Kingslayer! Get in here! We're telling gym stories. Who was your first mog, not counting old men ?
do malnourished five year olds count
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>>77341098>using a chest machine like pic rel as my last set of chest day>guy comes up to me>asks if we can take turns and how much weight I use>the entire stack plus 2 10kg plates on the side plus 18 kg worth of dumbbells on the stack>he just says ok and leaves I didn’t even mean to mog him it’s just a pain to get the plates on the side off
>>77341221they all count
>>77341098A pajeet. Never learned the name. Pull-ups til failure.
>>77342565Quick one. Lucky for you. Mine was some dyel boy at Planet Fitness. My hamstring took a strain so I was on bench, slugging through my sets. He came running at me, this dumb, broccoli-haircut lad, thinking he could work in my bench sets with a single rep of my weight. I gave him a liftoff with his first rep. Gods I was strong then. The bar came down on him. Caved-in his chest, probably shattered every rib he had. I stood over him, barbell in my hands. Right before I spotted him he shouted : >"Lightweight! Lightweight!" Heh. They never tell you how they all snap themselves. They don't put that part in the thumbnails. Stupid panty boy. Now the tiktokers do science-based splits like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the squat rack with the looksmaxxers and today, his hairline would make him miserable, his followers would be ingrates, and he would program hop three times a week to get a shred of mires. Whey!
I saw firsthand twink moggings in Braavos your grace.It had none of the bold clashing physiques of our mogs but was no less vicious than a mogging on the floor of the gym. Mogging is a ladder and twinks avidly play the game of mogs.When two twinks meet there is an automatic and unspoken mog to decide who is cuter, if 10 meet they will mog and mog with only a slight smirk or hair swish visible to the smallfolk until they have built the ladder.
I mog every male family member (I'm 35,right in the middle, older brothers, father, nephews from 20-12) when it comes to grip strength by being able to almost close a CoC 2Its funny seeing them come all cocky and fail with a mere 1
>>77341221Tell me - Does someone somewhere keep your balls in a little box….I’ve often wondered..
>>77341098some chink doing super sets on different equipment. I lateral raised his dumbbell row weight at his face. kinda felt bad when I saw his hamplanet of a wife bugging him to leave the gym already
>Lord Orys Baratheon, Norwood I.>Axel Baratheon, Norwood I.>Lyonel Baratheon, Norwood I.>Steffon Baratheon, Norwood I.>Robert Baratheon, Norwood I.>Joffreytine Baratheon… Norwood V.
Go find the manlet stretcher! Now!
>>77343029>zyzz wept
tfw week 1 of omad
>>77341098Everyone fears me. I have natural skull crushing power.
>>77342852kek.
>>77341098this does not count as a mog, but i used to be the weakest guy at my gym amongst the graveyard shift guys. after 4 months, there's a new jeet as well as this chink woman who brings her DYEL boyfriend, so i'm no longer the smallest fish in the pond
>If anymore flexes come pouring out your dyel frame, I'm gonna have to mog everybody in this room
ARE THERE NO TRUE NATTIES AMONG YOU ?
>>77342899Lifts? I just got my 1.5 today and can do it for 6 with no setting. Ordered it after I got to 32 with my 0.5.I'm skinny but I have ape hands and was thinking I could maybe close the 2.
>>77341231>tfw you realize he tried to kill another kingbravo nolan
>>77342852kino
>Lanklet, gods, what a stewpid name. Lanklet Dyelnister. Who named you? Some roidtranny with gyno? What are you doing?>It's empty, your bulk.>What do you mean it's empty?>There's no more peanut butter oats banana maple syrup coconut milk honey protein snake>Is that what empty means? So get more. Tell your personal trainer to get in here!
>"Making it". Do you know what "making it" is? It's a story made up by thousands of dyels and permabulkers. A story we agree to tell each other over and over until we forget that it's a lie.>But what do we have left once we abandon the lie? Chaos? A doomer pit waiting to swallow us all.>Lifting isn't a pit. Lifting is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The plateau breaks them. And some are given a chance to lift; they refuse. They cling to the redpill or the blackpill or the /fraud/posting. Copes. Only the ladder is real. The grind is all there is.
