These dudes suddenly invade your gym and take all the spots by force.What do you do?
>>77362426they're bronze age warriorsi work out in a black iron gymthey don't know the riddle of steel
>>77362426Tell them thanks, but no thanks, I don't need a spotter since I know how to lift
>>77362430Tell me the riddle of steel.>*sits patiently*
>>77362426Who were they, bros? Iberians? Sardinians? Etruscans? Mycenaeans? All of the above?
>>77362426Me and my pack of c r a z y niggers are gonna get the squat rack back in blud
>>77362426They won't take the leg machines judging by their looks so I'll just train legs
Ask for workout tips, especially anything that might solve back pain
>>77362426Ask to join their legions and specifically request a cool helmet with horns on it :-)
>>77362492They had naval knowledge and traditions, so most likely from Sicily and Sardinia, maybe mainland Italy as well.
>>77362499>especially anything that might solve back painDie in a battle before you're 30 is what they'll answer
Passive aggressively stare at them and mutter to myself like I do everytime they come in and steal the machines.
>>77362426I yearn to die in battle and go to Valhalla
>>77362492Guys with weapons that want you dead.
Use pila to break their weedy phalanx
>>77362492Atlantis.
>>77362488With the non stop, pop pop from stainless steel
>>77362810they weren't using phalanx, sea peoples were light infantry using hit and run tactics.
>>77362426sodomize them with the ez bar
>>77362426Direct them to the women (and manlet) section.
>>77362426I call over the local Egyptian gymbro to fuck ‘em up.
>>77363582yeah you're right, I just glanced the image, assumed greek hoplites and made a stupid rushed reply. respect to your sea peoples knowledge
>>77362426I gather the hoplites and repel the invaders
>>77362488Anons, what is stronger than steal?
I beat them all up because my gym is on private property, and they are trespassing
>>77365740A ton of feathers
>>77362492Late bronze age bell beaker south-eastern iberians, nuragic sardinians, bell-beaker descendants in sicily and the italian peninsula, bell beaker southern european colony in northern africa and some balkan people that invaded the aegean and the eastern mediterranean.
