Beach season heh... maybe next year...
>>77311465couldnt be me...
UnnhhhhYeahOkayUnhhhhhSing it with me nowThe name is anonymousMy brain is a chud metropolisOf tranny sausagesMom says i'm closetedIn her basement leaving depositsIn white tube sockssesGoing outside makes me cautious and nauseusWhat is the cause of thisA coward's synopsis
Wondering which rhyme u goys preferThe name is anonymousIn memes i'm prosperousA collosus of preposterousMonstrous popmpousnessOpinions i got a lot of thisMental palaces built fromMeta-analysis of tranny fallacesOne moreSecretly i'm a hippopotamusThey call me anonymousTell lies on /fit/Off the top of this esophagusLike i got a doctorateSo i can leave you posthumos/lit/ refuses to give me notes
>>77311465Can't be that bad, anon. Let's see what you look like. Most people really look like shit with their shirt off.
>>77311472>>77311482I thought gen z cancelled eminem
>>77311508He say faggot one time too many?
>>77311508Geminem
>>77311508>>77311558Thanks for the compliment but not quite the critique i was looking for.
>>77311505>Most people really look like shit with their shirt off.I'll spend a lot of my summer in peak sun hours frame-mogging through an SPF-protective shirt because I don't wanna end up like the skin tumor anon on here, and even mineral-based sunscreens get too annoying to keep re-applying to my whole torso/arms when swimming long-distance.
>>77311573One time i wore this white mesh shirt i thought must be a pool shirt and had polka dot pattern sunburns on me. No fucking idea what the purpose of such a shirt is. But it was like $3 bucks
>>77311465Bench season? Hell yeah brother. Let's see your best rep.
>>77311465Why do you care what people think. Think about this: if you aren't smart, but perfectly average, then half of all people are still dumber than you. Let that sink in.
>>77311752>if you aren't smart, but perfectly average, then half of all people are still dumber than youIf you're white then compared to the global population that already makes you naturally an elite, top quarter at least of height, IQ and strength.
>>77311861>i'm le smart based on population averagesLmao. Cope.
>>77311465The only hard part when cutting is when you have your parents/gf/wife cooking for you and you have to decline their meals. If you're living by yourself, cutting is piss easy, you LITERALLY just need to cook less and be hungry, it's not that fucking hard, just drink tea or a shitload of diet soda, I promise you you'll feel lighter and leaner in no time.
>>77311548He hasn't said faggot since like 2009 I think
>>77311865I'm 138 IQ and 6'3, and make 6 figures as an engineer. Your people had yet to invent plumbing and crapped on the streets when we found you living in squalor. Your entire civilization was conquered and turned into a tea factory because my grandfather liked having a warm cup in the morning. We are not the same. You can thank me for civilizing you if you wish, otherwise do not speak to me.
>>77311886Thank you for your cervix
>>77311886I'm 139 IQ, 6'4 and make 7 figures. Do better
>>77311886if you really were smart you'd know group statistics dont apply to individuals
>>77311465according to my calculations, I'll start looking hot around mid september
>>77311892>>77311904>>77311946You are welcome, I am glad that we were able to spread civilization and introduce plumbing to unsanitary races to help elevate them slightly.
>>77311465Just go. Take off your shirt. Walk around. You'll be shocked how much better you look than the average person just by trying a little tiny bit. You might even get some mires. You don't have to look like a chiseled god to go to the beach.
>>77311886>no one:>engineers: did I mention that I’m an engineer and make six figures? I know neither has anything to do with the topic at hand, but I need to tell everyone that I’m an engineer and making six figures because it’s a requirement for engineers to tell everyone
>>77311904158 IQ, 6'1", make seven figures, and developed one of the world's current leading anti-aging stacks.
