How can I fix square butt? (without cosmetic surgery, or, how much did you pay?)
>>77389796I can't stand being a virgin anymore bros. It's so embarassing when friends and coworkers talk about sex and girls and I have to stand there with nothing to say
>>77389796YWNBAWyour bait is ass>>>/lgbt/an hero 41% etc.
>>77389796Lose weightGain muscle
>>77389804relevant to >>77389821get a tranny gf that's a stealthoid, do the sex stuff and the worthy of being a bf to someone non-hideous, then once she sabotages the relationship, you are now no longer a virgin and can act like a normal non-defective moid around others
>>77390242>stealthoid>going with a turbovirgin
>>77390249happened to me
>>77389796what kind of surgery is that? what do you call that. >>77389804it has been said a thousand times already, go to a hooker. it doesnt matter if the first experience sucks, you need to experience the woman body and lose your fear of it, to feel comfortable around it.
>>77390307>what kind of surgery is that? what do you call that.Fat transfer, I’m leaning more and more towards it>>77390214I gain muscle it’s more tone, shaped the same
>>77389804Lie, they do it too anyway. You watch enough porn to know how it works.
>>77389796aren't those hipdips. kek hiplet
>>77389796Just try getting in better shape first. I'm a dude but a lot of chicks have said I have a good ass lol. Here's what I'd try first>Get leaner if you're fat, too high bodyfat does not look nice and ruins the shape>Squat a lot with full depth, you'll see ass gainz once you're at a big number>Do hip thrusts, check out Brett Contreras>Deadlift, same with squatsJust getting in better shape and building up muscle can do a lot of good. Usually the shape isn't even bad, there's just too much fat and no muscle>>77389804Get a prostitute bruddeh it will change everything, give you that confidence. Women can literally smell virginity on men, the first one is the hardest to get but pussy comes super easy once you got that out of the way. I was a virgin till 22, hired prostitute, 26 now and my body count is 57 (58 including prostitute but escorts don't count according to my bros). Only stopped because I've been in a relationship for a while now, would easy be pushing 100 by now though I think. It really is super easy once you have that confidence and experience, I'd literally go upto some bitch in the smokers area, ask her how her nights been, then kiss her and then ask if she wants to come back to mine, that easy bruddeh. If she doesn't seem interested in talking then literally just go to the next one and try her
>>77389796Clamshells.
>>77390501>>77390307Get a prostitute fags are truly pathetic. Bottom of the barrel lol
>>77389796
>>77390501>I was a virgin till 22, hired prostitute, 26 now and my body count is 57
>>77389804>>77390307unironically the longer im a virgin the less interested i am in having sex with one
>>77389796>A women got surgery for thisShe looks like she just did squats for like 3 weeks lmfao. Women are so fucking retarded. That’s not even a good ass. It’s an okay ass. And she fucking bought it.Reminds me of this super fat bitch who got a “breast reduction” cuz she had like a 36DDD. 36DDD isn’t even that crazy big, and she was like 230lbs. If she lost weight, she probably would have been a fucking C-Cup. Now if she ever loses weight (doubtful), she’ll be a fucking A cup.Women are such fucking retards. How tf do they navigate the world?
>>77389796foids can look like the left side?jfc I think I am going to be phsyically SICK
>>77390242>>77390249>>77390292so is /fit/ the tranny board now?tf does "stealthoid" even mean?
>>77389796>D ass MD
>>77390242>sheYou pathetic queer.
>>77390612>>77390501Squats or any other glute exercise don’t fill out a square ass, the shape is from hips below, there is simply no fat deposits to give round shape, there is not muscle that can be trained to fill out a square butt to round shape, basically you have no clue what you are saying.>>77389796You can get a round ass from a reputable surgeon for ~$6.000 and short recovery, it’s a no brainer. It’s just fat deposit, it’s nothing you can fix through diet or training
>>77389858 was deleted but a tranny asking for ass and posting a naked ass stays
>>77389804>>>/r9k/you fucking faggot
>>77390612men inject chinesium chemicals from india into their body while unironically coming up with fat diets just to avoid CICO, so we're not so much better. Clavicular as an example is basically the male equivalent to female retardation
>>77389821TROOKACOLA
>>77389796god damn she had bad fat distribution before. i realize it's plastic surgery frauding but I'd spread her after cheeks and berry my tongue in dat heiny all morning long
>>77390640lurk more newfag>>>/lgbt/
>>77390978id rather stick my penis into her vagina than stick my tongue into a literal poophole. it smells like poop and tastes like poop. why would you want that over something as pleasurable as vaginal sex?
>>77390868You can have a good looking square ass, retard. She’ll never know because she fucking never even tried. This is the female equivalent of an incel complaining about his weak chin and jawline when he’s 300lbs. Nigga what jawline? You’ve never even found out if you have one.The problem is this woman thought the genetic shape of her ass was the problem. Not the fact that she’s never trained her ass in her life.
>>77389796D'Ass MD. Someone thought he was being clever
>>77391039you need to fuck clean girls, anon. a freshly washed girl asshole does not smell or taste like poop.
>>77390900/fit/ is the incel boardEither deal with it or fuck off
>>77390978why are goim so obsessed with eating shit?what causes this?
>>77389804>coworkers talking about sexHow old are your coworkers? 16?
>>77389804Just say "hell yeah bros, Friday night came around and I Fukken Smashed that TENGA Flip." they won't know what you're talking about but because we're an inclusive society they'll just nod their head like it's something on the They/Them ladder and it will be forgotten that day, BUT you'll fit right in.
>>77390909I hate CICOtards so much
>>77391462>a freshly washed girl asshole does not smell or taste like poopthen what's the point?
>>77391061>The problem is this woman thought the genetic shape of her ass was the problem. Not the fact that she’s never trained her ass in her life.women clearly trained her butt, show me one good trained square butt, they never look good without contorting their back to make it look round picrel
>>77390605same.I look at women's behavior and it's just a massive turnoff and something I don't really want shitting up my life 24/7and since I never had sex I also don't know what I'm potentially missing out on so it's pretty easy to just not bother with them
>>77389804Just become Catholic.
>>77392001knower
>>77392001This is actually the most effective advice provided you can sincerely become Catholic, which most people can't. Your virginity is not what women smell, it's the insecurity that stems from it. Even if you get a hooker, it's not guaranteed you'd actually lose the insecurity since it's not "real" sex. If you're sincerely Catholic, you won't think too much about your virginity and so nothing could be smelled.
