>>77307553It doesnt matter because you'll never put in the work. If you really wanted it, you'd already be lifting and not worried about some arbitrary timeline.If someone does tell you a timeframe you find acceptable, you'll go the gym then quit in a few months when you see no progress and then go back to making "how to achieve" threads with a pic of Gooky the anime character waiting for someone to "redpill" you on how to get jacked without doing anything. loser
>>77307558Kek based
>>77307553Having your heart explode from steroid and cocaine abuse while banging a whore raw dog in a third world country
>>77307553fuck off, doomerfag
>>77307568>whore in a third world countrywith a dick and big apple tiddies?
>>77307553Love a long healthy life and die of old age surrounded by your many kids and grandkids with lots of happy memories of a life well lived.
>>77307553Mortifying your fleshly desires and giving your whole self to the Lord Jesus, to be set free and adopted as a child of God. This is the only way.
>>77307553Thumbless grip at the bench with safety bars set just a bit below your chest
>>77307553pull of your own head
>>77307782off*. or you could punch a hole in your chest and rip your own heart out. or you could simply try to rip own body in half. lots of good options, tbdesu
>>77307553It's obvious: homemade bench while pressing above your 1RM.Make sure to yell LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY beforehand so your neighbors can testify.
>>77307809You need to have your spotter keep increasing the weight, go full Giles Corey>More weight.>>77307786>simply try to rip your body in halfHercules Hold but actually chained to very heavy pillars. Probably metal hooks through your ribs, actually, or you'll just end up armlessJust don't Smith machine guillotine yourself
>>77307553go fight a bear
>>77307553Going for a bench PR without a spotter.
>>77307553Get on as much tren as Rich Piana was on. It will take a little while but you'll die.
Do steroids and then attempt to fight a bear
>>77307553attempt the black ab roller
Try to outrun a train, the "Greg Plitt"
>>77307553I have been trying to think of a way to kill myself but they all scare me too much. I know that I’ll fail at it and somehow make my life even even worse.
"On the evening of June 24, Benoit killed himself in his weight room, when he used his lat pulldown machine to hang himself"
I wanna do steroids to deathThe problem is at a certain point, somewhere over 1500mg, they override my desire to workout and I end up fucking off way to muchSo never get a really good heavy cycle going but I can do moderate amounts seemingly indefinitely?Moderate amounts aren't gonna kill me though, it's a real let down desu
The first marathon runner in history, a Greek messenger named Pheidippides, is said to have collapsed and died from exhaustion immediately after running from the battlefield of Marathon to Athens to announce a military victory in 490 BCE.
Travel to Thailand and rent the Holy Sauna where Zyzz ascended. Fuck ladyboys and do drugs until your heart stops.
heart attack on 12h shift with ukrainians,colombians and negroids in western poland factory where you work for 4000zl monthgod please do it tonight (night shift)
>>77307553Using your own muscles to do it would be pretty fit
throwing a boulder up and having it fall on your head, crushing your skull
>>77308221Yeah like tearing off your own head. That would be savage.
>>77308208>4000 sluttiesNice
