/fit humour thread
>>77331297does anyne have the "FREE RANGE NIGGER BLOOD" pre-workout image?
>>77331297Is that the fat kid from Drake & Josh
I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
>>77332425Khalid bin Mohsen Shaari
>>77332595is he the fresh prince of alexandria or something
>>77332601Second heaviest human to ever live. A feat he achieved at 22 years old. BMI > 200.
>>77332803I wish I could savagely and brutally torture and rape her
>>77332813And then get the same done to you by her 8 brothers?Bad deal
>>77332813no you dont want to, you just want a girl to love you
These are always extremely unfunny. Probably spammed by the same newfag too who thinks board culture is replying with forced "kek"s to any image file he presents as humorous
>>77331297
>>77332974Arnold ate tons of fat and never counted calories
>>77332978CICO =/= calorie countingLosing weight by just eating less of what you'd otherwise eat is CICO. You can also do CICO and eat lots of fat.
>>77333000Yeah the problem is more so that most people don't eat much protein so if they start curing calories without changing composition they will struggle to maintain muscle. That's how you end up in the "skinnyfat" state.
>>77333000>Calories in calories out is not counting caloriesCicosisters the copes are getting stronger with every passing day
>>77333024>this post is almost 5 years old and nothing happenedshocked!
>>77332606Guess the nationality of no. 1yep you gussed right
>>77333000how can this shit post get these digits!CICO is counting calories, else you are spinning your wheels, or I dont want to hear "why am I perpetually 20% bf duuurrrr"
>>77333266Without looking it up I know it's John Brower Minnoch, but actually I think BMI is the more interesting measure and Khalid beats John by a fair margin there, while Carol Yeager at her peak makes both of them look like skinny faggots with an alleged BMI above 250.
>>77332416I'm gonna use this image because it describes me
>>77332785Is this an AI generated twitter screenshot? Wtf bro
>>77333599It's Twitter post shopped with some autists suggestion for the new 1/2/3/4I refuse to use ai
>>77333328>calories don't exist until you start counting them
>>77332329I hope he didn't do anything crazy after finding out about this.
>>77331297But that's true to a point. Pic related; almost 220 lbs at 5'9" at least according to what can be found. Qualifies as "Obese" according to BMI.
>>77334092You can lie in the sun for hours at a time absorbing thousands of calories and gain zero fat. Turns out that exploding foods in a bomb calorimeter has nothing to do with how the human body actually works.
>>77333165>>77333328Are you actually genuinely retarded? If you're neither gaining nor losing weight and then you decide to eat a bit less, you will go into a calorie deficit without counting any calories.
>>77334104>thousands of calories>sunlightHumans haven't unlocked photosynthesis yet.
>>77332789LMAO
>thread devolves into CICO debateI fucking love this board
>>77332939kek
>>77334103yeah but no doctor would look at him and tell him that he's fat because of his BMI so it's a non issue for a guy like him, the people whining about BMI are always fatsos that would be easily identifiable as such even without any measurement whatsoever
>>77333226>>77333024
>>77334097His life turned out just fineHe has a GF and has a kid on the way.He turned out to be the definition of a gentleman. A Supreme Gentleman, one might say
>>77333158>dies at 32
>>77334092>>77334174how the FUCK do you expect to KNOW you are in a deficit without COUNTING you fucking Then you have people complaining they are on a fucking cut for 4 months losing 2 kilos or niggas losing 5 kilos in 1 month losing all the muscle. I cannot man.
>>77334957The quantum fatass: believes the amount of food entering its body cannot be quantified if you do not count calories.
>>77332789
>>77334120Still to this day one of the funniest gifs in fitness history.
>>77333024Now that the dust has settled, why did this post have such an impact/become so well-known?
>>77331297It's a bigger deal that it doesn't account for frame. A woman with a tiny frame and a man with a robust frame will have much different "healthy" weight ranges even if they're the same height.
>>77334103The point is that people saying that are dyels. You are not that guy.And honestly, you still get health issues from excessive muscle weight. Sleep apnea is the biggest one and that kills people.
>>77334103>this dude supposedly invented bench press>he's massive but with no chest
>>77337366He needed to solve the problem.
