>Norway's best climber in history>insane physique>insane strength>multimillionaire from youtube and personal brand>...>had one girlfriend for maybe 3 years>broke up with him>approaching 40 and childless>incelWhat gives? Do women just dislike climbers?
>>77343349A lot of pro athletes have tumultuous relationships. High level climbing in particular requires obsessive focus and persistence, so lots of these guys are autistic. That free solo guy Alex Honnold has a family but clearly doesn't care a lot about them compared to climbing.
>>77343349He's probably a nut like all climbers are and C-list youtuber isn't some guaranteed pussy status. He's also 5'9" in Norway though I wouldn't primarily blame his height.
Personality issues, all these "risky" sports are for white middle-class drones who are trying to convince themselves they're not boring
>>77343363>>77343368>>77343378How would you get a girlfriend as a climber?Asking for a friend...
>/fit/izen realizes fitness & athletic performance isn't that related to looksMany such cases, but what can you expect from a board who calls iron man participants and decathletes 'dyels'
>>77343387You go to a rock gym and find dozens of girls climbing around. Go work in with one on a wall and impress her.
>>77343349Climbers are either alt types or spergs. The former get laid, the latter do not./thread
>>77343458>My talent is I can run away from larger men>*bolts*
>>77343464They'll only find that impressive if you're hot and have rizz, otherwise they'll just see you as a tryhard who's butting into their session to peacock for pussay.
>>77343464>impress herI have only been climbing for a year on and off, currently stuck at V5, I am not impressing anyone for at least a few years :(
>>77343474American commercial gym v5 or actual v5?
>>77343466I will never understand why you dumb retards only consider weightlifting as fitness, ignoring mobility, cardio capacity, speed, skill, and almost any kind of sport.I mean I KNOW its some sort of weird cope but its incredibly retarded.
>>77343464This virgin theory that simply going to a gym will make the girls fuck you because they saw you on the wall is ridiculous. If it was true, they would have fucked the entire gym and despite incel fantasies, they do not do that. You have to be actually likeable, and this has nothing to do with your gym ability.
>>77343482Okay let's settle this with a fight then. Let's pit my strength against your cardio and see who wins.
>>77343487>I'm just an unlikeable wallcell I'm not even going to try to talk to girlsAnd this is why you're a virgin
>>77343491>double gorilla nigger thinks 'sport' doesn't encompasses martial artsYour chin doesn't care how much you bench
>>77343496>double dyel doesn't realize lifters can practice martial arts too
If you’ve ever been to a climbing gym you know there is a huge overlap with D&D, LARP, and Reddit.
>>77343500Because it's mostly the skinniest nerds
>>77343498>yeah I bench like those MMA guys so I'm practically a pro fighter
>>77343349>all climbers are exactly like this youtube faggotyou fucking internet addicted zoomers with concept of reality are going to be the downfall of civilization.
>>77343503>n... nuh uh! Only skinny nerds can learn how to fightLmao you only had one talent and immediately shit yourself learning someone else can do it better. Time to run away now, little dyel. Put that marathon training to use.
>>77343487I am still a virgin however I have had more female attention in the last 9 months than in my entire life since I lost weight
>>77343349You basically have to be a sperg to be in the top percentile of any competitive sport, and climbing is VERY autism-heavy in the first place
>>77343477"Climbing wall in the middle of a shopping mall in Seattle" V5
>>77343477I am from Austria (Europe), so actual V5. Headsetter in my gym even has a world cup license. However, the guys who are always surrounded by cuties all climb at least V8. That will take me years to reach and I am already 26...
>>77343531It's so fucken ogre isn't it. Best I can do in oldschool euro gyms is 6C and I'm usually one of the weakest climbers there excluding some very young kids or the occasional overweight boomer.
>>77343349He is an incel now? Based. Gonna subscribe and give him views until he finds a gainzgoblin again.
Climbing is the "mid life 30's crisis" for nerds, same as cycling, hiking, martial arts, craft beer and other sorts of bullshit.
>>77343672I mean cycling and hiking are pretty legitimate at any stage of life.however who the fuck decides to get into weightlifting, martial arts, or craft beef in their thirties.
>>77343676>I mean cycling and hiking are pretty legitimate at any stage of life.As long as it doesn't become your whole personality, then sure
>>77343685Well i'd argue that about anything.however no>literally just getting older and hurts to run>cycling is incredibly efficient cardio>so I cyclehiking also is great as an added social benefit since we often talk while hiking.older you get the more you realize that synergy in your activities matters. if I hike by myself I listen to podcast, lectures, etc because I don't have the time to do it and it's required in my field to be up to date on new technologies pretty much daily else some jeet will scam your boss into thinking you don't know what you're talking about.gotta shut it down by always knowing more than the indians do so when they shill products you can immediately rebuttal on how it's a scam and the technology is decades off from being a legitimate avenue and we can get away with current technology for at least another 5-10 years before starting the switch.otherwise I agree with everything you said.once again who decides to get into craft beer, bro throw some shit together in your fucking closet and brew a beer yourself stop trying to make everything fucking science.had a friend do that where he was distilling his own water autistically because he had to have it "pure" and he needed specific types of berries and other gay shit.beer ended up tasting like every other hipster summer shanty.
>>77343349He probably thinks having kids is bad for the climb it.
>>77343349Probably doesn't care about it or wants a gf that's equally as obsessed with something. Goodluck on the later part, most girls sit on facebook and insta + watch netflix all day without much else.
>>77343676Wouldn't want to get into hiking now with ticks becoming a plague and carrying all sorts of horrifying diseases
>>77343349i don't really care about having a long term gf or wife. fucking a girl once every decade would be nice but i could live without itmen who can't live without gfs are pathetic
i could probably die never getting pussy and it wouldn't have bothered me in the slightest while i was still alivei would have just use my hand
>>77343368He's 5'6 as confirmed by one of his latest videos
>>77343889>5’6>NorwayAhahahahahhahaa. Literally shorter than teenager girls there
>>77343387Climber? I barely know her!
>>77343891holy grim. That's short in Asia
>>77343349two teens at the climbing gym yesterday were talking about actions that count as 'chudtivities'>>77343387Assuming you want her to be from the climbing ecosystem too (shooting yourself in the foot), you should start making acquaintances at the gym and eventually ask to climb outdoors with them. After those connections are made, then you have a chance at forming a real bond built on trust that you can't get the gym.Better option would be to get a date by any other means and then take her climbing a few times to show her your world. Also this has the benefit of filtering fatties and future fatties.
>>77343349they broke up? :'(
>>77343507Fucking hate that i'm part of this generation.
>>77343349well for one climbing doesn't train the personality muscle
>>77344535that would explain why he has started doing more dangerous stuff like his silly survival escapades and going mountaineering without knowing the first thing about safety
>>77343349Lmao, you don't know jack shit about him. You're likely just projecting your own inceldom onto him. You actually think he would use his youtube channel to advertise his womanizing? He's a normal guy with normal social abilities and moderately good looking, and has access to a decent amount of chicks. For all you know he banged the two girls from his latest video.https://youtu.be/GfD9UROPOLg?&t=1039
>>77344111>Better option would be to get a date by any other meansLmao, but the girlfriends of climbers very often end up getting them killed
>>77344624>with normal social abilitieshe's pretty autistic when it comes to interacting with others but that's pretty standard in Norway
>>77343482Most of this board are either coping fat powershitters or wannabe bodybuilders who are hoping to roid their way out of inceldom.In both cases they seethe at actual athletes and like to "joke" about raping smaller men.
>>77344865>"Joke"Yes anon, it's just a joke, don't worry :)
>>77343349this guy is 174 cm in an area where 190 cm is normal. i happen to know a manlet footballer who went to play for a club in the netherlands and got loaned backto his starting club despite playing regulary for his club. why? because at 169 cm he couldn't land even one date>muh sportsmen
>>77344868lmao you arent raping anybody you fat fuck, you would die of a heart attack while unbuckling your belt, granted that you would even be able to catch someone
>>77343349Even though he's a bit of a sperg, he did bang Sasha Digulian.
>>77343672Gettin real tired of seeing this stupid fucking image with its dogshit opinions every other thread. Don't make me check the archives, nigger!
>>77343349Magnus has extreme social autism and it makes me feel like a normie in comparison, I am honestly surprised he has a channel that size and as many collabs as he does.
>>77345709>Magnus has extreme social autismI didn't get that impression from that one video with Devon under the tent.
>>77343349>The world Incel has lost all meaning Anyways, every climber I know has a wife and kids
>>77345720i know what video you're talking about but that sentence sounds really really gay
>>77343496You didn't accept his challenge you pussy
>>77345697this!
Zero percent chance magnus is natty.Watch his triathlon vid.Spoiler finishing top100 in probably the world's toughest triathlon (untested btw) with only 1 month of prep time just screams EPO at bare minimum.Safe to say his cock doesnt work anymore.
>>77343363>HUSBAND, I'LL BE ON TOP TONIGHT>O-ON TOP? IS THERE A MOUNTAIN?>HEH THE MOUNTAIN IN YOUR PANTS, HONEY>YOU ARE WRONG! THERE CAN'T BE A MOUNTAIN IN THERE. NOW LOOK OVER THERE, WOMAN, NOW THAT'S A MOUNTAIN>YES, BUT I->IT'S SO MASSIVE AND JUICY AND FULL OF RIDGES. I HAVE TO GET MY ASS ON IT>NO HUSBAND!>I'LL CLIMB IT RIGHT NOW *ZZZIPPP*
>>77343363This is the real answerIt takes a lot more than just been good looking and in good shape to have a relationshipIt's a ton of time, effort, commitment, which a lot of these guys at the top just ain't putting in. I can tell which guys on here have never had a gf because they think it's all about just been tall and having a jawline lol. Knew a guy like this at uni though, 6'4", in incredible shape, very good looking facially. Got no girls because 24/7 he was either working, running, lifting, studying or swimming. A 9/10 girl asked him out on a date once once but he said he can't skip gym or cheat on his diet lol, so of course she just lost interest. he did get married a few years ago but got divorced in like a year and she took all his shit
>>77347538Wow, so there is hope for me, a flabby NEET who does nothing all day!
>>77347544Well obviously most girls aren't into that. Maybe you could get a crackhead or cokehead chick who also doesn't work or have any hobbies, but I wouldn't expect to get a decent woman with your life in that state bro
>>77343349It's very likely that there's thousands of girls who follow him on YouTube and are in a parasocial relationship with him. This man doesn't sleep alone if he doesn't want to.
>>77344624It's okay Magnus, it's okay.
>>77347538And then everyone clapped
