I started taking creatine after years of 4chan use and now I'm norwooding

I started taking l-citrulline after years of 4chan use and now I'm wooding

>azn genetics

>>77396216
and for ehat? a 2 rep advantage? kek
another one bites the dust

work as a rice farmer, have extremely low body fat cause you barely eat much and you're also poor, and you'll look like pic related

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>>77396216

i always tell bros to hop on creatine to lower their SMV when they start to norwood
taking out the competition right where it matters

I'm on creatine and minoxidil so haha fuck all yall

>>77396393
>and now im norwood 3 and impotent so haha fuck all yall

I know people will call me crazy, but I need to warn you about creatine. I was 22 years old, full head of hair, and my buddy convinced me to start taking 5 grams a day because it was "natural and safe." I wanted bigger arms for summer, so I started loading up.

At first everything was great. I hit a PR on bench and felt unstoppable. Two weeks in I noticed a few extra hairs in the shower drain but told myself it was nothing. Four weeks later my hairline looked different, like it had pulled back a bit. By the two-month mark I had reached Norwood 3 and my forehead was expanding like the universe. I bought a hat and never took it off, not even in the shower.

Six months in I lost my job because I couldn't focus anymore. All I could think about was my hair. A year later my girlfriend left me because she said I looked like I'd aged ten years and that I resembled a "balding thumb." I started wearing a beanie even in the summer and people stared. I knew they were laughing.

Two years later my father didn't even recognize me anymore. I looked older than him. Now I have no hair, no girl, no job, and no hope... all because of creatine.

Creatine is not just water weight, it's a DHT NUKE. It activates the bald gene like a sleeper agent. I went from having a full head of hair to looking like a 45-year-old accountant who's been through two divorces.

Please stay away from this stuff. You will lose your hair, your confidence, and everything you care about. Don't let the fitness industry propaganda fool you into thinking it's safe. They want you bald and ugly so you keep buying more supplements to fix the problems they created.

Skip the creatine. I warned you all.

I know people will call me crazy, but I need to warn you about hair. I was 22 years old, bald and beautiful, and my buddy convinced me to start taking 5 grams a day of finasteride because it was "natural and safe." I wanted an impotent dick for summer, so I started loading up.

At first everything was great. I hit a PR on nofap and felt unstoppable. Two weeks in I noticed a few extra hairs on the scalp but told myself it was nothing. Four weeks later my hairline looked different, like it had poofed up a bit. By the two-month mark I had reached broccoli head and my hair was expanding like the universe. I bought a hat and never took it off, not even in the shower.

Six months in I lost my job because I couldn't focus anymore. All I could think about was my hair. A year later my girlfriend left me because she said I looked like a highschooler and that I resembled a "curly haired clown." I started wearing a beanie even in the summer and people stared. I knew they were laughing.

Two years later my father didn't even recognize me anymore. I was accidentally enrolled back into middle school. Now I have no DHT, no girl, no job, and no hope... all because of finasteride.

Finasteride is not just water weight, it's a DHT NUKE. It activates the hair gene like a sleeper agent. I went from having a beautiful bald head to looking like a weird old little kid.

Please stay away from this stuff. You will lose your baldness, your confidence, and everything you care about. Don't let the hair industry propaganda fool you into thinking it's safe. They want you mop-headed and ugly so you keep buying more supplements to fix the problems they created.

Skip the finasteride. I warned you all.

Every construction site has a dude that looks like that and another one who is fat and does the exact same job

>>77396318
A white Somalian?

>>77396180
did an 7 week anavar cycle, i consider myself natty