Be honest, you fell for it before
>>77305757god, I need a hot woman to drink all that and fart into my mouth
>>77305757Not really, I've always had satisfying shits
normalfag women went from flat belly toning to venus pouch self-love. in other words fat acceptance people won. GLPs are flipping the script again however so maybe we can get another heroin chic era. maybe even pro-ana?
>>77305757I've made a drink like that before, but not because I believe in "detox" or whatever. I also bought a juicer that came with a booklet and a bunch of meme recipes, but again, I really just use it so I don't waste veggies and fruit as much.
>>77305757If you drink this instead of coca cola
>>77305762>god, I need a hot woman to drink all that and fart into my mouthmore like shart
>>77305757No straight male has ever done this
>>77305757Any nutrtionalfag know the science behind this?I mean I normally like just eating the inner parts of a lemon, but never really cared to think about the nutritional aspect.
>>77305871Theres no science behind it. All the ingredients are mild purgatives, but they would have to be extremely concentrated to have literally any effect. Deluding them in water just makes the water taste kind of fresh and minty. It doesn't do anything.
>>77305757this actually works but now how you think it doesif you tell fat fucks that if they eat less they will lose weight they won't believe or not do it because they don't want to (((starve)))>butif you tell them you've got this 1 simple trick they can do every day that will make them lose weight then everyone will automatically believe you without hesitationI've literally done this in the past with a fat coworker, after I lost weight and got moderately fit he kept asking what the trick was and refused to listen to me saying it was just as simple as eating less and working out and being consistent for monthsone day I told him>alright, so the trick is, you squeeze lemon juice into your morning coffee, make sure it's black, and then just drink water until lunch>also for it to work you need to do 10k steps a day and not eat over 2k kcal in a day and the lbs will just fall offfat fuck lost 50lbs in 4 months because he legit thought the coffee and lemon was burning his fat and he had to drink water and walk to (((activate))) it and not eat too much otherwise it wouldn't have time to burn the fatit really boggles my mind how retarded people actually are
>>77305891you're dilutional
>>77305896You mind posting your body to accompany this wall of text
>>77305871The indredients ionize the water correctly, making it absorb better into your stomach lining cells.
>>77305904This>>77305896dr
>>77305905Im going to ionize my foot up your ass
>>77305905I ionized the lining cells of your mother's vagina
>>77305757looks pretty tasty, ngl. maybe with a little tequila.
Don't waste ginger by soaking it in water. What you need to do is put that whole root in your mouth and chew, pussy. I learned tihs from a hippie. He would just carry around ginger in his pocket and eat it and little else. He claimed that he didn't have any money for food, but that was just because he was Jewish and wanted people to feed him instead. I loved that guy and let him stay at my place. He stole from me.
>>77306030Or you just throw it away. It's a fucking root
>>77305757that's momscience, i never listened
>>77305757no, but then again I'm a neuroscientist
I like flavored water even if it has no benefits. It just takes better :)
>>77305896>>77305905Its actually because the compounds in ginger and lemon stimulate digestive muscles and enzymes to speed up digestion. Also the stomach doesnt absorb much water, its absorbed in your intestines mostly. If by "ionizing" the water you mean lowering the ph level, since thats what lemons do, than that also helps a little more by helping break down food and activating pepsin enzymes.
>>77305871lemon is the only thing that actually detoxifies the body. well its not the only thing but its the best at it. if you really want to do this you have to eat basically as many lemons as you can, and only lemons, for 3~ days. there is a special grinder/juicer but you will call me a shill so i wont say it. but again, there is really no reason to do this if youre not dying of cancer or something
