>start day, notice toothache, touch it with fingers, its cracked>cannot sleep from toothache>go to dentist in a long time>they tell me i need a rootcanal, its pretty bad>its so bad i needed one injection into the gums, one directly into the root because i raised my hand all the time, root was so infected>go there with social worker>in the waiting room he cracks jokes "imagine they take out the big bosch drill where sparks come out flying when you turn it on">makes drilling gestures and sounds>not now dude why are you like that>they pour some ass tasting disinfectant into my mouth that tastes like concentrated chlorine and burns in my rootcanal>come on youre the martial artist here my social worker says>aha a martial artist the dentist says>i survive>next appointment:>tells me there may be residual nerves in the canal so it may hurt>actually hurts like hell>she seals it again>go xray one more time>she tries to put something at my molar to enhance the xray or something>i almost vomit and caugh>she dodges the caugh>appointment 3/3 starts>she tests whether it still hurtsOWOWOW FUCK HURTS>man if it hurts like that we better pull it>tooth was too firm in my jaw>she spends half an hour trying to get the tooth out with some sort of calcium cracking screwdriver looking thing or whatever that was>drills some more>needs to give me another injection>calls chef doctor>he manages to pull out the last pieces of the root>doesnt look well kid well need to send you to the AKH (famous hospital here in austria vienna)>oh scheiße>another tooth near it got a giant zit, dude its a giant fucking zit>root canal would have a 20% chance of success>or we can pull it out>fuck it just pull it>i dont give a shit at this point>social worker who was with me laughs>he convinces me "hey you already got the injection i recommend you get the root canal today or do you really want to get another injection for the next appointment"cont
>>77323294>so what about the AKH surgery?>i was just joking dude the dentist says>WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A JOKE im yelling>hey someone has to have fun here>im falling back into the chair>they finish the second rootcanal with a hope of 20% success>i get out of the chair all delirious from three different narcotic injections>tell him "hey man that was a good joke">hes like "huh?">that was a good joke man>be careful with me though i do combat sports>i say it with a grin like "Im joking bro i aint gonna assault anyone">he laughs>i laugh>we shake hands>i walk out
Hope you got it with you home and put it under your pillow.
>>77323361fuck no dude tooth was blast to fucking pieces
>>77323294I've had four broken, infected teeth that developed abcesses, two root canals and the other two I told them to pull. You sound like a massive faggot who likes big fat (black) cocks
>>77323374fuck no i hate big black cocks man
>>77323374>I've had four broken, infected teeth that developed abcesses, two root canals and the other two I told them to pull.Congratulations
>>77323390he flexin
>>77323395here comes the best part
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>>77323402Get a flat bowl to roll your cigs. Also don't be so cheap to go for that dried out short stripes stuff.
>>77323408when i can think straight again my dude
i aint reading all that but congrats tho
