This is my coach.
>>77405332Coach? That's more like FIRST CLASS baby #OurBoyHemingWHEY
>>77405332Tell you're coach to lose some wait
>>77405332Who is going to leave this realm first? Goatpiss or Bloho?
How does he afford to have such a nice home gym with nothing but rogue equipment? He has like 5000 dollars in calibrated plates a lone.
>>77405332this guy needs surgery to move this nipples higher
>>77405332Reminder that blaha "runs" multiple fb pages where he spams extremely cringe edgy political nonsense and unbelievably unfunny stolen 9gag memes and he spams HUNDREDS of posts a day and has for a couple years now all in hopes of making an extra two dollars of ad revenue a dayHe's a human pajeet spambot
>>77405606Very on brand
His obsession with hookers and strippers is so nasty. If I couldnt get a decent classy girl obsessed with me I'd just become a monk and play with legos all day, I'd never scrape the bottom of the horny barrel like that
>>77405332Huh, looks better than i remember desu
he's the saddest lolcow of all time. he has no friends, no family, no jobs, no acquaintances, no money, no assets, no time left, and nothing to show for any of it. emptiest person of all timehe does not go to a gym because he believes he will be harassed, so he works out at alone in his garage, which is admittedly an improvement over the living room with permanently closed curtains he used to lift in, but still very lonely. he does not bike, he does not run, he walks for his cardio, and you heard that right, and he believes walking more than 30 minutes a day will harm his gainshe walks to the grocery store, and says he always carries a gun with him when he does, in case any "trolls" try to harass him. groceries are essentially the only reason he leaves his home ever, as he documents essentially every day of his life with no indication he does anything but sit on the computer and lift for an hour, and he has years and years of daily videos documenting this fact; there's no evidence he's even tried going to different grocery stores or a fucking walk in the woods, just pure isolationwhen his trolls pointed this all out, he bought a guitar that he places in the background of his videos to try to imply he has some kind of hobby, but there's no evidence he's ever played itwhat a grim existence, what a life.
>>77407057>he has no friends, no family, no jobs, no acquaintances, no money, no assets, no time left, and nothing to show for any of it. emptiest person of all timewell at least he has nothing to worry about losing, where as the person who has an amazing life is gonna be horrified of death because they dont wanna leave all their success so soon
>>77405458$5k in 2026 is like $1k in 2016
>>77407052Pic is 2024, looks like shit currently
>>77407057I can guarantee that you've spend MINIMUM 50 hours cumulatively learning about this dude online. And you wrote this gay ass post about him. You're worse than him just for that fact.
>>77407660>You're worse than him just for that fact.Absolutely not. Hi Jason!
>>77407757who is jason nigger I do not watch youtube. write an other paragraph to explain it to me faggot
>>77405332Holy shit! Is that? It's our boy hemmingway
>>77405458Made a lot of black money in the Clinton years.
>>77407057Future you to a T
>>77405332Who the fuck these people and why do you mentally ill faggots always post them for decades now. Why do you care about this random fags so much. Millenials and boomers are a failed generation
>>77407802Not our fault you don't know about anything or anyone, kys zoomercel
>>77407809I wonder if you ever stop for a moment and look at your meaningless existence.Stuck in a dead board in a dead website spamming the same five jokes and phrases while you’re almost 40 or even worse. An empty shell of a human just like the “lolcow” you make fun of. I guess they just remind you of the person you hate mostly and that’s yourself
>>77407815Projection by a balding, pushing-30, brown zoomer incel.
>>77407821nothing angers a millenial more than being reminded of his age and worthless obsessions lmaooo
>>77407821And there it is just like by program the same old empty answer filled with buzzwords you have been using for over a decade now. Good luck spending your final two three decades like that gramps
>>77407834>>77407830Holy shit the incel generation is SEETHING at the last cohort who actually got to fuckSorry about your bone dry youth zoomie (now over)
>>77407893Ok bro
>>77407909Copealso seethe
>>77407759The person you're vehemently defending here despite evidently not knowing anything about. Retard.
>>77407802Lurk more newfag >>77407909>unironically posting this Holy fucking cringe
>>77407960You're right. I do not spend hours of my life learning about "lolcows" online. I wish you many more dozens of hours wasted living the exact same lifestyle as the ones you obsess over :)
>>77407893lmao unc is reddit-spacing and cortisol-maxxing. Calm down buddy you're at the age where cardiac infarctions are a real risk. Take your statins LMAOOO
>>77405458He sold his car to buy it.
>77407976>he keeps coming back and replying despite really not caring
>77408013Waiting on my next post to seethe at it some more
>>77407979You're like 30 nigga
Millenials be like >having sex Cringelerolololo>obsessing over some Jason Statham gym guy wannabe that in total three people have ever heard of HOLY BASED GUACAMOLE ZOOMERS ARE SUCH INCELS LET ME POST ABOUT THIS BALD GUY AGAIN
>replying again after not even 2 minutes
>>77407960delusional kiwifag kek
>>77407759>who is jason
>>77408219>delusional how?
>>77408186You know exactly who Jason Blaha is, and you are absolutely a nervous, insecure incel. 100% guaranteed.
>>77408324>a spade gets called a spade (i.e., a paragraph-writing kiwifag gets called an obsessive homo)>construes this as 'vehemently defending' a person neither of them have met despite no defense occurring whatsoever
>>77405458Home gyms weren't that expensive pre covid era
>>77408399they absolutely were, gym equipment was never cheap.
>>77408020nope im 22
>>77408013>>77408017HAHAHAHAHAHA i just realized you're trying to get the last word by not replying directla lmaoooo. and you posted 2 times in a row? im the one seething? HAHAHAHAHAA
>>77407768thats nice jason
>>77407909>iToddler filename>Asian gfGrim
>>77405332Is that my boy Hemmingway?
He is very depressing for me to watch for some reason, amberlynn and chantel have gotten really depressing too. Maybe I'm just getting older but its grim seeing it quite literally be over for these people. I need younger lolcows to make fun of, they still have a future and can turn things around.
>77408548>77408542Zoomer incels posting seethe
>>77408995Being in your thirties posting here is crazy
>>77408399Everything he has is Rogue which is the most expensive company in their niche and calibrated plates have always been very expensive.
>>77409003Is it diabolical?
>>77408995HAHAHAHAAHAHAH goylennial is still too scared to reply directly holy shit
>77409735This is the best you got after 9 hoursSad lil zoomerito
>>77407660Actual TRVKE. People who get that invested in the lives of lolcows are no better than the people they mock.
>zoomer started replying to himself after getting blastedSad
>>77409777trips of truthall lolcows are like thisthe fat autistic loser lolcows are followed by fat autistic losersthe 500lbs fat perma-dieter youtube lolcow women on youtube are followed by other 500lbs fat perma-dietersNatural Hypertrophy is basically Jason Blaha
>reddit spacing and replying to Ximself
