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Redpill me on Mike Isrealet
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>>77331853
SCIENCE BASED LIFTING
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jewish worship general
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>>77331855
the ultimate science-based lifeform
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>>77331853
>wannabe scientist
>can’t even do a simple t-test
>blasts a shit ton of tren, test, HGH, insulin and other DHT-derivatives based on some peer reviewed papers with a sample size that is barely enough to pass a t-test
>looks like a fucking ogre now
>had a complete mental breakdown because he still isn’t an IFBB pro

Many such cases. SAD!
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>>77331863
Name two other cases.
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I don't doubt his IQ is high but the dude is mentally ill, probably too smart for his own good so not only does he blast roids he's not savvy enough to stop spouting all his neurotic opinions to the world
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>>77331871
>I don't doubt his IQ is high

You should
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>>77331869
Jason Blaha, Jason Genova
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>>77331892
jesus fuck has he never run before?
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>>77331853
What is the point of roiding if you are going to have that horrible gut?
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>>77331904
Well luckily he is getting or got a surgery where they break his ribs to make it slim.
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>>77331904
Is he supposed to look better than pearanon? He looks like a fat old unhealthy guy and there is something wrong with his veins they are bulging so much, which isn't far from the truth objectively.
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>>77331853
All his advice is solid, I wouldn't judge him too much on how he looks. He only looks terrible because his genetics are trash, but clearly he knows how to get strong as fuck and build a lot of muscle
>inb4 someone brings up his crappy lifts in the navy seal video, which is when he was still recovering from a a very recent surgery
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>>77331853
His type of lifting advice doesn't seem to help me but I have no doubht that he is knowledgable

However, outside of lifting he had really big midwit takes on things. I think it comes from him having an overly logical chain of thinking and thinking that must apply everywhere else.

He has genuinely horrible takes on politics and philosophy that come off like a Redditor thinking theyre smart at everything
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>>77331897
He has no explosion because his dumb program involved slowing everything down to a snails pace "for the stretch." and focusing purely on esthetics.

Worst part is he was doing the shit in your webm to prove how great his program is.
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>>77331917
The Science Based cult is all pissed at him for setting them back with his shit.
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THE AGE OF SCIENCE IS OVER
THE AGE OF THE BROS HAS BEGUN
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>>77331853
Fake doctorate who has been trying and failing to win a bodybuilding competition for a decade
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>>77331853
>Mediocre dissertation that him and his team tried to correct and change on his university's site
>Gay joke spammer like all men who were unable to mature and develop regular social skills post-high school
>Has used copious amounts of roids for years and has recently gotten cosmetic surgery to fix his grow turtle shell stomach. Despite all this, he has still been unable to find success professionally as a bodybuilder
>Wife is an aggressively mid asian and she left him, probably for the drug abuse or the fact that he thinks gay jokes are still the height of humor post 40 or the fact that he thinks chat gpt is his friend

I think he gives good advice (often repetitive but that's the nature of the online fitness community). I just don't understand following him as a fitness influencer when there's smarter and funnier versions of him everywhere online. Him and his wife reminded me of a somehow less hot version of Nippard and Buttermore. At least I could buy Jeff as a bodybuilder with his muscle size and proportions (the height is tough to overlook but a lot of classic competitors are short af)
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>>77331924
i guess i’m too dumb for a science-based program
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>>77331853
Roidfat niggerjew multi million dollar narcissist with some ok beginner advice and self depricating gay humor used as a lubricant to shield from his delusions of grandeur
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>>77331853
>mike Israel-tell
>is a jew beastman telling impressionable teens to do retarded exercises instead of being productive right as the state of Israel is starting Armageddon

it's all so tiresome
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>>77331892
This is why roid users will never be scary. A brisk walk outpaces their sprint, they can never corner you.
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Last I heard he was planning on one last attempt at getting his pro card, even going as far as surgery on his love handles and what not to prep, is he still on that shit or has he finally given up?
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>>77331983
Anon.....no one tells him what runners use...
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>>77331897
He’s a jew. They’re not known for their athleticism
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As an OG Dr. Kike hater, the new haters just don't get it. I hate him because his advice is terrible and infected the entire fitness space for quite a while, not because he's rude or a racist.
I wonder how many people are still doing a trillion sets for each muscle group, with no progressive overload and overly strict form because they didn't get the memo that this fat kike's bodybuilding advice doesn't work
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>>77332042
>or a racist
You think /fit/ of all places would care if someone is racist?
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>>77332055
I'm talking about the internet in general, not just /fit/.
After that Solomon Nelson video blew up, he got a new batch of DSP alog type people following him who hate him for the stupidest reasons. I don't give a fuck that he was too fat for a bodybuilding show or said blacks are dumb, my problem with him was his technique cyborg shtick and terrible programming keeping anyone who would follow his advice small.
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>>77331863
easy to say this since we all know him, but I swear this physiognomy is 99% certain to be a loud-mouth, performatively outgoing douche who is failing to hide his insecurity.

I'll always love lifting but boy does the activity have more than it's fair share of these types
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>>77331853
His got some actual okish takes but man his sense of humor is cringe.
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>>77331983
I like the implication that olympic runners are natty
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>>77331853
His last name is literally Israelet?
lmao.
Maybe he's trying to find the one muscle group that want to remove itself from his body.
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>>77332076
What does this image convey?
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This guy is literally the biggest joke in fitness. Looks like shit. Zero athleticism. Fell in love with an AI and says the dumbest cringiest Redditor shit. A total fedora. The guy is a massive loser in every way. Anyone who takes this guy’s advice seriously is a tard.
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>>77331871
>I don't doubt his IQ
He has the jewish verbal IQ, not the white man's IQ. But yes he likely is mentally ill.
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its funny how he got surgery for his love handles because he thought they were holding him back but wont do anything for his big pregnant belly
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>>77332081
>implying you're straight
Not for long boy
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Assyrians, Babylonians and Phoenicians were cool af semites.
Why did they disappear but jews and arabs ended up surviving with their nasty culture?
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He's retarded. Just look at the studies he did. One study he was a part of was a regular supplement study. Take some supps and work out for 10 weeks and look at the results. Only problem is the workout plan the participants was put on was so retarded that no group got stronger or bigger. And this was a super high volume. Imagine going to a bunch of PhD, getting a plan with 5+ hours in the gem per week and not getting stronger or bigger.

Same with he's PhD thesis. Just look at the Solomon video.
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>>77331853
>stretch
There's even the stretch reflex this is his big thing. Quite useful for overloading your full rom.
>soke random supination and pronation shit
Kinda helped my presses.
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>>77331853
Roidtranny pipeline
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He doesn't help kike stereotypes at all. Physically pathetic, degenerate in a way that shocks even redditors, transhumanist, delusions of grandeur, believes he is a genius when he is quite unintelligent, brags about his ability to lie, nasty and untrustworthy...
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>>77332258
He has no IQ whatsoever, certainly not verbal IQ. He contradicts himself constantly, doesn't seem to understand many of the words he uses, his published "science" has the literacy and rigour of a woke gender study.
Jewish verbal IQ is a myth they used historically to justify their grip on power via infiltrating institutions like banking and media. It's not a real thing, IQ in Israel is below average.
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>>77331863
>can’t even do a simple t-test
I’ve got a Nature paper and I don’t even know what a t-test is without having to look it up
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>>77331853
He capped out because of roids I mog the shit out of him but he's sick
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>>77331853
Do you really proportion mog him get real man you aren't that sick you are full of roid oil
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>>77331853
He's 5'3 and retarded
That is all
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>>77332656
Telling truths like this is antisemitic you fucking nazi
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>>77332076
Wait....he's a Jew and he literally has a dollar sign tattooed on his arm?
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>>77331853
Kinda likeable, but too much of a normalfag on top of already being a faggot.
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>>77331892
He runs like a woman, no way he doesn't have butt plug in his ass right there.
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>>77331855
GOLEM BASED LIFTING
also JEWS
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>>77331853
I like his Arnold impressions, beyond that his stuff is not worth watching
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>>77331892
sides
orbit
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>To be clear RPE is science backed and not as esoteric as you think. Take this example for example: a man is captured because he can't run away. People are not meant to run away, I think I have debunked running more than enough so lets continue... he is forced to perform squats at 225 lbs until failure repeatedly. The following day he is forced again and is pinned down right away. Now due to exhaustion that same 225 lbs is now 6,000,000 lbs. Why? He percieves it as such and therefore it, in fact, IS 6,000,000 lbs because the one under bar is acted upon as though it truly is 6,000,000 lbs therefore making it 6,000,000 lbs. It is real in his mind so it is real. This is undeniable truth only doctor tier people can accept.
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>>77331917
>he knows how to get strong as fuck and build a lot of muscle
Everyone knows about peds tho
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>>77332656
>contradicts himself constantly
>doesn't understand many of the words he uses
>Scientific literacy and rigour of a woke gender study
You're just describing the famous jewish verbal IQ which in reality is just their lack of shame.
"First they would count on the stupidity of their adversaries, and then, if there was no way out, they pretended stupidity themselves. If all else failed, then they claimed they did not understand correctly, or, being challenged, instantly jumped to another subject, and talked truisms; but if these were agreed to they at once applied them to entirely different matters, and then in turn, being caught again, they would dodge and have no exact knowledge."
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>>77331892
his career is like a constant humiliation ritual.
i don't even understand how he HAS a career.
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>>77331892
h-he's fast!
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>>77331892
Has this guy never run in his life?
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>>77331853
>me checking out my gains after finishing a scientific mr mike workout
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>>77331892
Let's be honest his inbred Jew genes are a large part here on why he runs like that and not just because He's built like a hentai rape goblin.



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