Last one archived. Let's get a good one going to motivate us into the weekend.
Looking for the one where a fatty complains that cycling didn't make them lose weight, just get swole legs, because they didn't cut calories.
Dont make fun of her anons! At least shes trying.
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>>77385787mmm yes, very nice
>>77385669>You think my opinion is worthless because I'm obese.Yes. People who are obese hate themselves and by extensions others. That's why they want to drag everyone else down with them "eat hyper-palpable slop like a pig, you deserve it."Meanwhile people that eat well, exercise well, and sleep well are fulfilled and genuinely try to help people around them. They give the best advice they know, and even if that advice is rejected they're accepting of it.
>>77385713>Prey eyes>Fish eyesI can't take him seriously.
>>77385713>dysgenic as fuck>doesn't shave that ridiculous balding headGenetic trash like this guy should also be judged and shamed, just like fat fucks
>>77385787Daily reminder there is a group of "people" on reddit who overfeed their cats like this and post them for updoots while the poor kitties suffer health problems
>>77385669welcome to goblinx general. enjoy your stay
>>77385946Thread blessed
>>77385946Keep it up king!
>>77385946Based
>people
>that's right, chuds! There's a difference
>fat fuck gets forced out of club
>>77386571>captions 1 word at a timedropped. Only insufferable twats do their captions like that.
>>77386571>voluptuousKek, the last bastion of cope for the femfat
>>77386770if you can't read fast then just practice, no judgement here.
>>77387219i hate amerisharts so god damn much
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>>77387222
The fatter the cow, the harder the fall. Also, a higher centre of gravity
>>77385669I was doing so well all week, then decided to binge on cereal today (ate like 4 big bowls of honey nut cheerios).I need this thread.
Asian aunties dropping truth bombs
>>77385688Cardio alone is never enough. The battle starts with putting down the bucket of fried chicken.
>>77386473>ants kill 30 people annuallywhat? How?
>>77386914as an ESL and someone who uses subtitles for anything foreign in general I can say that that's not the issue. If anything I can read faster when there are entire sentences on screen, leaving me more time to focus on the images rather than on the text, plus the constant changing of the words is distracting. In this case it's just two whales standing there so it hardly matters but it's super annoying when there's a lot going on in the visuals or when it's a supposedly informative video throwing a bunch of data at you. And the only reason this type of subtitles is used is because it's extra stimulating to ADHD tards, there's no other benefit to it.
>>77387220The lady who does the BodyPump classes at my gym is fat too. Ngl i'm always shocked how strong she is and has crazy endurance. Having that said, fat is still fat and unhealthy/deadly. I will give SOME respect to gym fatties though, they're slobs in the kitchen but at least they're not the couch potatoes most fatties are.
>>77387410Anaphlaxis or toxic shock from the amount of venom from certain species of ant, the human body can only take so many stings or bites from any animal or insect before getting issues, bees kill people in a similar way. Its especially risky to people with less mobility like kids or elderly people or maybe if they're intoxicated or disabled.
from the fat hikers blog, fatty almost dies while doing a 5 mile, 700 feet of elevation hike in whopping 74°F weather (8km, 200m, 23°C). Posting this less to hate (at least fatty is trying) and more to put into perspective how unfit one can become, that hike is the kind of thing that my mother in her 60s might do as an afternoon stroll>>77386579>they are ALL fat, even the commando nigga that pops out of nowhere armed to the teethutterly bizarre
>>77387435that sounds terrifying, I mean all deaths by sting are but with ants it must be a rather slow process>>77387328laughing while dying internally
I'm fat.
>>77387332u lying if you say you wouldn't every single one
>>77387220>Fitness isn't defined by how you lookYou're not fit. You flopping around like a fish on a yoga matt in front of a camera doesn't make you fit.
>>77387332yo! them bitches be lookin fine
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>>77387552clearly bait but what triggered me was the way she's drinking it down like a genuine year old baby
>>77387251kek
>>77387719if you look closely enough, you can HEAR the throaty pig swallowing sounds and snorts
>>77385821I want to catch that squirrel and nut in him(pun somewhat intended).
>>77385901somtimes i feel bad for truckers. They have the unhealthiest job in the USA. The infrastructure to keep them healthy and educated about their health really isnt there, you have to make your shipments by any means on time, and now you're facing waves and waves of ranjeshes being paid to do your job even worse for cheaper. Then at the end youre the most likely of any career to die early.
>>77385946Thank you for your service, king
>>77387332Massa feed them good so he can fuck 'em
>>77387248>rent freewe don't think about you at all
>>77385946thx for postin gabinx
>>77387937(you) literally responded you fucking mongoloid retard. good job not thinking about me.
>>77385991does he hate fat people?
>>77387313what did he do wrong?
>>77387220Imagine coming away with this dumbass idea instead of realizing there is no way to out exercise a bad diet
>>77388441He didn't give the fat bitch a pass and didn't want to throw the ball to bitch on first base cause he knew she would let her on base.
>>77387220I have a full fledged fat fetish and i guarantee the amount of fat chicks I've interacted with has made me hate them through experience more than anyone on this thread. The way that they almost masterfully live in complete delusional fantasies pisses me off so much.
>>77386473This image is retarded. Too many weird examples that confuse the point. Also a lot of incorrect or misleading information (for example: dog deaths only US or else they would be way higher due to rabies, deer deaths way too low and also really just referring to car crashes). But then the big payoff is only 30,000 deaths per year from obesity. The most conservative estimate from the WHO is that between heart disease, stroke, diabetes, and certain cancers 2.8 million people die per year from obesity, so what the fuck is 30,000 referring to?
>>77388414all teenagers hate fat >people
>>77385688What was it? A Tiktok video? A Xitter post?
>>77387219I calculated about 5000 calories for all of that. Anyone else got an estimate?
>>77385946Is that the same person
>>77386473Niggers kill 32000 people Per year
>>77387248>Full English>Mum>Chips>OasisI don't think so anon
>>77387219I can't stand people who nod their head like that after each bite. Just fuckin chew like a normal person. Also people who grunt or groan while eating like fuck man we don't all need a full sensory experience
>>77388948take a close look, friend. notice his baseball cap? it's a NEW YORK YANKEES cap.
>>77387222Foids like this are the worst. "I am destroying my body and my health specifically because you don't like it."
>>77388957>people don't wear souvenirs from other placesIt's a good thing we have you to do our thinking for us, retard. Otherwise, we'd have to be stupid, ourselves.
>>77388986think you're being finessed lil bro
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>>77385724Based
>>77389403nta but pretending to be a retard is the same as being retarded
>>77387335How is the app so accurate lmao?
>>77385991There is no way hes 36. 21 at best. I hate this bait bullshit.
>>77385669>have fat wife>dont care cause braphog wrangler>she wants to lose weight>sure> she gets gym membership>i also get one>she still fat>still drinks and vapes>but does weekly meal prep>still fat>we go running>still fatWhy cant wives do anything on their own? Ive got other shit to do than make sure she loses weight
>>77389748>braphogWhat the fuck does this mean?A fat person who farts?
I randomly remembered this today.>be around 16>sister is 13 and fat>visit extended family>haven't seen them for around a decade>grandmother sees us>first thing she says is that it looks like my sister stole all of my food
>>77388844Screencap from fit
>>77388957>take a close look, friend. notice his baseball cap? it's a NEW YORK YANKEES cap.Many years ago I visited a construction in Irian, Indonesia's part of New Guinea. The native straw boss in charge of the native stoop laborers wore sandals cut from an old truck tire, a woven grass kirtle, a seashell medallion in is nose, and a NEW YORK YANKEES baseball cap.I know you've never been any place further than 50 miles from Mommy's basement, skippy, but sports gear - especially US sports gears - is EVERYWHERE. You'll see hats, shirts, pullovers, you name it in any nation you care to name. You'll even see stuff featuring nonexistent US sports logos like the sweatshirt I saw in Japan with the legend "New Jersey Baseball College".Let go of your cock, close the PornHub browser, and step outside. Skippy. The world is a far more complicated and interesting place than your narrow, cum stained, mattress would have you believe.
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>>77390062you write like a faggot
>>77386579Fucking kek. I haven't laughed in weeks due to a break up but this got me. The dude who looks like he's gonna stomp the shit out of the guy who gets kicked out and then suddenly stops and helps him up.
>>77385669Hello, I'm from a body positivity sub-Reddit and I want to make clear that you people have to stop using pictures and video's from our community. They are not ment to be made fun of or hated on.Thank you.
>>77390131those were the days
>>77387440wow a quality poster. keep up the good work
>>77389748tell her about cycle syncing and make her eat protein with breakfastt. had same situation, was the wife, only found out this out after many failed attemptsalso her cortisol might be spiking from tge jogging, take her swimming instead
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>>77390062kek someone tell me this is a pasta I just haven't seen before, I thought I knew all the /fit/ lore about the fat cunt in the yankees hat.>man LIKEis the bit that really gets me, the fat cunt nodding his head while he chews his sugar goynut while simultaneously draining the last syrup from his cup.fat cunt can't even finish a mouthful before his dopamine starts to drop and he has to fill his mouth to capacity again.
>>77387222https://traditionalhikma.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Rene-Guenon-The-Crisis-of-the-Modern-World-copy.pdf
>>77389446>drumpf slurped so much jew jizz that this meme is now uncool with the kidsHorrifying
>>77385826An autistic person calling someone else genetic trash, how ironic.
I've come to really resent my fat familyMy mom Is basically livestock at this point. I hate thisI see how selfish they are because they don't see how their self inflicted chronic poor health is distressing to others that need to watch them decline
>>77385824Extremely low iq post
>>77385787>me being escorted from golden corral
>>77390383go back to r/bait kind sir
I'm sick of seeing fat people every time I leave my house. I hate them.>>77385688
>>77390937tf is up with her feet they're like curled around or some shit.also, sorry bros, but those maserati-tier tits... I would.If she's a cripple I'd keep her on a bed laid in that exact pose and feed her all the fried chicken and watermelon she wanted while I plap her so full of DNA she'd be legally white.
>>77390419look at those big ol HamHoles
>>77391168My man!
>>77385946>>77387900>her mom after a doxxI'd stop lurking too if a bunch of autistic 35 year olds were saving photos of my mom lol, that's creepy af fr fr senpai.
>>77386914Single word at a time subtitles are fucking retarded, and they're slower to read because you have to read at the pace the words appear rather than just reading the entire fucking sentence in one go. And like the ESL explained since you constantly have to glance at them nonstop it is incredibly distracting. When you have full sentences or small paragraphs in one go you can quickly read the whole thing and have plenty of time to focus on what's going on in the video.Only brain rotted zoomer retards like that shit.
>>77387440lol I've been to Cloudland Canyon several times, the whole thing is easy af to hike, even going down into the canyon and back up it's like what <8 flights of stairs? And if you're not even going down into the canyon.... lmao
>>77385713Why the fuck is this guy talking about looks when he is a genetic dead end, even a fat person can improve their looks by losing weight, this guy is cursed
>>77387440as a Georgia man myself I relate>be me, recovering from noravirus>more sick family member asks me to get popsicles >decide to walk the 3 miles roundtrip to the store >wear boots and jeans for some reason>soupy outside >finally get to the CVS, not feeling good>all the popsicles have been bought because Masters faggot tournament in town>decide to walk to nearby fresh market >see short, fat, negro woman in a wheel chair trying to kick her way out of the store>she asks me for help>the white man's burden>get her to her car she asks me to lift her in>homegirl had to be 275lbs>hoist her into the car feel like dying>look up and see another coon sitting in the car - don't know why they didn't help>feel like I'm about to pass out from heat, residual noravirus, humidity, lack of nourishment, and niggercurling>walk to a chair cause I think im about to leave the world for a sec>as soon as I sit down old negro man walks up and asks for $10>white man's burder>power through and go to the store for the popsicles>walk home >give them to mom>I don't like thesethe white man's burden
>>77385824Post eyes with timestamp
>>77392369>helping fat peopleThis is fat people hate, not fat people love.
>>77390945>>77392389t. prey