>Caffeine raises blood pressure by 3 separate mechanisms>Fucks with sleep >Makes it impossible to fully relax>Addictive >Big money behind hiding it's bad effects
>>77303171I like the right one more
>>77303171But I don't make spiderwebs, why should I care?
Yup. Rather than drinking coffee, nowadays I make a cocoa with milk and honey, and that is both tastier, more nutritious and can also take place of a meal. It's unironically great for cutting, great as a pre-workout, great as a protein source post workout. Good for recovery, good for hydration, tastes good, is delicious and satisfying. Fuck coffee, all hail chocy milk>it call comes back to chocy milk
How exactly do you give caffeine to a spider? They probably just water-boarded him with caffeine solution, and his web sucks because he's half dead and fucked up from drowning.
>>77303244Dark chocolate has caffeine nigga, plus honey is just expensive sugar
>>77303290They injected into live flies. They gave spiders lots of different drugs
>>77303295none of which they have the receptors for. It is drugs bad propaganda. utter bullshit
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>>77303297I have to agree
>>77303297>>77303482They do. Though not identical to human brain chemistry.
>>77303171I'm not a spider and I don't make webs nigger, what do I care Coffee's fucking great
>>77303171>raises blood pressurenot a problem if your heart is not ballooned by roids>fucks with sleepdon't drink coffee before sleeping>impossible to fully relaxdon't drink while relaxing>addictiveif you're weak willed everything is addictive
>>77303185>>77303478these desu
>>77303244Is Greg on anything? Srs
Coffee helps me shit
>>77303244CheckedDo you heat up milk before stir in coca? on a saucepan on the sstovetop??
>>77303171Coffee is the only food/drink I look forward to now
>>77303544Incoming!
Has anyone noticed the negative effects of caffeine are worse on coffee? I've noticed coffee slightly raises my blood pressure and gives me jitters, but energy drinks don't do this.
>>77303171I can tolerate caffeine better than a spider though.
I think it was that if you drink coffee after a meal then it reduces your blood sugar spike from the meal, so thats a good thing. If on the other hand you drink coffee on an empty stomach then it increases your blood suger to make you able to perform. What you should avoid tho is drinking a coffe first and then eating.
>>77303624Yeah I eat a bit of dark sugar free chocolate if I drink coffee to combat the rise in blood pressure
>>77303185>>77303478>>77303544>>77303619If I see that frog one more time...
>>77303293Honey has enzymes and lower glycemic index than pure white sugar. It is unironically a food in and of itself.>>77303591No heat. Fucks with the honey.I put a tall spoonful of cocoa, a bit of water, stir it until it becomes creamy, add honey, make a very sweet chocolatey cream, then add milk liberally. That shit is a whole meal by itself and can take the place of both breakfast, or after workout, or at work, or anytime you want.
>>77304130>I put a tall spoonful of cocoa, a bit of water, stir it until it becomes creamy, add honey, make a very sweet chocolatey cream, then add milk liberally.this is important additional info. thank you for adding
>>77303676Fine. We're taking the coffee maker and leaving.
>>77303244I might start drinking choccy milk as well
>>77304130>>77303244Make sure you are actually eating real honey. 99% of honey sold in stores is fake, probably 100% really. Get it from an actual beekeeper or don't bother, because otherwise you are just eating sugar syrup.
>>77304193One last pour before you go, amice
>>77303624Coffee has lots of other plant toxins besides caffeine.Energy drinks however have lots of other bad things like phosphoric acid that literally melts your teeth.
Never drank coffee on my life, mid 30s. I’m a complete loser in every aspect of life. Sometimes I wonder if there is a correlation with the two, because it seems like people who drink coffee use it to have energy to do things to succeed in life
I just drink caffeinated water. I make it from water, pure caffeine and taurine as (not anymore) secret ingredient. It tastes awful. It keeps me going all week. I sleep 5-6 hours. On Sunday, I crash and sleep about 10. Then the grind starts again the next week. It's OK. If only I would use my time wisely instead of pissing it away
>>77303171just drink it with some milk its fine
>>77303295The weed one turned out aight, I would be ok giving it to a depressed spider
I drink 5 cups of coffee a day and i'ma jobless loser. I wonder if coffee caused this.
>>77303171I'm not a spider though
>>77303171>humans are spiders
