>Would never do steroids but seethes about Steroids users>claims Isometric Exercise are superior to free weights but isn't even that good at Isometric movements>lifts to look DYEL in a shirt>Did a Kipping Muscle Up once in highschool and hasn't shut up about it since>You'd never know he went to the gym if he didn't tell you about it >Can't wait to tell you why everything you're doing is wrong>Believes he can grow with Dumbbells and Cables, only uses the 25s for Chest Press and Deadlifts>Farmer Walks>Thinks he is a secret fitness genius if only he had better genetics>will seethe in this thread
>>77353404Ppppffffffhahahaha you got wrecked so hard in the other thread you came here just to make this one to seethe more
>>77353421lmao I could just tell this post was typed with the hatred of someone who got humiliated on the internet
>>77353421>will seethe in this thread
>>77353404Why are we concerned with a fake fantasy of a guy that doesn't exist lol
>>77353404>Farmer WalksNo one normal does these
>>77353421Link it
>>77353549You're on an anime website. There's no normal people here.
>>77353615I agree. I do farmer's walks, in fact. Average Man has barely heard of this S-tier move.
>>77353404The average man doesnt even go to the gym. He goes to his job for 8-10 hours, makes more money than you then comes home and creampies his wife, something you'll never have, then drinks six beers and goes to sleep and repeats the process. Doesn't have a single thought about what exercises are superior, doesnt give a fuck about it because he doesnt have autism
>>77353622to be fair, if its average rural area man, they probably do them in real life to help dad with the store. One of the most "functional" exercises out there with real life applications.
>>77353636The average rural man is fat as fuck and mostly drives to Waffle House. Actual farmers are a tiny percentage of rural citizens due to the industrial revolution and its consequences.
>>77353633You absolutely don't know an average man if you think daily creampies are a part of his reality.
>>77353640I guess i watched too much Hajime no Ippo to have great expectations but upon further inspections I think you might be correct, sadly.
>Would never do calisthenics but seethes about calisthenics enjoyers>claims deadlift is superior to literally anything else but isn't even that good at deadlifting>lifts to look like a fat DYEL in a shirt>Did a 315 1RM (shitty ROM) once in highschool and hasn't shut up about it since>You'd never know he went to the gym if he didn't tell you about it >Can't wait to tell you why everything you're doing is wrong>Believes he can get aesthetic with barbells and unseasoned chicken, only ends up looking fat>Mouth breathing always>Thinks he is a secret fitness genius if only he had better genetics>will seethe in this thread
>>77353642The average man isnt chronically online like everybody here. Go to your local Walmart, and most fat, ugly guys are with a woman. Albeit the women are fat and ugly too, but who cares. Point is, yes, the average man is having sex, and not working out at all, while guys on here are autistically, ranting about what exercises build the most muscle, whether steroids are worth it and how to looksmaxx. When in reality it means fuck all. Also yeah creampies are part of my daily life. And I cant even bench 225 for reps and im fat.
>>77353404Seethe and dilate roidtranny
>>77353658These fat fucks are having sex maybe once a week at most, and it is disgusting. You probably aren't even married, when the real averageness kicks in. Why are you mad that you are a fat fuck and weak and posting about it?
>>77353404Farmer's walks are legit tho. I walk up and down my driveway with 100lb in each hand, my forearms look like Popeyes
>>77353655Alright what else can we do this for. We're having fun now.
>>77353697No they fucking don't.
>Would never do cardio but seethes about people doing cardio>claims Scientific Lifts are superior to tried and true methods isn't even that good at Scientific Lifts>got surgery to look DYEL in a shirt>wrote a shitty PHD once in junior college and hasn't shut up about it since>You'd never know he went to the gym if he didn't tell you about it>Can't wait to tell you why everything you're doing is wrong>Believes he can be a body builder and athletic with Scientific Lifting but failed both>Half Partials for no growth>Thinks he is a secret fitness genius if only he had better genetics>will seethe in this thread
make sure to add>has an unprecedented hate boner for deadliftsand that's the average /fit/ anon for you
>>77353836>/fit/man>Would never go to the gym but seethes about gym goers>claims his super secret esoteric methods are superior to tried and true methods but doesn't even practice what he preaches>lifts to look DYEL in a shirt>tried to deadlift 225 once and hasn't shut up about his back hurting>You'd never know he went to the gym if he didn't tell you about it>Can't wait to tell you why everything you're doing is wrong>Believes he can grow with kettlebells and bands, only uses the 10s for Turkish Get Ups and Farmer Walks>Farmer Walks on the treadmill like a retard>Thinks he is a secret fitness genius if only he had better genetics>will seethe in this thread
>>77353849Alternatively >unironically ran SS+GOMAD once and hasn't shut up about it since
>>77353404This isn't average man, this is just a guy at the gym that made you seethe.Average man doesnt even work out, he just might play some ball with the boys on saturday and then chug down 7 beers afterwards.He legitimately doesnt understand half the terms you used in your greentext.>Isometric? whats what?>what are you kipping? What's kipping?>Dumbbell? like a church bell?>Do farmers walk in a special way?
>>77353923You did not describe Average Man. That sounds like a cool lad and his mates.
>>77353658Idc gang I want to be a stallion in the bedroom not just limp dick a bitch and have sub par sex
>>77354142Average man has average sex with his average wife once every 15 years who is planning to divorce him.
>>77353655Look how ugly that guy is. 99 rolls out of 100 he'd be some fat walmart scooter guy. Him getting into powerlifting was the best possible outcome. He's not going to become Brad Pitt and at least this way he looks strong and masculine kind of.
>>77353658And I'm tall and fit and can get actual hot girls. What's your point?
>>77353404Isometrics are just as effective as isotonic exercises are, not more or less
