I have been brainstorming with some friends about a theory that applies to every man, at least in the west. That theory being the "Fat Chick and Cigarette Phase" theory also known as FCACP. The theory is that EVERY MAN at some point in his life will go through a fat chick and cigarette phase, multiple reasons as to why are currently being studied but low self esteem combined with an abundance of overweight women with easily accessible nicotine creates an environment that no man can escape.If you haven't been through the phase it's only a matter of time before it happens to you. Make no mistake, you cannot escape it and the earlier you get it out of the way in life the better. The new wave of wojak/plapjack memes is just another confirmation that such a phenomenon is occurring.The only good news is that it will only happen once involuntarily. Getting /fit/ won't help you, getting /fa/ won't help you, accept the fact that it WILL happen to you. This is your future, this is your fate.
>>77347522what do you mean by fat chick? I had a chubby girl once but I left her when she started getting fatI don't believe it's possible for a sane man to fuck a fat chick
>>77347522If a "trying one cigarette once and fucking hating it" can be called "FCACP" then sure. Otherwise I think you're just projecting your own insecurities.
>>77347522Bro, I just went 5 years without getting laid. If I was gonna stoop to fat chicks I would've done it before now.
