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>be me
>currently suffering from stage 4 kidney failure
>try to see if my son is willing to be a doner so I won't have to go on dialysis
>Ungrateful fuck refuses to do so unless I quit drinking and smoking because he thinks I'm an "alcoholic" and "morbidly obese"
Since my useless son won't help me, what are some workouts to reverse kidney damage? Better late than never I guess
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>>77362050
Holy shit based son.
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>>77362050
Dude don't ruin your son's health because you can't control your life.
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>>77362053
I can control it, retard
I keep drinking at 3 a day max and I'm only 220lbs
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>>77362057
If you already have kidney damage then stop drinking at all
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>>77362060
Why the fuck should I give up drinking just because some Hebrew doctor says so?
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to start stop watching tranny cartoons.
second, stop kidnapping other people's children and claiming them as your own.
third, kill yourself.
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>>77362050
>try to see if my son is willing to be a doner
It's usually made from lamb
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>>77362050
Post body.
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>>77362061
Either you listen to your "hebrew" doctor or you'll get buried in a "hebrew" casket, you fucking idiot.
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>>77362050
>ry to see if my son is willing to be a doner
cannibalism is immoral
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>>77362050
>Obese
>Smoker
>Alcoholic
>Watches Troon Circus
Your son is right
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>>77362066
Fuck off
I sacrificed everything for my son despite being a single dad working minimum wage
Just fucking yesterday I had to pawn my laptop again just to afford gas while that loser was off at some college
He fucking owes me
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Send your son to this thread so we can crown him our king.
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>>77362050
Pick up so Endocalyx Pro. 4 capsules a day for at least 8 weeks and see if anything improves.
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>>77362050
Why are American parents like this?
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>>77362073
He OWES you? I didn't realize your child would fucking OWE you anything. And you want to call someone else a jew when you're insisting your own child OWES YOU?
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>>77362050
Loool ur son is right, quit, it's hell until it isn't and then it's bliss and u think why the fuck would j ever drink ahain
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>>77362073
I hate poor people
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>>77362050
gr8 b8 thread

If true, I hope you die OP.
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>>77362073
That's why I'll never have kids because Im too selfish to give a fuck about them
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>>77362073
Should have though of that before smoking and drinking. Least you can do it not bring other people down to the grave with you so that you can buy few more years for nothing.
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Is that a picture of you OP?
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>>77362073
>I sacrificed everything for my son
Except drinking and smoking.

You are a retard and your son is based.
kys, you won't find any sympathy from us.
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lmao based comedic posting. please continue providing more of these.
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>>77362050
We warned you about the 'tine, brah
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>>77362050
Kek, no self respecting doctor would even entertain a fucking transplant if your that much of an alcoholic
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>>77362084
The go to insult and cope loser white men go to so they don't have to admit they are just losers.
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>>77362050
You did this to yourself, anon
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>>77362073
Just fast, retard. It'll repair itself.
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>>77362050
>stage 4 kidney failure
look into chlorine dioxide protocols that stuff works miracles
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>>77362084
Yes, he and that Hebrew doctor who convinced me to take the vac do in fact owe me
Hell, the clot shot is probably what got my kidneys out of whack
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>>77362073
>just to afford gas
You could give up beer and cigs, in case you didn't notice.

Anyway, who let a normie Redditor in here?
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>>77362073
>>77363692
>Sacrificed everything except smoking and drinking at the expense of your health
>didn't bother expending the effort to not be a minimum wage worker
>blames the shot for his health problems
>son still owes him a kidney
On the offchance this isn't bait (it is), thank you for confirming that the vast majority of outcomes are deserved.
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>>77362270
I knew someone who got a liver transplant as an alcoholic who ate nothing but junk food. She’s dead now. Oh well
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>>77362050
>>doner
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I can't believe people are actually falling for this bait.
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>>77362073
exceptional bait
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this is without a shadow of a doubt a shallow larp thread but what if they're all in on it just for the fuck of it and pointing it out makes me the sucker
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>>77362050
Don't take your son's kidney.
It's a bad deal FOR YOU.
A transplanted kidney doesn't last long, you're already out of shape, smoker, drinker... It will be a miracle if you get 5 years of of it, function will drop to 0 before that for sure, then you're stuck with dialysis AND taking immunosuppressant drugs.
Fuck that noise, go with straight dialysis, don't give doctors an excuse to get that sweet sweet surgery money on top off everything else.
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>>77362135
>>77365492
>>77365674
You anons must've never worked with the poors, because this is absolutely how an alarming amount of them think
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>>77365672
I'm so sad at the state of /fit/ that everyone is falling for it instead of joking along

but yes gorgeous work OP
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>>77362073
eternal (soon to be not so eternal) boomer
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>>77362050
Figure out how to go back up a few stages with biotrooning.

Fren of mine was offered heart transplant when his ejection fraction was down to like 20% but he declined and recovered back up to like 60% so he doesn't need one anymore.
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>>77362050
This is fake because they won't even consider you for the surgery if you are an active alcoholic.



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