What's the best way to develop abs?
>>77311371Slut.
>>77311371missionary
>>77311371She is going to look so unbelievably busted by the time she's middle aged.
>>77311383and I'm going to be the one who fattens her up.
>>77311371I got ibs from antibiotics
>>77311371Enough whoring around, show me your bass chops already
>>77311371What kind of rancid psychological makeup is behind getting a tattoo of a spider? Spiders are slimy disgusting creatures that reside in dark corners and feeds on other slimy disgusting creatures. And to put it near her womb. Literal succubus.
>>77311371>spider tatshe has a busted and ugly butthole i bet
>>77311431>>77311464>literal succubus with a busted asshole
>>77311371Put the fork down.
>>77311431Pedos get spider tattoos, also cluster b types.
>>77311515>pedosWhere were the hot pedo women when I was 14 years old? The real crime is that I wasn't the "victim."
>>77311371Not posting porn webms on an anime website and actually going to the gym and improving yourself.
>>77311515>Pedos get spider tattoosDoubtful. Spiderweb on the elbow with or without a spider is tyoically a prison tattoo wormn by people so low on the totem pole in society that they will beat and kill pedos for "social justice" becaus they are the only people considered lower.
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>>77311371this particular brand of slutiness is EXACTLY my type
>>77311371Black widow? It's bait.
>>77311726That's not a black widow althoughbeit
>>77311371Hnnng
>>77311371I want to hear what she's saying. Sounds sassy
>>77311375ho fo sho
>>77311371dont eat too much, have lots of sex but dont cum every day just fuck her until she orgasms 2-4 times and stop, train abs in all planes of motion until desired muscle size/shape is achieved.
weighted ab excercises like crunches and leg raises, and fork put-downspeople will say its just about getting lean more than actually training abs but unless you wanna be a rail thin twink you need to train the abs like any other muscle to see them
Boomer here why the FUCK won’t my phone play webms anymore?? I’m dying
>>77311371I'm tryna Indian group this lil rave weasle
>>77311371In order of importance, diet & targeted resistance training. Without sufficient BF% you'll never see them even if you had them, without adequate training even if you can see them, they'll be the weak seductive abs of an easily raped twink.
>>77311431Dude, you couldn't sound like a bigger pussy right now. Tats are stupid but you're wrong about spiders. They're the only insect that isn't a pest. People dumb for trying to get rid of all spiders round their home. They eat all the most annoying shit, flies, mosquitos, etc.
>>77311431worse, anime reference
>>77311371Why the fuck do all these red flags turn me on so hard?If she had a tattoo sleeve she'd be perfect for my dick.
>>77313346>spiders>insectspick one
She looks so pleased with herself but has no idea a /fit/ rich 6' chad like me would never touch a cheap tattooed slut like that.
>>77313348>Why the fuck do all these red flags turn me on so hard?BPD TheoryWomen with red flags == easy sex.Biologically this for most men is the easiest means for reproduction.Furthermore because BPD Theory Women attract the most men and reproduce more, they pass on the genes to their female offspring that produce more BPD Theory Women.Since you are attracted to BPD Theory Women, on the Y chromosome you pass on the genes to your sons that make them attracted to BPD Theory Women.This makes you a BPD Theory Man.The opposite of this theory is Bad Boy Theory, where women are attracted to dangerous and/or aggressive males because it stimulates a biological response of antiquity where men were more aggressive or took what they wanted. So it perpetuates the cycle by having offspring with those same genetics.
>>77313348Cause she's hot there is nothing to it it's just people are jealous and are like pathologically addicted to porn or are pathologically getting pleasured from their invisible cock lock aka puritian judeo christian dogma to kind of justify why they can never get a girl like this. Everyone knows how good those thighs would feel gang it's just reality and I feel terrible for those who got Christ cucked and won't even give themselves a chance to buck cuck this lil boppy
>>77311371>What's the best way to develop abs?forkputdowns
>>77313383B-based
>tfw no hot young bad bitch
>>77313346Spiders are based. They usually just sit in their corner minding their own business. The only nests that I knock down are the occasional black widows that set up in the garage.
>>77313383It helps if they are really stupid.Some bitch starts trying to sell me on a clear MLM scheme and I just want to bend her over right at the craft fair.
>>77313318Click on the 3 dots to the left of the post and open the video. It will open it in a different tab. Life sucks.
>>77313387If you were a woman this is the exact kind if retarded shit you could say to get me rock hard.
>>77311552>working out more than 5 sets once a month
>>77313472Thanks brother.
>>77313477Fix your bot. Its replying to 22 hour old posts with nonsense
>>77311371Coffee
>>77313353I'll pick spiders over insects any day.
>>77313513Just one more set exactly like that and you've basically nailed your entire core. There's no real reason to do more than that, you've done it.
>>77311371hot girl playing bass makes me drip, bros.
>>77313399Fellow arachnid appreciator, fuck yeah! Same thing bud. I only evict the most poisonous cause I got kids. My property has longer 95% wolf spiders and then a smattering of DLLs and widows. It's great. I'm surrounded by livestock, which means fucking flies every damn where. Outside is no biggy cause zapper go BRR. But inside, I'm glad as hell to have some resident spider bros taking care of the lil shit suckers, i even take ones I've stunned with my salt shotty and dump them on their front door.
>>77313684based, but that completely went over your head
>>77311429Trust me she’s playing seven nation army. After that you’re lucky to get a root note every beat on the bar
>>77311371To answer the question, lick this whores asshole until you get sick from e-coli. Vomit profusely for days. Repeat until abs appear. Probably the best way to get abs.
>>77313793Wolf spiders are creepy as fuck when they come indoors. I was chilling on my PC a few weeks ago, when I heard a meaty *thud* sound a few feet from me, and there was some 2 inch motherfucker sitting on the floor. I know they don't like coming indoors on their own out of their habitat and I probably accidentally dragged him in somehow, so I put him on paper towel and tossed him outside, but holy fuck is that unsettling seeing them in your house
>>77314186what if hes indian and can tank the e coli
>>77311386Based and architect pilled
>>77313348What red flags? It's just a hot sexy slutty girl
Almost perfect >nose ring
>>77311371Who is this?
>>77311371I had abs when I was like 15 and I played ice hockey. During the summer we would do a lot of circuit training and running which both I think are more or less anaerobic exercise.
>>77313793Poison refers to non-injected toxins. Animals that inject toxins are always referred to as venomous, not poisonous.
>>77311371how can i achive this build as a male??
>>77311371Real talk: she's a 7/10 in good lighting and clearly has the fat gene. In a decade or two years she'll be a 4 and getting lower every year.
>>77313471>want to bend her over right at the craft fairMy dude, she wants that too.
>>77311383You didn't honestly look at this webm and think, yeah, I'd make a life with that, did you? This is strictly take your turn and move on tier.
>>77313346dragonflies are bros too
>>77311371>young lady, watch out! There's a spooky spider on your tummy! Stay still, I'll lick it off.
>>77314865Assuming you aren't trolling, the spider tattoo for one nigga
>>77311371Just eat less.
>>77315528yeah red flag as in what, that she's a slut cause she got a tattoo? that's a green flag for sex.
>>77315533I would eat more of Reiko, iykwim
>>773154717 is a bit low 8/10 minimum though clearly coasting on youth and as low as a 5 when she inevitably gets fat which she will you can tell by her fat arms (that she’s trying hard to tuck and hide)
>>77313346>t. arachnid
