We already have a /fit/ bar thread from Sunday still on the front page but this board is so dead that it only has like 100 replies

>>77327754
We were at the gym. My wife saw this really hot guy working out. She demanded that I walk over to him, introduce myself and say that I really wanted to lick his cum out of my wife's pussy. I cringed and tried to convince her that I could say something different, but she insisted that I say those exact words. I sheepishly walked over to him and did exactly what she wanted.

It took a few seconds for what I said to register, but he looked at me and laughed. Then he called over 2 of his friends and told them what I just said. They all started pointing and laughing at me. I felt so small at that moment. My masculinity was completely stripped away in a place where guys are all trying to prove their manliness. My wife walked over and introduced herself to the group. The guys all stopped laughing and looked at her like a piece of meat. One of them whistled in appreciation for my wife's hot body.

That guy did end up taking my wife into the private sauna to fuck her silly. I waited outside to "stand guard" and had to listen to all their grunts and groans. After he was done with her, one of his friends went in and fucked her some more. After they were both done, she called me in to lick all their cum out of her pussy. So I was true to my word.

I was never able to return to that gym again. But my wife still goes often. Every time she comes home all sweaty from that gym and sits on my face, I'm reminded of that humiliating experience.

>>77327754
I don't know why I'm so fucking horny recently. I'm walking around with a constant half chub at work like I'm back in high school again.
I can't help it, I'm the victim here, it's literal torture. I shouldn't have rejected that fat girl who hit on me last year.

>had medical evaluation Monday
>blow into spirometer
>burn my lungs out
>come out with the nastiest headache
>asthma came back momentarily
>sick for the last three days because of it
>still can’t go to the gym since my head is still thumping
At least my egf was there to comfort me

Bump.

>>77327888
just go see an escort or find a massage parlor on rubmaps