If you never played a contact sport, you have no room to talk about fitness or masculinity. t. played football and wrestled all four years of HS, benched 375 at 15 years old
>he didn't play in collegeLMFAO
>>77305433I had some schools interested in me but I chose to serve my country instead.
>>7730543910/10 bait but this ain’t /pol/
>benched 375 times so he could watch Jamal do his sprints and get paid eleven billion dollars under the table by Goy State College
why do football players always claim tremendous feats of strength that would probably obliterate dedicated PL meetsall that while just casually hitting the weight room as a warmup for the real practice
>>77305427i played rugby in kindergarden and repped out 450 on bench at 7 years oldohp 280
>>77305427I know. I pray my future sons do hockey and lacrosse. I’m scared of them playing football because of CTE
>>77305427>plays with pads and a helmet Do Americans really?
>>77305427>everyone lines up>runs 2 feet>stops>lines up>runs 2 feet>stops>lines up>runs 2 feetFootball is so fucking awful, who invented this shit?
>>77306478Football is boring as hell to watch but can be interesting to play
>>77305427Yet you're a bum now curious
>>77305727I lifted a garbage truck 15 feet into the air using telekinesis when I was a toddler
I played football for a tiny school and was a kicker and strong safety. I weighed like 140 lbs. I was an ok safety, but i could kick a 40 yard field goal from either hash mark.