>smart watch user>small dick, insecure, only got fit thanks to counting calories>digital watch user>explorer alexander the great like, doesn't need to see how many calories he burned because you can always do more, nerdy but not in a obsessive way
>>77301826I have all 3. What does that make me?
>>77301841retarded
>>77301841retarded goycattle
>>77301826Unrelated to fit but the only watch a man should wear is mechanical.
>>77301841Definitely retarded.
>>77301826>wear wristwatch on your wrist>don't wear digital watch on one of your digits>smart watch ???NOT GONNA OUTSMART ME, I'M WATCHING YOU!
>>77301846reddit coke user your 5'7 ass still 5'7
>>77301843>>77301845>>77301852post hands
Stop being a judgmental loser
>>77301846is it considered crossdressing if youre wearing a 34mm womens watch?is don draper a troon?
>>77301905Looks like a Rolex Explorer which is 36mm. What makes you think its a 34?
>>77301905Nigger did you just called Explorer a womens watch?
>>77301866What’s wrong with being 5’7”, nigger?
>>77301909>>77301912tiny womens watch lmao
>>77301931tell my boy Tony that
>the goyim will pay 6x manufacture price for a device that tells time
>>77301936how do i get his physique?
>>77301945gabagool xF
>>77301945fork lifts to mouth to failure
>>77301942A watch doesn't tell time, you got a phone for that.
>>77301942>6xTry 50x for starters.
I paid 3 dollars for a secondhand temu watch years ago because I like to go out without my phone sometimes
>>77301988nice watch saar. white women must love you.
I bought this a couple of months ago and I'm happy with it.
>>77302026chinese quartz shitter
>>77302035Japanese and its based
>>77302038show caseback.
>>77302039
>>77302050i accept your concession. enjoy your chinese shitter
>>77302054funny thing is its more accurate and will outlast anything you own.
>>77302058it is not and it wont.
Watches are obsolete. Therefore they cannot be anything except decorative.Decorative dressing is for women.
>>77302035>Seiko>ChineseAre you being retarded on purpose?
>>77302067i said once and i will said it again. show caseback. and if doesn't say made in japan go and put screwdriver up your urethra you brown subhuman
>>77302082>if doesn't say made in japanIt says it on the dial at the bottom. Are you blind?>>77302026
>>77302093you clearly know nothing about watches and try to argue making yourself a complete retardafter you go and wash out all of your stepfathers cum from your eyeballs try looking closer at that picture and you will see it says japanese movement. and indeed that $200 chinese shitter has a $5 japanese quartz inside.
>>77301826>Only fit thanks to counting caloriesYeah, Id know what time it was too if I had a fruity little arm computer
>>77301826What color is your smartwatch strap, bro?
A band with a large clock is all you need.>>77301846Jewelery for insecure "men" that constantly needs repair and readjusting.
>>77302395its okay to be poor
>>77302404it's not OK to broadcast your insecurity for everyone to see
>>77302410stop me faggot
>>77302414Nah I'll just have a laugh at you posing in weird ways so your watch slips out under your shirt
Why is everyone itt so POOR?Check out my white speedie
>>77302426why would i wear a long sleeve shirt if i wanted to show off my watch?
>>77302445To hide your skinny arms, duh.
>>77302428black speedie reporting in
>>77302082>>77302104seikoyim
>>77302487perfection
Seiko wearers make me dry.
>>77302518How about Grand Seiko?
>>77301912$195? Why so cheap? Sounds like alot of fuckin around on the crafter's end to only make that meager amount...
>>77302530Grand dry
>>77302534ywnbaw
>>77302532Because it's 1950s dollars. It would be equivalent to 25k today.It's /fit/ so I can't tell who is debasing your currency without getting banned, but they are definitely debasing it.
>>77302395is this an amazfit? i have one of those, they're breddy güd desu
>>77302487Just in time for pride month, xister.
watch market has collapsed because everyone is buyying smartwatch where you can measure sleep quality and things such as blood pressure or body composition accurately
koreans say in couple years samsung watch is able to measure even cholesterol or blood sugar levels accurately
>>77301846these are really good if you want homosexual men to hit on you
Watches haven't been as much of a status symbol ever since smartphones entered the market. Now they market almost exclusively to luxury buyers.
>>77301931>>77301936
>>77301826What's the point of a watch these days? If I really need to know what time it is and what I've got on my calendar I have my phone, If I only care vaguely I can gauge by the Sun, and if neither of those are convenient I'm usually in my car which has a digital clock in the dash.
>>77301826Just get a low end g-shock or something similar. Anything else is at best questionably heterosexual
>>77302854Are you also confused why people wear rings, earrings, bracelets and necklaces?
>>77301826>have a job that wildly ranges in daily expenditures making it impossible to intuit calories at allIt was either keep losing weight and murdering my gains or eating such an insane surplus I got as fat as other laborers. The only people with stable expenditures are desk drones and shutins which only have to account for the time they're not.
>>77302866In some cases. I understand "jewelry" that has sentimental value, I wear a piece of punched zinc around my neck for no more reason than it reminds me of my youth, so adornments awarded or especially found resonate with me, but if you just bought a fancy watch or gold chain because it "completes your fit" I don't think it has any value.
>>77301826>white gold on yellow gold links>silver ridge >white or black face idk>yellow gold hands>white gold hours yellow hold minutes>yellow gold on the middle circle part for the hands>yellow gold on the adjuster thingWhat I want for a summer night outfit.
>>77302879You should ask rich people why almost all of them wear high-end watches and not quartz or seikos.Clearly they don't know about value
>>77302887I don't think rich people need to care about the time, I'm surprised they have watches at all instead of just gemstones. Unless it's performative time awareness, that'd make sense.
Watchfags are almost as bad as Harley riders, it's the same "oh did you notice my (product)? I bet you wish you were a '(product) man' like me!"At least the watch guys aren't obnoxiously loud road hogs fucking up your commute, you can usually avoid them by staying away from "wine tastings" and "networking events".
you've never seen a lard wearing a Core.
>>77302428Love it.
>only watch i need>plus got swappable plates to fit my mood
>>77301826Sorry, OP, but I am not woman-brained like youI don't give a shit about irrelevant public opinionI will keep using my smartwatch, the extra QoL is very convenient
>>77301826I only wear Shark Freestyle watches
>>77301826i just want a watch with a stopwatch so i can properly time my 2 minutes between sets and something that can track my sleep
>>77301841An octopus
>>77303337Can recommend this speedy >>77302428
>>77303337>>77303382Yeah get an omega speedy or rolex daytona>and something that can track my sleepMost useless shit ever. You know how you slept after waking up. Needing a watch to tell you this is extremely NPC. And sleeping with a watch on is retarded
>>77302854>I have my phoneglancing at your wrist is much faster and more comfortable than pulling out your phone, which can be cumbersome in certain scenarios>>77303393>omega speedy or rolex daytonaworse in literally everything than a casio f91w
>>77301852>>77301845>>77301843Fix your bot
>>77302969>Opera
>>77303454What's wrong with opera? It's got a VPN and ad blocker
>>77303513
>>77303513chinese chromium reskinused to be good though
>>77303513>What's wrong with plugging all my data into a Chinese browser if I have a fake IP and hide ads?
>>77302064Having a really expensive watch you can wear down is based because you can pawn it for quick cash in a pinch, it's also a signifier of alpha energy
>>77303545>>77303752They're all Chinese>>77303522And they all love tranniesWhat browser do you all use? This on mobile
What you wear tells the world who you are.Smart watches tell the world that you're a phone-brained goy who has been mind raped by Google and Apple.Rolex is the only brand of watch that the general public recognise as a luxury watch but Rolex has become a parody of itself and it's not even worth buying a genuine Rolex if it's made of stainless steel.Patek Philippe, Audemars Piguet, Vacheron Constantin, IWC, Panerai, etc are all brands that the general public aren't even aware of and don't command the same reaction as a Rolex.Seikos are fine watches but have no swag value, even a Grand Seiko will make you look like a nerd and at worse make you look like a Redditor. A Casio F91 is the most Reddit watch you can get "Did you know that heckin Obama wears an F91w?" The F91w might be worse than a smart watch. The best thing anyone can do is to get a VS factory submariner or GMT master super clone.
>>77302026Quartz but great watch. Looks best on leather. Black perforated buffalo or rally strap would be hype.
There is no difference between a watchnigga and a funkopop collector.
>>77303947>They're all ChineseNot even close
>>77302663Yeah, there's a janky app called "Amazfit Band 5 Faces" with tons of custom watch faces (the default ones look gay)
>>77304047Get a Turdor clone so you have some plausible deniability, nobody will believe you bought a genuine Rolex, but you could still be retarded enough to buy a Turdor
>>77304243Once again, Rolex is the only brand that general public recognise as a luxury brand. If you asked people what the best watch was, the majority of people will say Rolex because Rolex has spent 100 years telling everyone in the world that they're the best money can buy and they're so costly thus they must be the best.Let's say you meet a girl and you go out on a coffee date with her, you two sit down, you're chatting and she sees you're wearing a "nice" watch. She's not going to say "Oh wow, nice black bay, you must understand what makes a great luxury watch but you also have enough sense and taste to buy something that's not a Rolex." If she does compliment your watch (she won't) it will be because it matches your vibe or that it's visibly expensive.That's it. There's no watch thread in the real world. Nobody is autistically arguing about whether a tourbillon is worth having in a modern watch in the real world. Nobody is going to appreciate your humming Bulova in the real world.
lots of bitter poor people in this thread. the same retards that would argue a rare painting by a famous artist isn't worth the price. It's worth it if you can obtain and afford it. Watches are no different.
>>77301826lmao, just look at the sun.
>>77304877Congratulations on being gaslit by a price tag
>>77304877This board has the highest amount of blue collar retards and military zogbots. Any profession/career thread proves it. Literally the poorest board on 4chan, don’t act surprised
>>77301826Garmin Instinct is the best smart watch you can get. (and I mean the original monochrome screen version, not the new color AMOLED garbage)I only have to charge it every couple months or so, and it isn't bloated with a bunch of shit I wouldn't use or want on a "wearable".
>>77301826Ive been really looking into getting one of the rings. Anyone have good experience with them? I kind of hate tech watches in general
>>77304877Watches ARE different.A painting by a famous artist is an artistic expression that can't be replicated therefore it is a assigned a value beyond what it cost to produce. A watch is a product that is mass produced to a design standard and sold for a profit determined by how much it cost to produce and whatever arbitrary profit margin a company assigns to the product. A watch has a use and a purpose beyond artistic expression.It's not bitterness that makes a person not want to get fleeced by buying a 10,000 to 20,000 dollar stainless steel watch that cost the company around 400 dollars to produce, being a discerning buyer is not bitterness. That's prudence.
>>77304857from my experience some bitches also recognize omega but among gen alph apple watch ultra might be a better ev. much higher chance they know what it is, it's not that cheap and has the "you're part of normie tribe" vibe and unironically that's a huge plus because at least you're not a weirdo
>Buy watch>The crown digs into my hand>Flip the dial 180°>Problem solvedThere should be more lefty watches
I got this fucker for $15 like a decade ago and its still going strong
>>77305577>left hand watchyou will have fags proposition you left right and center
>>77305577Most watches are made for left wrists because they usually go on your non-dominant hand.
>>77305680True. So a lefty watch is one designed to go on your right hand, genius.
>>77305685So you can see why the nob usually faces the wrist?
>>77305690Yes? Do you understand what was going on in >>77305577?
>>77301931Smaller watches used to be the norm for men too. It usually looks more proportional than the big dinner plate sizes more synonymous with nouveau riche flaunting wealth and caricature bodybuilder masculinity (Stallone, Schwarzenegger).
What compels a man, to mount his insecurities on his wrist, for the whole world to see? A "luxury" watch is nothing but that. You cannot argue value, because the material is worth only a fraction of the price. You cannot argue arcane craftsmanship, when Chinese sweatshops churn out fakes, indistinguishable from a genuine article even under a magnifying glass. You cannot argue accuracy, when $5 worth of quartz outperforms the fanciest mechanical watch. You cannot argue rarity, because that is purely artificial. There is no lack of material, or people capable of creating these watches. You are buying an off-the-shelf product. Except that the shelves are large and empty, just like the void where you should have cultivated a personality. Imagine having the funds to create or at least commission something unique to you, but instead you buy off the rack. Because everyone else does. Because the only thing that matters is the little logo, a crown, maybe some swirly letters, that represent a "status symbol" for the truly pathetic to cling to. The trend towards ever-growing sizes is a sad testament to this undeniable truth - little men need big watches to hide behind.
>>77302969I like the utilitarian look
>>77303907yeesh i know exactly what she meant
>>77303337Garmin instinct, easy peasy. Don't even need the newest model, the oldest does all you need and it's cheap second hand. Looks like a G-shock.
>>77304915>I only have to charge it every couple months or soSo you have the solar model