>slaps your ass in the showersWhat to do
>>77306995>shoots lighting fast double leg head below his armpit hands wrapped just below his icelandic frozen arse power cleans him to his shoulder and slams down roid freak to the floor
>>77306995>Head smaller than a hangerLOL get a load of this manlet
Ask him for abs tips
>>77306995Start farting
press chargesget settlement
>>77306995That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>77306995i dont shower with men
>>77307230Hahahahahaha I love this 1
>>77306995Bend over>>77307230Lost
>>77307223YOU SINGING TO ME BOY,THATS AN INVITATION IF EVER SMELT ONE
>>77306995How do I convince normies who don't know shit about mma that mighty mouse would beat the shit out of him in a real fight
Put on my robe and wizard hat
>>77307341>real fight >look inside>restricted area>judge>gloves>teeth and balls protection>rules>time limit and cutman >fight stops if one of the guys takes a single combo without defending >no weapons>no assists/people to help>All the actually lethal moves (poking eyes kicking balls scratching headbutting)are bannedYeah sure
>>77306995nothing. guys slap each others asses in the showers and locker rooms all the time
tell him to get on dutasteride asap
>>77306995based on the door, switches, towel length and the phone in his hand, that guy is about 5'5" to 5'7" tops, probably no more than 160lbs based on his build
>>77307357you forgot no elbows to the head while he dryhumps your leg. moder ufc rules are basically a humiliation ritual for faggots.
>>77307357It's a sport...
>>77307779Most guys don’t give a fucking about losing their hair. Stop being a woman
>>77307007this isn't Street Fighter, son. What would you ACTUALLY do?
>>77306995he wouldlnt last 2 minutes in my ass
>>77309327>most guys are really good at comping about their hairloss because it's all they can doftfy
