my grandmother when I was a kid and there was an ice cream shop that sold this. It was my grandmother's favorite and mine too.
I wish I knew where to get some where I live now, but I haven't seen any around.
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>>77299505
Again, nothing has really been said or proven. I'm not even a lefty you're just a retarded fag
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>>77297167
Homemade is less than half the calories, double the protein, can be zero carb, and costs a fraction of the amount of store-bought pints
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>>77299934
Teach me your ways, long dirty pinky fingernail.
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>>77299936
Not my image, buy a ninja creami and do any of the thousands of protein icecream recipes
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>>77299936
imagine not ninjacreamimaxxing in the year 2026
360g almond milk or a higher fat millk for better texture/flavor
40g whey protein
1g salt

freeze 24 hours
run side under hot water for 15 seconds
spin on lite ice cream mode
spin on mixin mode
eat the whole ass pint for 200-350 cals and 30-50g protein
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>>77297174
The local ice cream here makes me shit myself dry.
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>>77299357
> maritime law is when you pick up africans 1km in front of the coast of africa and drag them 150 km to the next italian port
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>>77300760
>the left doesn't do anything bad. give me examples
>gives examples (like a fool, why are you talking to this thing)
>no, those aren't bad, is that all you have?
>also I'm not even a leftist you're just dumb
it's so tiresome
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>>77301446
>(like a fool, why are you talking to this thing
because his responses make me angry
and when i am angry i am able to lift more (unironically)
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Ice cream is for fat fucks.
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>>77300169
>almond milk & protein
>ice cream
Ok so you're making cold garbage, gotcha.
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>>77297307
>>WHO CARES IF THE NAME BRAND IS BELOVED ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD AND IS AN OBVIOUS INDICATOR OF SUPERIOR TASTE AND QUALITY.....ITS NOT LOOOCAL!!!!
And you dare to tell people to kill themselves. Consider stop breathing.



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