>>77307285
No you don't.

>>77307289
I do

>>77307285
Cancel it
Why would you risk brain damage just to post on /fit/ to say "I did a fight"

>>77307285
Take a dive in the first round.

>>77307300
I'm not even getting paid

>>77307300
>77307300
this but first get a friend to bet against you

How can I bet against you?

>>77307285
>what should I do
Set the rhythm then break the rhythm

You could probably win an amateur vs amatuer fight with a good war cry. Sort of Grom Hellscream level. I'm at that level despite not being a fighter. It's a rare thing. You probably don't have it. Just think about all the times you were psychologically damaged by your mother and try to kill him, dude.

Walk out and throw a kick as your opening right at the first bell

get your breathing going early

>>77307285
Most important thing is to do is to chill and relax

>>77307299
>Cancel the most challenging and worthwhile thing there is to do in this reality

Yeah, just to back to sitting and buying stuff online.

>>77307285
Win

>>77307285
Go in feeling you will die if you lose.
After the fight, become friends with whoever you fight
If you won or not.

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>>77308293
The most challenging and worthwhile thing would probably be actually challenging and actually worth something. Raising a family is probably suited for that description. Risking brain and spinal column injuries for nothing is not particularly worthwhile, and there's also more challenging opponents out there. Go jump the fence in a zoo and fight a hippo.

>>77308317
Faggot.

>>77307285
no you dont
even if you think you do theyll pull out last second
if you do and i was in your corner. i would spam shitty distracting generic advice like "WORK OFF YOUR JAB!". i would also scream the n word a lot.

Just bullrush with your head down and overwhelm the other guy. As we saw with Rico vs Usyk and Mayweather vs Maidana 1 this strategy can beat the two best boxers of the last 50 years. The "sweet science" was exposed yet again two weeks ago, switch to kickboxing.

>>77307285
Cultivate mass

>>77308588
this, i was an amateur boxer like 8 years ago, and if i could go back in time i would literally just stop thinking and start punching, nonstop pressure

>>77308588
>*check hooks you*
>*pulls back and uppercut as you come in*
ez

>>77308634
Yeah Usyk tried to do that for 10 rounds until he finally landed one good uppercut and the ref saved boxing from a great embarrassment with an early stoppage.

>>77308588
boxing has got to be more technical than this

>>77307306
That will make it more funny then

>>77308669
It wants to be, but at the end of the day if you can't knee someone up the pipe or kick them in the body or legs they can really just put their head down, get the pillows up to their cheeks, and walk into a clinch over and over again.

>>77307285
Cement in the gloves

>be at boxing gym the other day
>doing partner drills, coincidentally involves slipping or parrying jab and landing lead hook to the body
>I start practicing different ways to get there
>partner stops and tells me to do it exactly this one way
>I say fine and continue
>he starts throwing his jabs at my forehead instead of my chin, which means I don't really have to slip at all, and I have to lift my hands stupidly high (away from my preferred punching position) to parry
>he tells me to hold my hands in a high guard, so I can parry his stupid high punches
How about instead of trying to make me change my preferred style, you let me fucking work huh
>we switch over and he's shit
How shocked I was

>>77307285
Why is the text retarded?

>>77307285
Punch him in the dick over and over but just keep apologizing and see how many you can get away with. Try to set a record.

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>>77307285
Super kick.

>>77308688
They really need to be able to deduct points for excessive clinching.

>>77307285
>what should I do
pretend to throw a left/right hook to the chin but strike with the elbow by 'accident'. This happens all the time in boxing.

>>77308896
Nigga I'm gonna get jumped in the parking lot

>>77307285
how is your cardio? 2 or 3 minutes rounds?

>>77308317
CTE doesn't happen that easily.
>>77307285
Train.