What happens if you eat this 3 times a day?
Toilet
>>77315868The Star-Spangled Banner starts playing, then everyone stars clapping and sharting.
>>77315871simple as
>>77315868you leave humanity behind
>>77315868If you also lift heavy things you become a beast
>>77315868It's burger king so you'll probably get some third worlders incurable disease.
You lose the last bit of self-respect and become a >>>/fat/ regular.
>>77315868go ez on sauce, less cheese and you can do 3 a day, and will even give you a good pump initially. But eventually you will stop eating it because you will feel that your recovery is not as good as it should be and your performance sucks ass. there's a reason moter fuckers shave years off their lives pinning but chooses to eat like they wanna live for 100+ years.
>>77315868nothing would happen to me because that would be my maintenance calories
This board is so dead.
>>77316033I hate to say it but it really is. Dubious fitness advice aside it's not even funny either.
>>77315868
>>77315868It would be extremely painful.
>>77316034well freedumb of speech evolved to where it is now we just have to accept reddit is the endgame
>>77316034Imagine solving a captcha to say "I agree" but in more words
>>77316046Captchalet detected
>>77315868you go to HELL, FOREVER
>>77315868Why does that cheese look like plastic
>>77316168Couldn't be me
>>77315871Yeah, that'll make a nice turd.
Speeds up aging and cognitive decline. You have a good chance of getting cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart disease, basically the diseases most common within the western world. You'll look wrinkly sooner.
>>77316372It's because of the amount of advanced glycation end products that's in a hamburger. Foods that are cooked with a dry high heat source (baking, roasting, broiling) or is fried, ultra processed, deli meats that sort of stuff is bad for you.
>>77315868Burgers aren't that bad. It's the fries that are filled with saturated and trans fats.
>>77315868The carbs will cause bloating but the rest of the meal is well balanced and healthy. Quality protein.
>>77315968What's the white stuff?
>>77316427Milkshake mix.
>>77315868the most disgusting room clearing farts you've ever experienced. i know cause i did it.
>>77315868Early death
>>77316483>most disgusting room clearing fartsSir, I have the perfect diet plan for that!
>>77315871Not yet. What the hell?
>>77316184This nigga pays to shitpost
>>77316864gross dude.
>>77316864Ponder the putrid pungency in that room.Even prior to the flatulence.
What’s with the weird samefagging?
>>77316184You are more lowly than a tripfag.
>>77316950>he solves puzzles on an anime website to post 5 words
>>77316967I feel terrible now. I respect and honor your opinion and from now on I will live my life by your standards
>comes back to the thread to cry about her purchaseLeast offended payfag kek
>Has been monitoring the thread the entire time and responds within two minutes.
>>77316173Because it's American hahah
Daily intake:4695 kcal246 g protein198 g carbs342 g fat~9g of salt900 mg cholesterol Likely deficiencies without supplementation:Vitamin CVitamin EVitamin KFolatePotassiumMagnesium
>>77315926
>>77317110Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
>>77317153I'm pretty sure repeating pithy one-liners everyone has already heard ad nauseum is a worse form of wit.
You get fucken huge brah
>>77315868Depends whether you are able to burn off the calories or not.
>>77317153Stale aphorisms are worse.
>>77316864Average "food insecure person"
>>77316868DIMITRIUS!
>>77315868What is it like 800 calories, 60g protein? That's called a perfect diet. In all seriousness, this is literally fine if you added some vegetables as well.
>>77321362It’s already full of veggies dude
