GET OFF THE FUCKING MACHINE ALREADYHoly shit I fucking hate you. You have been doing the same baby weight for the last 2 years, you barely work during your sets and still take like 5 minutes between each one, what do you neee to rest for you didnt do any work? You use every single piece of equipment in your glacially slow circuit or whatever the fuck it is you sre doing. Is that even a routine? Why are you playing fucking air drums? Are you listening to Sammy Hagar you fucking boomer loser? I fucking hate you so much I want to run you over in the parking lot or find a way to trip you where no camera can see me so you crack your stupid head open and bleed to death. Please die. Why wont you die?
>>77333725It's okay buddy, everyone gets nervous during their first few sessions! If the pec deck is occupied again next week, you can do pretty much any other chest flye movement to get the same effect.
Going to the gym seems like such a humiliation ritual.
>>77333771Public gyms in my area are insufferable now. Genuinely unattendable.
>>77333831Just go during weekdays around lunch time>but I workThen you’re cattle and deserve to workout with other catlle
>>77333725It's rare to see them even working out. All the old men I see at the gym (before the home gym) would just hang out naked in the locker room waiting for the teenagers to come in from school.>>77333771I gave up on them a long time ago. There are 3 types of gyms.1. Public gyms with a $10 a month membership that are infested with tiktok children.2. $50 a month (or more) gyms where you workout on some roid rager's garage gym equipment and he's always there starting drama with the members.3. $80 a month commercial gyms where it's boomers on their Silver Sneakers shit hogging the equipment and you pay a fuck-ton for a grand total of 2 squat racks.
>>77333900#2 is nice tho. I lift at one of those and the owner is a 500+ dots powerlifter. 200 member limit, $50 a month, and it's never busy.
>>77333725Not reading your blog faggot die in a fire.
>>77333725Is this the gym trauma dump thread? Ok>last week>local thots go togheter to the gym>gym almost empty>gf and i take one machine and we take turns to not waste time and machines>we do all the legs machines except for leg curl machine>two leg curl machines in the whole gym>thots splitted on the two machines>one on her phone, one talking to everyone>gf and i wait>we wait>we keep waiting>thots get up from the machines>thots start yapping to each other in the middle of the gym while their towels and bottles are still on the machines>i go full gorilla from the absolute anger>tell them on the verge of commiting murder "are you done? Those are the only machines we have left">thots in panic, they say "we will take the same one, sorry">thots use the same machine, they leave 3 mins later>gf and i destroy the machine, then we do 20 mins of cardio>see on our way out that thots are in the calisthenics area laying and yapping doing basically nothing and wasting everyones timeThose bitches are airheaded as fuck, they yap and yap and yap for hours without doing shit, everyone thinks they are dumb fucks because they are always saying the most retarded shit ever to each other. Even boomers and broccoli heads take the gym more seriously, but those motherfuckers just go there to waste everyones time.
>>77334629Stop taking shit personally it’s horrible for your health. Next time take advantage of the situation and teach your girl one of the other dozen effective hammy exercises that exist. Not judging you bro just looking out for you.
>>77333771It is but these tards will swear it’s something to be proud of as if they don’t look like big enough losers already lmao.
>>77333771Going early in the morning is the only way to gym tbqh.
>>77333771I refuse to wait for a piece of equipment ever. Find a new gym or build a home gym. The rest of you are cucks.
>>77334629Wait, so as soon as they realized someone else wanted the machine they accommodated you? So the person at fault here is actually you for waiting so long to ask?
>>77333858Workout is a noun. You mean work out.
OP here. The fucking boomer was there again today. He was doing the good girl machine. What an insufferable faggot. Im going to crack his head open like a kinder egg. WITH MY TEETH.
>>77333725Have you tried tell him that or are you just going to bitch about it like some little pussy online?
>>77334629>>i go full gorilla from the absolute anger>>tell them on the verge of commiting murder "are you done? Those are the only machines we have left"you wont do shit, bitch boy. you were lucky they didnt just decide to be cunts and stayed on the machines until kingdom comes. next time hold a hat in your hand and say please like the lil bitch you are
>Zoomer kid with brocolli hair wearing socks and flip flops walking for 20 minutes on the treadmill while nonstop browsing his phone
>>77337041Would my penis going into your butthole help? If so I’m here for you :-)
