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Things you should do every day:

Toilet squat (30 minutes total)
Dead hang (5 minutes total)
Crawl like a baby (5 minutes total)
100 KB swing
100 jump rope

This is not a workout but rather fundamental human movements that seem to be neglected over time.

Anything you would add?
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>>77328806
>Toilet squat (30 minutes total)
I'd rather call it a slavic squat. Good for ankle mobility and lumbar spine decompression.
>Dead hang (5 minutes total)
Good for grip/forearms and spine decompression.
>Crawl like a baby (5 minutes total)
Rertarded and unnecessary.
>100 KB swing
Do 3x 3-5 min swings with focus on keeping constant momentum and not counting reps instead.
>100 jump rope
Again, do a timed skips for 2-3 sets of few minutes each.

If you have a bar to dead hang from you can add pull-ups and chin-ups. Push-ups, lunges, hollow body holds as supplementary exercises.
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>>77328806
>fundamental human movements
nigga what
besides the squatting, when the fuck would a primitive human do any of this shit?
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>>77328830
Hangs are fundamental
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>>77328832
humans don't hang bro
they may climb a tree or a rock face from time to time but they ain't finna just hang around for no reason
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>>77328806
Shower
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>>77328806
>Anything you would add?
poo in the loo.
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>>77328806
>Anything you would add?
Rotational throwing patterns, eg swinging a club or mace or other lever object in both directions
Get up from a lying and sitting position without using your hands
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>>77328975
these are good ones
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>>77328806
While there is much to be said for the utility of a basic, daily exercise regimen, the specific selection of movements within that routine remains ripe for refinement and optimization.
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>>77329089
How would you improve it?
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>>77329151
I would remove the toilet squat. 30 mins? Nah. Just do a set of bw squats/deep knee bends. I would also add some very basic mobility movements.
>front bend/back entension
>twist

Really, you should look into Dr. Nikolay Amosov's 1000 movements routine. Very comprehensive.

The old Canadian 5BX program is great as well.
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>>77328806
>>77328824
Here's my DAILY (I do it every day bytw) routine:
> Fridge Pulls (4 sets of 12)
> Popinto Mouths (5 sets of 30)
> Downward Sitting Mans (55 min holds for 5 sets)
> Digit Dunks (aka Bulgarian Keyboard Presses; 700 x 10)
> Pussy Fucks (3 hours)
And I end the day with a few Nappy Slunkins for mobility
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>>77328806
>Anything you would add?
First of all, toilet squat should be with ankles touching the floor, unlike your pic.
Add the following:
Basic bootcamp warmup/stretch moves - 10 minutes
Basic beginner yoga positions - 20 minutes
Table stance (stand on four limbs, facing upwards - inverse of baby crawl position) - 2 minutes
Lay on your side, knees 90 degree angle, raise one leg like opening a door, 3 sets of this for each side - 4 to 5 minutes
Lay on your back, legs curled toward you, raise your butt, 3 sets of this - 4 to 5 minutes
Cardio zone 2 or 3 - 30 minutes
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>>77328843
Post posture
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>>77328806
just use the squatty potty and you are good.



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