My GF's sister is getting married to a gym bro what should I get him for the wedding? He doesn't have a home gym so I don't think there's any workout equipment that would help. He has plenty of good supplements. Anything creative? Budget isn't a huge constraint.
i got one of these two years ago and haven’t looked back
so is rich ever gonna come back?
>>77310300Gloves.
>>77310300>What gift should I get him?Object to the wedding when the priest asks
>>77310300You say he won't need equipment, but I recommend buying him pic rel. It's perfect for that time when seasonal sickness hits and you can't go to the gym, but you don't want your gains to disappear. Also portable and useful during travel.
>>77310300Sports / deep tissue massageQuality meats for the freezerBlood work / nutrient defiency test
>>77310563>first car>get him a monster truck broyou must work your way up to extreme bop it
>>77310300Cover the cost of your plate plus $50-100. Anything else is shit. You don’t pay for an expensive event with fucking blenders
>>77310300squat plug
>>77310579Sorry anon, I'm just saying the truth. If you want to become a Super-Mondo-Mega-Ultra-Mutant, there's not half assing.
>>77310300If there's a registry, check that
>>77310300Give them a horse dick fuck machine for both. He probably roids and will troon out. Also, the lady needs sexual relief too.