>he still looks like absolute shitit's crazy how not getting a tan nerfs you so hard yet getting one damages your skin so much
>>77301201It's just /pol/ virgins. Their obsession with being as pale as possible has always been retarded. You're not more caucasian just because you're pasty. It's probably just spics and jeets trying to pass as white. I always tan in summer and my physique always looks better for it.
>>77301210This.Only non-whites are this obsessed with pale skin. Real whites enjoy the sun.
>>77301201Have you done this to a pic. of yourself? I have. Look bad fuckin ass. Wont post it though 'cause thats BS. I bet people have on here though in the CBT. Fucking queers.
>>77301221>Real whites enjoy the sun.Realest whites get burnt when they get the sun for 3 minutes.
>>77301231Scandinavians love the sun though. You can find them in every major Mediterranean, Aegean and Black Sea resort.
>>77301246That is the great tragedy of being trve white.
>>77301210And then you end up looking like a 60 year old in your 30s. Good job faggot. There is a reason why the upper classes of every culture on Earth stayed out of the sun since ancient times.
>>77301201>getting one damages your skinExcept it doesn't, that's just thirdie superstition. In fact Vitamin D deficiency will age you quicker than a tan.>>77301231This is what thirdies actually believe.
>>77301320>And then you end up looking like a 60 year old in your 30s.You mean like zoomers, who avoid the sun?>There is a reason why the upper classes of every culture on Earth stayed out of the sun since ancient times.Chinks and pajeets aren't cultures.
>>77301320I'm 35 and people say I look younger. The key is to build up your tan slowly.
>>77301210I have been looking for the source of this picture for months.Help a brother out.
>>77301201I think being pale is just a signal that you're a boring dweeb. I heard having a boat in one of your pictures gives you the biggest increase in dating app success, even if it's a shitty canoe.
>>77301346Don't bother. The set is disappointing.
>>77301320>And then you end up looking like a 60 year old in your 30s.No you don't. I'm convinced a generous dose of sun is absolutely essential to both health and good aging.
>>77301352>I think being pale is just a signal that you're a boring dweebIsn't that the zoomer ideal?
>Americans hate Whites threadYawn.
>>77301221Absolutely not true. Sunbathing to turn into a leather lizard is boomer tier.
>>77301201This is what he thought he would look like when he hoped on roids, but he forgot to lift
>>77301343I am 40 and have the same experience. A half hour of sun a day over time will make you look very vibrant and youthful. One day of 6 hours of sun will make you lobster red
>>77301322>This is what thirdies actually believe.Let me guess, friend. You're brown larping as a whitey? You're trying too hard.
>Anno Domini 2011+15>people still don't tan via rotisserie chicken methodshiggydiggy. It's that fucking easy
>it's crazy how not getting a tan nerfs you so hard yet getting one damages your skin so muchUse DHA (dihydroxyacetone)
>>77301465I took a walk for an hour and a half with the wife at the local rowing canal in May and turned red lol. And I'm white but not pale. 6 hours is serious sunburn.
How can I tan with pale Irish skin? I usually freckle, burn or get skin damage after periods of exposure. Jealous of the clear attractiveness boost it gives though
>>77302651I'm a ginger and I don't use sunscreen in the Midwest us during summer. During summer if I'm outdoors I'm probably shirtless.The secret is take it real slow at the start and also accept that maybe this is bad. I look and feel much better, been doing this for 4 years, 36 this year. Before that I was still shirtless in the sun but slathered in sunblock
Pale is the best skin toneIt's mystical and magical
>>77301221real whites are vampires who burn in the sun. you are built for darkness
>>77302672Based
>>77302674
anti-paleness is just a form of anti-whiteness and trying to encourage goodlooking pale people to ruin their skin.Never take advice from a nigger
>>77302672Correct. Swarthoids seething and eternally malding.
>>77301221>Real whites enjoy the sun.
>>77302672>Pale is the best skin toneYes, for women. Pale men look gay.
>>77303073this. very pale women can look delicate and feminine, very pale men just look like computer guys who don't go outside. i have a very fair complexion and i make a point of it to build a base tan in the summer, and i eat enough beta-carotene in the cold months to not look sickly white. i am straight up reflective in sunlight otherwise.
>>77301320Sun-deniers are the biggest, gayest, lamest, saddest twats on /fit/>Nooo I won't look 45 when I'm 50, I will never achieve my unfulfilled dreams of teen pussyMeanwhile you stay inside and cover yourself in goy creamMaybe you're all just brown though
>>77303083There's a reason Rober Howard made Conan the Barbarian a tan white guy with dark hair and blue eyes. He knew what gets bitches wet.
>>77303083>>77303090just wog coping
>>77303088you are not /fit/ nothing about sunning yourself is fitness
>>77303096>nothing about spending time outdoors like god and nature intended is fitness>covering yourself in jewish creams is fitness
>>77302672post an example that's not a heavily edited pic then>>77301343the problem is being able to, where I live it can be cold and shitty weather for a month and then suddenly it's over 30°C and sunny and you have a BBQ where you end up being blasted by the sun for hours and get a nice burn
>>77301326Whites are the ones getting their civilization demolished. Watch it. China has been here for 5000 years. Enjoy getting BLACKED and BROWNED
>>77303099walk around naked then. no?stfu then
Whites are known globally for aging terribly already. lmao. >Lets age even worse!>77302674lmao
>>77301231The sun is for niggers
>>77301343Only other whites do. Or you look younger cause youre fit. Whites over 30 always look 10 years older than they are.
>>77303092t. computer guy who doesn't go outside
>>77303121it wouldnt matter if i did i dont tan. A coule of years ago i was living in the wilderness for an entire year and was in the sun all the time, didnt bother me at all.
>>77301210Some kind of super Mexican with an ass way too much like that go on a diet bitch
>>77301374>I'm convinced a generous dose of sun is absolutely essential to both health and good aging.Maybe ~10 minutes/day max to reach the vit D threshold. Anything beyond that causes DNA damage and skin aging. The sun is more important for your morning cortisol rhythm than it is for vit D which can be supplemented
>>77303120>Only other whites do. Or you look younger cause youre fit. Whites over 30 always look 10 years older than they are.
>>77301201He looks like shit because he's a terrible toxic person with no redeeming qualities, thus any sane person's brain will immediately think he looks like shit no matter what
>>77303119Real whites stay inside and get a tan from their computer screen
>>77303138you dont need sun at all im proof of it
>>77303117twitter isn't the real world
>>77303147It's the only way for jeets to deal with their inferiority complex and get mini dopamine hits.
>>77303116I do in my home and yard. Now what?
>>77303119And for people who actually work for a living.
>>77301231kill yourself avatarfaggot
>>77301402go play actual sports outside and you will see most white guys have tan skinsunlight is good for you, it improves almost every aspect of human health
>>77301210what is this brapbeast's deal?
>>77303138Everyone will ignore this even though the deleterious effects of the sun on your skin are well documented.
>>77303090retard
>>77303177wage slave*
>>77303192you lazy piece of shit, you won't get cancer from being outside for an hour a day unless you're an irish albino or something, sunlight is good for you it's free testosterone, free health, free anti depressants
>>77303215>lazy>while shilling magical power from lazily sunning yourself and doing nothingPeople like you are retarded.
>>77303192Shitposts with suspiciously russian-sounding grammar on /pol/ aren't documentation.
>>77303223Zoomers all avoid the sun and all look 10 years older than they actually are.
>>77301201You shitskin lovers are so fucking mentally ill.
>>77303192Because it's anecdotal and retarded. Arnold spent his 20s tanning on Venice beach and looks great.
>>77303280>white person with a tan >shitskin Lol you just know some jeet wrote this.
>>77303307my old lady spent her 20s tanning and now gets cancer cut out of her body and face on an annual basis. my was a farmer and never wore sun cream his entire life and hasn't had any skin cancer. it hit and miss anon.
>>77303311That's my point though. Anecdotal evidence is meaningless.
>>77303313sometimes it is all there is
>>77303138she LIVED tho
>>77303223Go play sports outside and see how many big athletic white guys (with a tan) you can find and call them lazyOh right you don't play any sports, you probably don't even run or anything
>>77301210I genuinely wonder how many spics and indians are in this thread desperate to convince others that sunlight is bad because they actually think avoiding it will make them "white" LMAOOOO
>>77304030These dorks that want to stay sickly pale have never worked on a farm, played sports outside, been to a pool party or done anything really. They spent their teen years playing video games for 14 hours a day.
>>77301320t.
>>77304043I've never met a white guy that was like "Sorry bro, I can't play football today because I might get sunburned". It's ridiculous.
>>77304044>>77304043>>77304030These insecure shitskins are still seething
>>77303120>Only other whites doSo the only people that matter? You actually think I give a fuck if some paki thinks I look "old"?
>>77304053Post hand with timestamp, Dracula.
>>77304043>whitemaxxing I mean I'm eating more nutrients to compensate for the sunlight. I feel refreshed, like the fucking sun isn't draining all of my energy.
>>77304056> the fucking sun isn't draining all of my energy.Literal insanity.
>>77304053Be real, you'd be outside feeling the sun if you had any activity other than computers and 4chan.
I'm naturally very pale and work night shift so I sleep when the sun is up anyway. Better to Prometheusmaxx than to try to half-ass tan, risking cancer just to still look paler than average. It's hard mode for bodybuilding though, because the skin being extremely reflective washes out detail.
>SUNTAN IS BEST>PALE IS BEST.It literally doesn't matter, you big faggots.Face and height is all that matters.A tan or pale skin is not going to improve your shitty face or make you taller.
>>77304069>>77304055Dont you ever wonder why darker races are always dumber and more criminal?Why lighter races are always more beautiful, strong, moral, and intelligent?lighter skin = better.
>>77304168tan skin doesnt magically change your DNA you moronyou wont develop african features because you spent 1 hour outside in the sunyou are probably south american
>>77304103Orlando Bloom hit the wall harder than any woman. Change my mind.
>>77304189kek he looks like tony chessani from TDS2>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h9YSfbEVqY
>>77304189Thing is, he looks more fuckable to women than his female wrinkled counterpart would look fuckable for men.He did hit the wall though, I just don't think he did as hard as most women do.
>>77304168>won't post handJeet confirmed.
>>77304168Nah, I'd rather live among latrinos than among slavs. Also, you're dumb for comparing natural melanin to tan skin.
>>77301320Those are people that work 8 hours every day under the sun, you can get a tan in one day and go without being under the sun for one month kek
>>77304639>short hairgaaaay>tattscluster b trash
>>77304506Ironic that you posted Trump, who has mostly slavic children.
>>77303100>post an example that's not a heavily edited pic thenIT JUST IS OK
these tanorexic threads have been popping up a lot lately by the same weirdo idiot dyel.Getting a tan, no matter how much the sports industry shills you is not fitness, or even healthy and is completely pointless. It does not grant magical powers, or magical strength or beauty or whatever.You know what does? exercise, eating good, getting sleep, not abusing substances, not being a chronically online schizo faggot.Sunning yourself like a pot plant requires no effort and anything that requires no effort is worthless.
>>77305410>sheltered faggot doesn't know most people get tans by working, playing sports outside or doing chores in their yard.What a surprise.
>>77305414i don't tan buddy. Your retardation is meaningless to me.i've lived in the Australian bush alone for years at a time, you would never be able to do that.You are mentally handicapped and think the tan confers the health benefit and not the exercise because you are a lazy jackoff dyel
>i got a tan by working and pushing a lawn mower>it requires effort!critical intelligence failure. Got an actual retard here
>>77305420>>77305425Lol at this butthurt sheltered little fag. Did mommy forget your chicken tendies this morning? No one said tanning requires effort. We said you can get a tan while doing other activities.
>>77305485im not sheltered for wearing a hat, i'm smart.
>>77305410>going outside and actually playing sports requires no effortYou're an insecure brown "person" or an autistic retard who never leaves his room and fears sunlight
>>77305593wrong on both counts.Also stop doubling down on your stupidity. Playing sports and going outside are different things to deliberately tanning yourself, which you can do on your porch just by lying down. Such fucking effort.This is like saying you need porn to fap. You domt need to tan your skin to do physical exercise or even go outside.You low iq cocksucking retard.
>>77305600>Playing sports and going outside are different things to deliberately tanning yourselfYou will still get tanned from going outside and playing sports. Stop doubling down on your stupidity and stop being insecure about your own brown skin, sunlight is healthy.
>>77305488You're Indian.
>>77305613no i wont because i dont tan you moronic inbred wogYou are the one that is stupid because you think the benefits of exercise are conferred by the tan itself from sun exposure rather than the exercise.You are literally subhumanly stupid
>>77305617>you think the benefits of exercise are conferred by the tan itselfLiterally no one said that, you dumb ESL nigger. Not that anon btw.
>>77305621that is literally what is being said you dumb ape
According to brown autistic indian nerds on 4chan, these tall athletic australians are "not white" because they spend time outside playing rugby and they should seek shelter from the hot sun
>>77305631they are south africans you dumb ass faggot
>>77301210AAAHHHHHHHHHH COOOMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
>>77301210there is a zero chance you are white being pale is just considered normal among actual whites
>>77305637Yeah, this is why millions of Clcentral and north European whites travel to the Mediterranean and Black Sea.
>>77305630Quote the posts that say tanning gives you the benefits of exercise.
>>77301201there is no such thing as a safe tan from the sun.
>>77305643Tell that to all of your ancestors that spent their lives in the sun.
The hatred against pale skin is vulgar. All the whites who push for tan skin are vulgar. You're searching to become like a baboon, a monkey. You're retarded. You're dumb. You're gay. You'd throw away civilization just to have a tan and to fuck some random bitch. When you're building civilizations you're not sunning yourself 24/7 you stupid gay faggots. You're inside, you're plotting, you're creating, you're using your mind to elevate the entire human populace. Some people are outside physically moving shit to make your ideas physically manifested. But you're the one with the ideas, you're the idea generator, you're the genius. sun fried tropical obsessed dumb fucks don't build civilizations they just fuck off to the equator to bang whoever they find there.
>>77305648The sun is different in the global north versus the global south. You're a tan obsessed person that probably wants to live on the equator. That's not it man.
All these tan guys are posting about the death of western civilization and asking why there isn't beauty in the world anymore. The answer is that pale guys who focussed on ideas, on geometry, on science, made all that beauty happen. It wasn't sun-fried vulgar beasts chasing pussy that made the West beautiful. It was pale white thinkers, geniuses, who made beauty. They are the people who created the schematics for buildings that lasted thousands of years. You tanning cunts obsess over mud huts and bullshit in some equatorial hotzone. Get out of here.
And if any of you faggots think the sun doesn't rape your skin it does. I live in Australia, I have seen first hand what it does to women who had beautiful skin. By the time they are 30 their chests are wrinkly, leathery, and marked with thousands of moles and freckles. And then it's melanoma skin checks for the rest of their life. This tan obsessed culture is horrific. It's disgusting.
>>77304044sickly pale is a gay term you faggot.Call it sickly tan because you're too low i.q. to understand damage that occurs over time. Pale skin is healthy. You moronic fucken twat.
>>77305657i tried explaining in the last thread the op made that my father from Australia tanned himself stupid when he was a young man surfing. He ended up getting melanoma and he has a giant scar on his body that looks like a canon ball went through him. They had to take skin from elsewhere on the body to graft skin over this hole. So he has two massive scars.
>>77305666I'm sorry to hear that. I know of plenty of old guys who have arms filled with scars from all the melanomas they have had to cut out. It's awful to see. The skin grafts look terrible too. It is so bad. Australia has a totally retarded culture here man. Women destroy their beautiful skin getting these disgusting tans. And by the time they're 30, they're in really bad shape. But they try to keep applying makeup to their faces and shit like that to appear young. So you get women with faces that look 25 but their chest skin looks 75. It's horrific. It's a real abomination. The people in these threads who advocate for tans are genuinely braindead. They're retards. They're dangerous fools who are playing a stupid game.
>>77305650What are you babbling about, you schizo? We're talking about going to the fucking beach.
>>77305675I'm talking about the sun you braindead retard. Take the tanned cocks out of your ass and mouth for a moment and actually learn from a real Australian who deals with the sun everyday and realize that you're going to damage your skin and ruin your life in many ways if you chase this gay tan trend. But right now, honestly, you should go fry what is left of that pitiful fucken brain cunt.
>>77305661>low vitamin D is actually healthy!
>>77305678>i can't take a supplement that is known to work i have to fry my skin and fuck my dna and cause myself cancer because some faggot is gonna look at my tan and think i'm coolas I said you cunts are literally braindead mouth breathing retards
>>77305678im completely pale and avoid unnecessary sun and in the past i've lived an entire indoors lifestyle for years due to work.I've never in my life been low on vitamin D. You get that from food.
>>77305677Okay, Rakesh. My grandparents are farmers who spent their entire lives in the fields, and they're still healthy in their mid-80s, but please tell me how bad the sun is.
>>77305682>Don't go outside for 30 minutes a day. Just take these pills instead.Good goy.
>>77305684I'm white 5th generation Aussie you stupid cunt. I don't give a shit about your fucken grandparents who spent their entire lives in the fields. Were they working in the global north where the uv is much weaker than Australia? probably. Are they tanned? Then they're skin is damaged. It's objective you stupid fucking zoomer cunt. I swear to god you dumb cunts don't deserve the oxygen you breath you're so retarded you cannot even understand that the skin is literally damaged by the uv rays from the sun. Basically you guys are fucking gay faggots that have a sick fetish for looking brown when you're 20 and wrinkly as shit hwen you're 30 and carved up and scarred when you're 40. Go fuck yourselves. >>77305687you're a fucking goy. you're a retard. you're unable to parse complex information and you must reduce it to a banal low i.q. quip because you desperately need to cope with your dumb fucken choices to get a tan and rape your own skin. You and the rest are stupid fucking goyim.
>>77305683>being proud of being a basement dwellerNo wonder you fags can't get gfs lmao.
>>77305688I don't give a fuck about the global south, you stupid fucking jeet. No one does.
>>77305691Once again I'm white Australian and you're a retard who thinks tanning is cool/looks good/is healthy. You're just stupid.
Dude if you want to fuck around int he fields and get a tan ujst do it lmfao your grandparents are fine you will be too ahahahahahahahah
>>77305693You will never be white no matter how much you hide from the sun, jeet. Actual Australians aren't autistic about the sun like you are.
>>77305695You're a stupid, insufferable cunt. I've literally seen with my own eyes the damage the sun has done to countless white Australian you fucking faggot. Man I wish you could see the kind of shit that has happened here. Idk what the fuck you are though, I think you're trolling now or you're some kind of 60 iq genuine retard and if that's the case this is just funny as hell man. Go catch those rays big guy. Enjoy the sun. You're gonna look awesome!
>>77305689i've had hot girlfriends though :^) and lots of sex because i'm handsome
>>77305695
>>77305699its some dumb yank he thinks we have basements
>>77305699Lmao all this seethe because someone goes to the beach in summer. You are legitimately mentally ill.
Observe:>>77305704>because someone goes to the beach in summer.
>>77305702>muh anecdotes>>77305703No one cares about Australia if you haven't figured it out yet. The sun is fine in America and Europe.
>>77305707
>>77305707i care because white skinned people wether they be European or Asian being constantly told to ruin their looks and risk cancer is wrong.In fact it everyone's interest to take care of their skin, even black skinned people get aged skin and skin cancer
>>77305707l
>>77305703cheers>>77305707makes sense to know that you're one of those really dumb americans. not all yanks are dumb. but some are absolutely brainless retards and you're one of them.
>>77305637>being pale is just considered normal among actual incel nerds who never leave their roomsFTFY
>>77306395You're projecting again, shitskin
