I need /fit/-approved drugs that can be alternatives to alcohol.Alcohol makes me feel like shit and kills my gains.I can’t do weed cuz my job drug tests me.What can I do instead that feels like tipsy but doesn’t fuck up my body so much?
>>77345413ghb
>>77345413Pull the trigger
Get your dopamine from sick pumps on tadalafil, otherwise just end it now
>>77345413Phenibut. All the benefits of alcohol without the sloppiness. Extreme risk of addiction though.
>>77345413I'm sure I'll be ridiculed but meditation+RMT+breath hold training. You're not gonna get "it" right away, and it likely won't feel very tipsy, but a better mindset & mood that can feel borderline high is possible just by training your mind. And those 3 tools in combination all work very synergistically.>t. Recovering addict (alcohol, opiates, cannabis, & nicotine)
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>>77345413have you tried not being an addicted manipulable bitch?How about a good ol' cup of Man The Fuck Up?Just don't consume intoxicants, JFC.>inb4 social pressureget better friends
>>77345413try wimhof breathing
Tapentadol.
>>77345413My highest HR readings are always clocked after I starve myself for a prolonged period of time, then crack and inhale a tub og ice cream and a pizza and 7 shots of alcohol. Hits me like a nuclear bomb given a fighting weight of 44-49 kg. Then I go for a run at 2 AM, angry that I "failed" - and I press myself to +160 bpm. Normally my max HR sits at 144.
>>77345413How about not drinking?Not that fucking hard desu
>>77345413>I can’t do weed cuz my job drug tests me.you've got a faggot job my man
>>77345440Pregabalin would be my choice. Very similar effect, minus the drowsiness.>>77345423Will try the spiritual route next week, ty
>>77345593but drinking is fun
>>77345593But it is arhd. You wake up feeling on top of the world, eating eggs and broccoli and high polyphenol EVOO... but then 8 PM aon comes around and stats bargaining - get it? Bar [pause] gaining - for vodka
>>773454132CB
>>77345423true, most people don't have the discipline though.>>77345413running and high rep sets on squats or leg press
>>77345415/thread
>>77345413roids
You're just addicted to dopamine like everybody else. The trick is to rewire how you get your dopamine. You have to lay into what you already know about yourself. If you are OCD in any way, this is very easy to do. Ocd or addictive personalities are actually very easy to rewire.
>>77345734Stop being an impulsive faggot. Alcohol is poison. Its not fun, your body is reacting to getting poisoned. Being drunk means being vulnerable. Stop with this bullshit it's gonna shorten your lifespan>>77345721How in the world is drinking fun?
>>77345895i'm not going to tell you WHY i find it fun but i can damn well tell you i'm not the only one. maybe i'm an alcoholic. everything in moderation. take care of myself, my life, and let loose every once in a while. get that pole out of your ass, cadet
>>77345413Alcohol free beer
>>77345593>>77345895Just kys dude. This autism is why people don't like you.
>>77345413Disregarding autoerotic asphyxiation, runner's high is the only option, but you have to be comfortable with going skellymode.
>>77345413Research chem benzos is what you’re looking for. A lot of them aren’t tested for and are technically not illegal, and benzos have similar effects to alcohol without destroying your body
>>77345413Porn. If you waste at least 2-3 hours edging and looking for the perfect thing to finish to daily, you'll have a brain fog you wouldn't believe. Like alcoholism, it's going to put your life on hold and everything into maintenance mode. You won't want to meet with people and you are going to be constantly tired and fatigued mentally. Exercising is going to feel refreshing and just going to make you want to goon more.But if you want something sane, then do as >>77346430. Tho I don't think you have to be a skeleton, but running and cycling definitely feels therapeutic.
BumpBoozeLyricaBenzos (bad choice)What else?
>>77345413Choose life.
Bump
>>77345413
>>77345413kava. Its a root, very harmless, just a strong dieuritic, even more than alcohol so you will piss a lot. But not habit forming. Hits the GABA receptors.
>>77345413I collect all 4, except the brain one because I don't have a gun
>>77345413>weed please>steroids please>alcohol please>adderall pleaseWorks in my machine
>>77345413Jesus.
I have taken a cocktail of every OTC anxiolytic myself. Passion Flower extract, Lemon Balm Extract, Valerian Root extract, Apigenin, Kava, mulungu root, L-theanine, and others that I cant even remember. The effect was basically fucking nothing, maybe a slight upset stomach from taking so much shit. This was all shit I bought from amazon super cheap. Moral of the story is that if any of the shit worked the FDA wouldn't let them sell it. I suppose you can go buy the "Feel Free" Kratom and Kava shots. Those actually work but try not to become a junky. They are like 10 bucks each which sounds like a lot but you would easily spend more than that on a night out drinking so I think its a fine price for what it is.
>>77345413Phenibut, Valium
>>77345895Silences my anxiety and antisocial attitude.>>77346477Benzos are also like alcohol in that they are one of the few types of drugs with withdrawals than can straight kill you, instead of only accidentally choking on your vomit, committing suicide or resorting to stupid substitutes, like opiods.
>>77345413Nitrous oxide.
can i order phenibut online? is it really that simple? i can just take this pill and i'll feel drunk with no side effects or hangovers the next day? feels too good to be true, but as someone who is trying to drink less, im very curious about phenibut
>>77349885>feels too good to be trueyeah its remarkably addictive and an inferior high to regular old whiskey. Also the government is actively banning it. You might be able to buy it online with a credit card now but that window is going to close as the jews and payment processors strangle it. Then you can still get it shipped in from khazakstan with crypto but you assume the risk if customs seizes it there wont be bitcoin refunds
>>77346477damn bro I just found some research benzo on alibaba. I could just order a kilo right now. I could probably live off of the income from selling it by the pill if I wanted for the next 10 years. Quit my job and just sell home made chinese benzo pills to college students. Sounds like a fun life and its not even illegal. As long as nobody dies of overdose i'm good. Who am I kidding though I am too much of a pussy to even order it. I would spend the next two weeks or whatever with terrible anxiety about getting arrested or if I got scammed.
i could type a whole ass thing here for you to explain this but im too lazy. if you have access to a LAVA BAR in your state, that is the only kind of place that can replace an alcohol bar or aocohol in general, because its actually really decent. but you need to live in one of the states where they have them. they also sell kratom tea, which im not gonna waste my breath explaining to you the intricaties of it but it has nothing to do with smoke shop kratom or gas station crap. loose leaf kratom tea is the best recreational drug out there that is sustainable every day for the most part. dont @ me, if you know, you know. currently its mainly a florida thing, and arizona, and a couple other states. if you can find loose leaf kratom tea for purchase online, do it.
>>77350019fucks sake, KAVA bar, not lava
>>77349873Brother if you're autistic only self acceptance will help you. Trying to bend yourself into something you're not through drugs does not work. Just look at Clavicular. Even with those insane drug cocktails he takes he clearly comes off as an autist and he'll burn himself out with that shit. If you must, just drink vodka in moderation (no calories) and stay hydrated. And stay away from Phenibut it's got horrendous withdrawals and is way too addictive for what it is in the end.
