Have you guys lost your jar virginity yet?requirements:1. a woman roughly your age or younger and of no blood relation to you3. asks you to open a jar for her4. you successfully open the jar this is a secret test women use to see if a guy they're interested in is physically fit
>>77305251Women will fuck an underweight bmi twink if he's tall and handsome enough. It's called the betabuxx test, she wants to see how docile and susceptible to doing menial tasks like a donkey when presented with a situation where your only playback is mere female presence
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>>77305262>it's another virgin incel tries to play 'hard to get' by refusing to open a bottle thinking that makes him more desirablekek
It's not some test. Women are just weak and can't actually open the bottle
>>77305286How can an entire group of people be too weak to open something that was meant to be opened by hand
>>77305251If you tap a jar's lid it's easier to open it.
>>77305299>my pussy when he's not strong enough to open the jar directly and needs to tap it to break the seal first
>>77305251Anyone else have a problem twisting off beer bottle caps? If my hand is dry, I can do it in my sleep, but the moment there's a drop of water on me, that cap turns into razor blades. I feel like a pussy using a shirt to grip, but I ain't got time to bleed, and I do mean bleed.
>>77305265>Open the jar>She walks away to make a sandwich for Chad>Dont open it>Walk away with your dignity intactBest choice is to just smash the jar in her face
>>77305345>smash jar in woman's face>go to jail>get molestedexcellent work 47
I am confident on my jar opening form. Its all about the squeeze, the better you firmly grip the lid before you turn the easier it gets.
>>77305355>He doesn't have the grip strength to rip cocks apartYou were ngmi anyways
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>>77305297the problem with designing screw-top jars is there's significant overlap between the weakest women and the strongest pickles
>>77305264Unconventional perhaps, but he did get it open.
>>77305251100s of times>t. worked part time in restaurant as a student
>>77305251My parents sometimes tell a story about how I couldn't open a jar of salsa when I was about 6 or 7 years old, so I hammered a nail through the lid to release the pressure.
>>77305551>implying some random virgin on /fit is the genghis khan of jar openingfuck off
>>77305262I think you'll fit in better here: >>>/r9k/
>>77305551>lost virginity 100s of timesHow'd you get the button back down on the tamper-proof seal?
>>77305551i also worked in a restaurant and 80% of the time we just stabbed the lid with a sacrificial knife to put a hole in it
>be ate wagecuckery>read this thread>10 minutes later>a bitch behind me cant open her water bottle>hands to me
Once a bunch of women at my job asked me to change the water cooler :3
>>77305303You got soft hands boy
>>77305297genuinely don't know. but i've seen so many sleeper guys who secretly are really jacked or at least got muscle in their arms so i'm more likely to give up if there's one around
Djorde did and then he blamed the Albaniansnow Yugoslavia is no more
>>77305251Yes, shared a kitchen with only girls at uni for a period. Happened a couple of times. Felt nice. Still a 29 yo khhv today btw
